[media id=7075] From The Colbert Report: I say we create a new blanket statute of limitations. Any event at all more than six months in the past did
January 8, 2009

From The Colbert Report:

I say we create a new blanket statute of limitations. Any event at all more than six months in the past did not happen. That has always been my defense in paternity suits. I mean we should live for today. So I am sorry President-elect Obama. If you really want people like Lilly Ledbetter to get the justice they were denied in the past, he should get someone to deny their civil rights now.

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