'Frenzied' Guilfoyle Made Pathetic Call To Whiskey Pete As Everything Went To Hell
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— October 19, 2026

According to a rather embarrassing new report from The Daily Mail, Kimberly Guilfoyle spent her final days as a Trump Administration official making pathetic, "frenzied" phone calls to pretty much every high-profile person she could think of in an equally desperate and pathetic last-ditch attempt to save her job and put herself back into the president's good graces as everything exploded to smithereens all around her.

Among those lucky enough to receive a dry beg from Guilfoyle herself was none other than ole Whiskey Pete.

Just days before the Trump Administration would kindly ask Kimberly to fuck all the way off, and the president would proceed to hit his former-almost-daughter-in-law with his trademarked "I barely knew her," the now-former US ambassador to Greece reportedly reached out to Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth for "moral support," but even more so to ask him to make a "personal pitch" to their boss on her behalf.

And apparently, he wasn't the only one. Daily Mail writes that she called up Tom Barrack, the US ambassador to Turkey, to do the exact same thing.

Daily Mail's Elina Shirazi reports that "Trump, two sources close to the president said, did not answer her calls."

Guilfoyle's career effectively went up in smoke after The Wall Street Journal revealed that the Trump Administration official had been openly bragging about her "close ties to two Greek tycoons and said they were bankrolling her high-rolling trips around the world."

But believe it or not, that was just the tip of the Kimberly iceberg.

Guilfoyle was heard on an audio recording attempting to bribe a rich Greek businessman into securing her an invite to a dinner hosted by Eric Trump, her almost-brother-in-law, promising the man that she could "deliver the world" and make him a "lot of fucking money."

You loop in the already infamous revelation that she had dry-begged former Trump donor Eric Deters to pay off her $100k credit card bill in exchange for access to the current presidential administration -- and you've got one career-ending scandal on your hands.

And it takes a lot to end a career via corruption in the Trump Administration, considering it's all but a job requirement.

Kimberly knew damn well she was on her way out the door as soon as the reports dropped. But nevertheless, she still attempted to turn to none other than Rupert Murdoch to try to save herself, placing a "direct call" to the Fox News chairman emeritus and WSJ owner to try to "get the stories removed"; however, Murdoch "did not sway to her demands."

Utimately, Guilfoyle resigned in a mushroom cloud of humiliation after Trump's disposable press secretary made the announcement to the world.

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