King Trump Decrees Anyone Using 'AI' To Be An Enemy
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— October 8, 2026

The King Has Spoken. In a Truth Social post, Grandpa Purple Hands has decreed that anyone using the term Artificial Intelligence instead of his chosen term to be an enemy of this administration.

On his Orwellian Truth Social site, with absolutely no context, Mr. P*ssy Grabber wrote: “The White House considers anyone that uses the term, ‘Artificial Intelligence,’ as opposed to the highly accepted new and more accurate term, ‘Super Intelligence,’ THE ENEMY!”

screenshot of Trump's post
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This follows his ridiculous declaration that AI must be called Super Intelligence, which is truly absurd. AI, after all, is a compilation of machine learned-human thoughts, words, behaviors. It can't fly, leap over buildings in a single bound, or save Gotham City from the evil which lurks within. If it could, it would surely have done so with regard to the Orange clown in the White House long before now.

His whole schtick about rebranding is just some kind of ego-driven power play. Lake America, the Gulf of America are two examples of "rebrands" that haven't stuck and won't. The second he's gone and we have a Democrat in there those executive orders (along with ones that are far worse) will be GONZO. (All caps for the asshole in DC to notice)

So hey, yes. I am happy to be an enemy of this White House, and will continue to use the term "Artificial Intelligence" and will also be instructing all of our writers to ignore this whiny snot-nosed clown's directives.

h/t Raw Story

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