Duck Dynasty

If You Can't Sh*t In The Lake, The Yuppies Win
Uncle Si, "The Yuppies win if you can't crap in the lake"

If You Can't Sh*t In The Lake, The Yuppies Win

The Duck Dynasty folks go back to their roots and rough it on a vacation at D'Arbonne Lake and manage to equate defecation in the lake to yuppies selling America, and who would want to buy it then?