October 01, 2007 08:33 AM
Handy Tips To Defend Yourself Against The Falafel Guy Fatwa
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Bill O'Reilly has vowed revenge against all the "far-left kooks" who have been so insolent as to hold his own words up for scrutiny, thankfully stopping just short of murder. As a public service, Keith Olbermann offers this handy guide to dealing with those pesky producer-stalkers that Loofah Boy has sicced on others before.
An instant classic. Please, pass this on to all your friends. You never know when Fox Security will show up at your door.
In a way, this benefits the Big Giant Head as well. He can enter this as evidence for his plea of "Not guilty by reason of insanity." And yes, I am hoping that I find a Fox producer at my door any day now... ;)
This was good and everyone who is the target of BillO (and as Keith points out is everyone who is a liberal)
Very good public service by both Kieth and C+L.
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Bummer, it doesn't play for me :(
This just goes to show how much more intelligent Olbermann is than O’Shithead. BillO thinks he can intimidate intelligent people by threatening them with his presence. Keith shows what would happen if O’Shithead is confronted with his own crap.
pissed off patricia @ 4:
Try again later Patricia. It really is good.
marry me, Keith!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/
try this one...
pissed off patricia @ 4:
The system is probably overloaded. Already over 500 downloads. Just wait until mid morning or something.
I thought this was very immature.
Keith your so much better then this.
The quicktime link worked... great info to have at your fingertips when the billo brigade shows up at your door. or trunk... or septic tank.... or from under the rocks in your yard...
I wish Billos crew would come to my house . I know I qualify because of all the stuff I have said about this punk coward for years now. I could save his producer stalker a lot of money on his next colonoscopy when I got through with him and his camera. Keep it up Keith .
bill w @ 3:
Dang, that's what I was going to say.
If I were approached by one of these creeps, I'd probably do what I do to unsolicited religious salesmen (ie: Mormons, Witnesses, etc.), and start prattling off a Zen koan:
"So there was this monk who was hanging on to a tree branch by his mouth, and someone came by and asked him, 'What is Buddha nature?'..."
Trust me, it usually drives them away in less than five minutes. ;)
#8: thanks for the alternative link...
This will surely send Bill 'round the bend.
Hilarious! And words of wisdom. Let every potential Orally stalkee watch, listen and learn.
Lano @ 10:
Couldn't disagree more, couldn't help but share in the obvious pleasure KO was taking in this! Very good, Keith! Keep 'em coming!!
Not bad!
However, if you suspect you're being stalked by one of Bill0's pesky producer-stalkers, I suggest you stalk back: use your own pesky producer-stalker crew to record theirs! This would be especially gratifying, as you could then show how they edited your comments -- and you could edit theirs! The possibilities!
It's something I'd love to see on The Daily Show (or The Colbert Report).
The low road would be to tape those pesky producer-stalkers that come after you with aTaser that has the optional built-in video camera: "I'm just videotaping this in, honest! I wonder what this button does...oops!"
...or you could keep some falafels and loofahs in your trunk as gifts...
IrresistibleB1tch @ 8:
Thanks! :-)
I am getting the error code as well
I have often wondered why they right wing propagandists are not done like the hollywood stars since they are just as famous/popular, they are merely television/radio stars! I can imagine right wing paparazzi chasing/following them around for that juicy embarrassing photograph, story on some indescretion we all know they do....look at drug addict Rush "limp" Limbaugh! Or Bill Oreilly and his taste for dirty phone talk with underlings, one might say it is mere tip of ice berg on scandal that is there for one too uncover and expose, and sell too the tabloids....I think a whole segment of television/radio personalities are being missed for profit, someone with a camera/zoom lense, high capacity listening device, could truly expose these hypocrites and one could profit in the triple digits from the photos! I am still waiting on some enterprising video/computer geek too put together a comical video for utube of Ann "the wicked witch of the right wing" Coulter fleeing in terror across that stage where she was giving a speech on warmongering and right wing bravery when a heckler tried too hit her with a harmless cream pie, how ironic many comedians do this willingly for a good laugh, and here we see her fleeing in terror while preaching her sides bravery versus the lefts cowardice, this video is priceless, too bad someone from moveon.org or some independent person or organization does not put together a good comical video of here is a example of right wing bravery....! And Sean Hannity harped on John Edwards being rich, and calling his caring for the poor hypocrisy, ironic daily on radio multi-millionare
Sean Hannity compares himself too common man/woman when he is so far removed from it as too be like the man in the moon..., how many common men/women get invited too the white house too talk too republican president Bush too discuss the way too help them win in 2006 elections, funny they lost anyway..! The real hypocrisy is the right wing propagandists are getting a free ride, not being attacked in media as much as they should being exposed for the frauds, fakes that they are..., truly the day of the right wing dirty tricks is still on going, but as a old ex-marine I learned a long time ago, fight fire with fire, these sissy right wing chicken hawks, draft dodgers, can dish it out, but they cannot take it, let them feel the heat in the kitchen and see if they stay.., is my motto, expose them, for what they are and let the chips fall where they may..
OT: Eric Prince, CEO of Blackwater, is about to give testimony before Waxman's committee
concerning outsourcing of contracts to organizations. It can be viewed on CSPAN-2
Doggiebobo @ 22:
Opps, I meant to say..on CSPAN-3"
The quicktime vid is working for me.
Lano @ 10:
Not at all. It elegantly put Bill-O's most ridiculous utterings and actions front and center. Brilliant!
Link not working - can't miss this one - fix it?
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wmv will be fixed in a little while. The quicktime vid is working fine.
The right wing is melting down, imploding, look at how desperate the right wing is in presidential candidates, a drag queen new yorker ex-mayor abortionist fan flip flopper, a mormon racist whose religious organization did not allow blacks, secretly hides their polygamist tendencies with denial, both the before mentioned men dodged duty in vietnam by getting deferrments, both talk tough on terror, war as if they were warriors, kind've Deja Vu when one remembers same type of chicken hawk, draft dodgers, vietnam duty avoiders are in white house, Bush hid out in national guard [in my day everyone knew it was a sure way out of duty in vietnam], Cheney with his 5 deferrments, chicken hawk commander and second in command both real warriors at least now, my question is where was their basket ball size gonads in vietnam era, it is funny they were apparently peanut size then and now they seem too be basket ball size, guess it is easy too send others too fight and die for your ideals when your not in the battle. And do not forget the actor Thompson, cradle robbing his young wife, abortionist lobbyist, true desperation on republicans part here, trying too do a 'B-grade actor Deja Vu on Ronald Reagan" only difference is Ronald Reagan had real fans, it was novel idea, new untried and it worked, we see the right wing evangelists not happy with him, nor many of these fake candidates, who claim too be conservatives, but in past were not, flip floppers, how ironic this saying sunk John Kerry, and it will them too..., republicans have had their day in the sun as the old saying goes, the sun cannot shine on one dogs tail all the time, it has too shine on another dogs tail some of the time, and truly it is some other dogs day too be in the sunlight...
justabill @ 24:
Quicktime shuts down my internet completely - every time - so that's not an option for some of us.
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Keith Olbermann:
Malmedy, Mackris, and loofah
Doggiebobo, I'm listening to the hearing now. Thanks for reminding me. Rep Issa was on the floor of the house this morning calling these hearings a "witch hunt". He was also on washington journal this morning more or less defending blackwater's actions.
Trittydi @ 29:
You might try the link to msnbc above on this thread. The vid is there too.
Love the vid. Keith Olbermann is the man.
Classic smackdown of O'Reilly chore boys
IrresistibleB1tch @ 8:
Thanks, it worked. Keith is excellent!!!!
Instant Classic is CORRECT!
I hope people actually use these tips....
leatherneck1968 @ 21:
Well put. Great read!!!! Thanks!!
pissed off patricia @ 31:
I'm already sick of the "other investigation" bullshit. They have the fox investigating the theft in the henhouse. It won't mean diddly.
Go Kucinich!!!!
As I watch the blackwater hearing, Issa is bringing up (and showing) the moveon ad and saying the dems are trying to do to blackwater what they tried to do to Petraeus.
Janet, I guess I'm an idiot but I keep holding on hope as tight as I can.
screech @ 33:
actually, he's the mann!
keith hits yet another grand slam out of the park. mvp of the year? again?
What did dennis say? I lost my connection and missed his comments. Just as I reconnected, he was finished.
pissed off patricia @ 40:
It's Clinton's fault.
The State Dept has been covering up the Blackwater incidents and yet according to the republicans we are supposed to wait for them to investigate. Will someone have enough balls to point this out. I doubt it, but I can also hope.
It's clinton's fault that I am an idiot? ;)
pissed off patricia @ 40:
Oh jumping Jesus motherfucking Christ on a segway! >:-(
Kucinich talked about the 1 million civilians dead and that Blackwater has a vested interest in keeping this war going. $$$$$
pissed off patricia @ 45:
Blame the democrats.
Same old shit. Dems try to get info and Repubs try to demean Dems. I've seen this movie before
Billo said that he would strangle someone if he could get away with it.
Hope he doesn't talk to O.J.
Dennis' comments cut right to the heart of the thing. Thanks janet
Prince's numbers seem to different than what we've read.
Prince just didn't convince me that I could believe him. Wait and see, the repubs will point out all the times blackwater didn't kill people.
pissed off patricia @ 49:
Same here... and the sequels keep getting worse. Ain't no way they're getting an Oscar.
I am sure O'Lieily is fully aware. Americans have had enough and are turning off his show.
Much like Limpaugh. Americans are also turning off his show.
- And America's troops and veterans are not going to sit idle while he and his ilk demean the service of those who oppose the President's failed policy in Iraq.....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKM_NsTswco
Keep chewing on him Waxman.
Please relay any thing interesting at the waxman hearings. I don't have access to cspan.
I was meditating last night on why waxman and dennis the menace are my heros. Is if because I have a similar apperance or, because they represent my opinions? My conclusion was the latter option. When you ain't pretty you go for thoughts. Not that pretty people can't be smart or empathic. It's just easier for those of us who are good-lookingly challenged.
Dear Keith, Please watch your back because you may just be the catalyst that ultimately unhinges Loofa-boy, that is, if it's possible for him to become more unhinged than he already is. And we NEED you around because you are one of the very few who says it like it is with the eloquence of Edward R. Murrow and the sense of humor of Dick Gregory.
If it will help, I'd like to volunteer to join you on the list of pinko-wackos who Mr. O plans to destroy. Bring it on Billo (isn't that the name of Borat's brother?)!
Aw, Ralph. I think you look great. :)
LOL they have assets that our troops don't have. Waxman nailed him on that one.
OOOH Clinton. How desperate are these people?
I don't fu*king believe it, they are bringing up Clinton's time already. Was the crash that Brown was killed in investigated? Jesus Christ!!!!
See, I told you. Just name the times your guys didn't kill anyone, Mr Prince.
56 incidents? Surely this can be rebutted.
Is it possible your guys shoot into the air and the bullet falls down on someone?
A bit off-topic, but:
The outrageous shenanigans of the US goverment over the past 7 years has caused the collective sentiment of the US people in regards to our government to sour. The effect is a much more suspicious populace, both on the right and left. The conservatives are seeing a division between the fundementalist religious types and the GOP; the liberal side is fed up with all of the "Faux Dems" in office that vote just like Republicans, as well as the NeoCon-controlled US media. Hillary Clinton will be appointed president and continue to support the corporations 100% at the cost of our nation's well-being. She'll give lip service to equal rights but she'll behave just like Bush, keeping gay and lesbian couple as second-class citizens. She'll inherit three wars, a collapsing economy and a very deeply divided and suspicious USA. And the US mainstream corporate-controlled media will do its part to keep the masses in check.
Have I mentioned how much I love Keith Olbermann.
pissed off patricia @ 62:
Did I already say it was Clinton's fault?
Bingo, Ron :)
We pay for blackwater's insurance too?
They had BOR joke on TV's Aliens in America comedy. The mother of the family was sure the teenaged foreign exchange student they had from Pakistan was a terrorist because according to Bill O' Rielly everyone from the region was.
pissed off patricia @ 65:
Yes, but the chance that the bullet landing within the close proximity that it was shot from are about as much as winning the lottery.
Exactly, blue buddha. Hey, we fire the bullet and if it hits someone, oh well.
How many Diplomats actually have been there over the years? 160,000 private contractors SHOULD have had no deaths. What is the ratio? 10,000 per diplomat? 5000? Will they bring up the drunken BW employee that shot the VP guard and then paid the family $10.000?
Oops here it is.
pissed off patricia @ 72:
I can see it happening once by some stupid chance, but having it happen several times, it has to be deliberate.
http://www.martialdevelopment.com/blog/kung-fu-jesus-movie-trailer/
Janet, this lady asking questions now is all over that drunken deal.
It's Feinstein. Nailed him on this one. They let him go and no charges have been filed. No consequences ARE hurting relations.
So if someone is shot in the green zone and no one sees is, is it still a murder?
That was awesome - you gotta love a guy who refers to minions as "jagoffs".
Loooooooooooffa!
Folks now remember...
Malmady
Makrus
Loofah
Man they have a bumper sticker that should warn you to stay away. I have to be right on someones bumper before I can read a bumper sticker. Shoot the radiator my ass.
I can't understand why the repubs are siding with Prince. Isn't the common theme in this to see if this company is playing by the humane rules in this country we are all supposed to be proud to have liberated?
Blue Buddha @ 46:
Christ On a Cracker, Kyle! (Read acronym).
pissed off patricia @ 82:
They have stock in Blackwater. I don't understand why we are paying them 5-6 times nore than what our troops get. They use them because they aren't held accountable.
Like all investigations, those not investigated and those that have been, they don't want bush to look bad. Just like that contracting "theft" that was swept under the rug because it might cause the WH embarrassment. These people think 1 million deaths is worth saving bush from embarrassment. They truly have sold their souls.
I keep losing my feed at c-span. I give up. Is there some other site I can try?
Ohh don't murder someone in Iraq or we'll take your plane ticket away.
Janet (85) I agree. They are allowing anything and everything in the name of politics. This should be a crime.
pissed off patricia @ 86:
Washington Post is videoing it also.
Perfect, K. O., dang near perfect. One small suggesions. If you want to see O'Lielly's head spin around and spit green soup, pop off and go bouncing down the street (and who doesn't?) add to the list -
Malmedy, Mackris, loofah and Keith Olbermann says
Let's not lose sight of the fact that employing mercenaries in a war is a war crime as defined by the Geneva Conventions.
Thanks ron, but I will have to update my flash if I use that site. Right now c-span is working again.
They are allowed to "detain" Iraqis but not American murderers? Here comes Kucinich.
Whoa, that's one damned impressive chart. Way to go, Dennis!
I'm soooo tired of this idiot getting way more coverage than he deserves. Anyone who's still listening to Billo is too far gone to be redeemed. Just leave it at that.
Trying to spin the "no bid" thing. You telling me that their "bid' for Billions was the best?
But Janet, it's like ordering from the Sears catalog. :roll:
I'm really glad that Keith reads C&L, and that he liked the comments I left here. That's why I spend my time posting. If you look back at a C&L post on Bill Moyers getting stalked by O'Reilly's goons, you will see a comment by me on how to ruin O'Reilly's attack, and how to throw it back in his face. Keith made an entire segment using it.
Great job Keith!
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Here's the C&L post:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2007/08/10/bill-oreilly-sends-flunkie-to-h...
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And here's my comment to that post (#111):
Listen up people, here is how you turn the tables on O’Reilly.
When Bill-O sics his goons on an unsuspecting target, what Bill-O is after is humiliating footage of his victim that he can then air on his right wing show.
Here is how you stop this while shoving it back into Bill-O’s face.
When Bill-O’s hack producer accosts you, you turn to the cameraman and smile while saying the following:
“Hi Bill! Have you sexually harassed any of your underlings against their will today”?
“Bill, can you tell us what shape the vibrator is that you use on yourself when you are making dirty phone calls”?
“And Bill, where do men put sexual vibrators anyway”?
“Google ‘SmokingGun Mackris’, read pages 16 and 17”.
Just keep repeating until O’Reilly’s goon has enough and leaves.
This way O’Reilly doesn’t get the humiliating footage he wants; his goon gets O’Reilly’s misdeeds thrown in his face; and O’Reilly’s head explodes when his goon comes back and he views the footage.
Shays, Abu Grabass was a college prank" is pissing me off. If you shoot anyone who moves it WILL lessen the chances of getting killed.
Okay, Shays we get it. If you are so awed, get a fu*king room. Now ask him how many innocent people they have killed.
[Did you know, you've been banned? I guess it takes awhile to slip through that thick skull of yours. Bub-bye]
Janet @ 96:
Yeah, and I found the "I don't know who else was on the open bid contract" bullshit as well. I used to work for a military contractor, and trust me, you know exactly who is trying to bid on an open contract... my managers would whine all the time how some of our competitors were trying to bid on our contract when it was time for renewal.
Damn, I cannot stand Shays. However, did he leave open the door to question how some of BW personel lost their lives hmmmmm?
It is so obvious that this guy is lying his ass off.
Here we go with the damned falling bullets again. Like we aim at a building, the bullet bounces off and whacks a little kid. Shit happens.
He just admitted a bit ago one of his guys shot and killed a guy in the green zone.
No only is he lying, he's a poor liar. I'm guessing he's sweating a bit right now.
Shays made a compelling argument as to why he thinks our military generally sucks.
Not only.....sheesh.
This guy is the founder and ceo of his company and he's gonna try to bullshit us with the "I don't know" meme??? Sheesh.
Nobody seriously cares or listens anymore to the desperate, moronic rantings and obvious threats from the Right Wing-nutO Billo anyway.
I agree, Ignoranceisnotbliss.
pissed off patricia @ 105:
Seriously... these guys have got to be the luckiest sons-a-bitches in the world, or they're lying their asses off.
Why do we have the army et al, over there if these guys are such great fighters?
Ahh the favorite wingnut excuse. Someone else might have done it. I'm pretty sure they have that bearclaw insignia on their vehicles. There is NO mistake!
pissed off patricia @ 113:
Good point.
excellent point waxman
he's not qualified to answer? wtf???
The solution to the troops not being there to protect diplomats therefore we need BW is to stop people like McCain, Lieberman et al from going there for their photo ops.
I can sum up this investigation with the following:
Dem. congress critter: "Embarrassing fact as to how Blackwater is a fuckup."
Eric Prince: "Well, hem haw, hem haw..."
Dem. congress critter: "So in other words Blackwater is not being held accountable for its unethical/illegal behavior. Yield to the floor"
Repub. congress critter: "Gee whiz, Mr. Price, your shit smells like roses, can I kiss your ass some more?"
Eric Prince: "Why thank you, Mr/Ms congress critter."
Repub. congress critter: "...and in conclusion our troops suck, but Blackwater is awesome. Yield to the floor."
Dem. congress critter: "Embarrasing fact as to how Blackwater..."
...and so on. It's like watching tennis where the ball just bounces back and forth.
Bingo, Waxman! They are using troops we trained and they retrain them. Why can't the military retrain them? I got a feeling it would be cheaper for us.
Whoops, some of the contracts were no bid. Damn, how could he forget that? I guess his attorney understands being under oath and perjury.
Go ahead Prince. Call Petraus a liar. LOL I dare you.
This is going to seem mighty ignorant, because apparently everyone's in on the joke but me. But what is the story with O'Reilly and loofahs? Google turns up only jokes about loofahs, no mention of an incident that spawned the loofah jokes. Anyone?
Listen, the best we can do about lunatics like Nut Coulter and Bill O'Falafel is ignore them. They thrive on publicity. Don't read them, don't talk about them, don't buy their books, and don't sponsor the media that allows them to earn millions with their hatred, ignorance, and bigotry. Period. I, for one, don't watch FOX. Never. There's no way companies that advertise in that network are going to reach me.
God, I hate that term "bad guys" To me it just says we don't know who the fu*k the enemy is in this war.
Good little neocon. Show a picture to deflect the question.
Did he just say they fire at "the water bottle"?
Perturbed @ 122:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013043mackris16.html
honestly, bill has to be delusional to think that this stuff is going to do anything but make him the butt of some really silly jokes. he really doesn't understand the left.
but how much fun would it be for one of them to show up at the right left house? one could keep an emergency pie in the fridge. handy digi-cam by the door. big boxing glove on the end of a spring. i'm just brainstorming/fantasizing.
I gotta go. You guys don't let them get away with anything. :)
Who is this Duncan guy and is he gonna piss me off?
Lano @ 10:
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hey look you all! an actual concern troll. quite, the flee when startled.
well quiet or something
BlackWater pays the same wage as the US Military?
I don't think so.
THis Turner guy needs to stfu. Hollywood?? Our team vs thier team???
Yeah, Jenny, I noticed that too.
It's not immature to stand up to an immature bully. I thought these tips were quite helpful to anyone who needed to know...
I was waiting for KO to pull out his own handheld videocamera out of the back of that car. But the soundbites are more effective and always at the ready! Way to go, KO!
Weaseldog @ 133:
They sure do!... if you just tack on another zero to the right side of that figure.
Give them hell Watson!!
I see O'Reilly going off on another tangent about how MSNBC (not Keith Olbermann, that means O'Reilly would have to have testicular fortitude)....this was absolutely priceless!
Actually there is now a fourth phrase to use:
"Hey, Bill, let's go get some soul food, M-Fer!"
That oughta keep it off the air.
This just goes to show how dreadfully misinformed you liberal wackos are....
its not Fox Security, its Fox NEWS Security
And the fact that you talk about them this way puts the country at risk because remember...Al-Qaeda is watching...
and theyre watching FOX (shame on you!)
Darth Falafel has spoken! LOL!
Fox's resident sexual aggressive is like a dog chasing a car...
he gots nuthin!
Good job Nicole (and Keith)
What about saying "falafel"????
I thought of another thing that would guarantee an O'Reilly "interview" would never air:
1. When confronted, mention repeatedly "Al Franken, Al Franken, Al Franken, Al Franken....".
2. Always carry an Al Franken mask to whip on (while repeating Step 1).
3. If the O'Gestapo tries to wait until you run out of breath (or you have laryngitis), rig your car alarm to produce when activated: "Al Franken, Al Franken, Al Franken, Al Franken....".
...and if all else fails (and you have lots of time and money on-hand)-
4. Buy a camcorder, hire a PI to find out where Bill's "interviewers" live/hang out, get a couple of beefy rednecks that'll do anything for beer/laughs, and harass them when they are weak (in a park torturing small animals, giving a hummer to Senator Craig, etc.).
We cannot afford to let BillO bully us! Remember:
In America, he came first for the liberals, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t liberal;
And then he came for the feminists, And I didn’t speak up because I wasn’t feminist;
And then he came for the black restaurants, And I didn’t speak up because I've never been to that restaurant;
And then . . . he came for me . . . And by that time there was no one on the left to speak up."
That went on way too long. But then, I did watch it twice.
K.O. is right. I've always had the feeling that behind all his tough talking and bellowing, O'Reilly is really just a sniveling coward. We have all met them at sometime in our lives. They talk tough and give you the impression that they could start kicking ass in a moments notice if you cross them and are constantly victimizing people who don't or can't defend themselves. These sort of people only behave that way when they have an audience. If you were to meet them on the street without their minions they turn into a cowering mass jelly. I am surprised someone hasn't sued either FOX or O'Reilly yet. I am surprised he has a following at all. O'Reilly is obviously a very disturbed man and should seek professional help before he really does hurt someone.
Ask the O'Reilly crew for positive identification. Like his Peabody Awards.
I dont like Olbermann, but this is an inspired piece of satire with practical applications. When the next judge gets harassed by one of O'Reilly's stooges I'd love that judge to face the camera and mention Andrea Mackris or the word Loofah. It will make me laugh so hard my appendix will burst.
Jeffrey Davis @ 150:
Oooo... that's a good one! Especially if you follow it up with: "How do I know you're not one of them loony bloggers?"
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