August 18, 2013

scott brown cosmo

Actually not from The Onion:

Former U.S. Sen. Scott Brown told the Herald he is exploring a possible 2016 presidential bid today as he hit a well-worn stomping ground for Oval Office hopefuls – the Iowa State Fair.

“I want to get an indication of whether there’s even an interest, in Massachusetts and throughout the country, if there’s room for a bi-partisan problem solver,” said Brown, who has been meeting with top republicans nationally and last week hosted a Fenway event for Republican National Committee members.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *wipes tears from eyes*

All I can say is "Please oh please oh please!". I can't wait to see him defend his Senate record.

I love how Reince Priebus is working so hard to keep the GOP from repeating the clown show of 2012 and these rank-and-file bozos make that much harder day after day.

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