Bill O'Reilly has vowed revenge against all the "far-left kooks" who have been so insolent as to hold his own words up for scrutiny, thankfully stopping just short of murder. As a public service, Keith Olbermann offers this handy guide to dealing with those pesky producer-stalkers that Loofah Boy has sicced on others before.
In a way, this benefits the Big Giant Head as well. He can enter this as evidence for his plea of "Not guilty by reason of insanity." And yes, I am hoping that I find a Fox producer at my door any day now... ;)