Bill O'Reilly has vowed revenge against all the "far-left kooks" who have been so insolent as to hold his own words up for scrutiny, thankfully stopping just short of murder. As a public service, Keith Olbermann offers this handy guide to dealing with those pesky producer-stalkers that Loofah Boy has sicced on others before.
An instant classic. Please, pass this on to all your friends. You never know when Fox Security will show up at your door.
In a way, this benefits the Big Giant Head as well. He can enter this as evidence for his plea of "Not guilty by reason of insanity." And yes, I am hoping that I find a Fox producer at my door any day now... ;)