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We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER. MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because thei

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We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER. MEAT CARDS do not fit in a Rolodex, because their deliciousness CANNOT BE CONTAINED in a Rolodex.

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