(via Daily Kos) We believe—wait, I thought, fast food joints? Eh, don't you guys think that ... they're like of the devil, or something? That's what ... liberals ... you wanna send those evil employees who dare work at a fast food joint that you just don't believe in, thought you wanted to, I don't know, send them to purgatory, or something ... so they all go vegan ... and uh ... wages and picket lines, I don't know, they're not often discussed in purgatory, are they? I don't know, why're you even worried about ... fast food wages, because ... Well, we believe ... an America where minimum wage jobs, they're not lifetime gigs! They're stepping stones!