Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden
By Nicole Belle Tuesday Feb 05, 2008 7:40pmMorgan Spurlock, most famously known for SuperSize Me and the great series 30 Days, has a new documentary debuting this month at the Sundance Film Festival and opening wide in April. It looks like it should be a nice little tweak for the Republicans during this election year:
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Hahahaha.........(looks in cave)......YOU HOO!! OSAMA!!...hahahaa
It would be funny if they found him.
obl is in the white house serving at the "pleasure" of the pRESIDENT.
Oh dear... that's just... that's hilariously wrong
"Do you know where I could find Osama bin Laden?"
It just seems almost like the correct response is "Aisle 3, next to the makeup."
Osama Bin Laden?....who's that"....Oh,oh that guy....geeezz...I'd almost forgotten that guy..
Osama is hiding right next to the Congressional Spine and the MSM Ethics .
Look, I don't know what libruls are worried about. The preznit already said he doesn't know where he is and "doesn't really care" and "don't really think that much about him". How would he keep scaring all the idiots in Meruka if BL was captured or killed??? If there were no boogeyman on the loose, how could he get retroactive telecom amnesty passed? What would that a**hole McConnell have to talk about?
That looks like a good movie.
I want to like it. I'm sorry it's not his best work. WTF happened?
We've been
Left Below
lol, he's clearing brush somewhere in texas :)
Its funny and all but alot of people don't get his bluntness humor. That stuff works better on some Americans. It is Borat redone.
hilarious if it weren't so sad
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Just now as I finished my breakfast I was asked by the German couple sitting next to me if bush would be convicted of anything once he was put out of office, before i could answer several other table turned to see my reaction.
Boy I wish this damn election process was over with, and America could get her good name back. All over the world things are different because of bush and his total lack of judgment and leadership.
iraqconcilable @ 6:
No doubt all three will never be found.
I wanna see this movie NOW. Who has a bootleg?
I've never really thought of Osama as " Kyser Soze" but I have to admit it's a brilliant analogy.
When god whispers in bush's ear, why doesn't he give him any intel about OBL.
Personally I think the voice bush has heard in his head are a tumor about the size of a grapefruit.
Where In The World Is The Anthrax Mailer?
Sibel Edmonds said in an interview ( Frost ) that OBL was dead. I would believe her before I would believe the idiot occupying the white house.
"Heh, heh...so I don't know where he is...heh, heh...you know...heh, heh...I just don't spend that much time on him to be honest with you...heh, heh..."
He's dead Jo. Dead.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnychOXj9Tg
Agent Provocateur @ 23:
Luv yer nick.
Agent Provocateur @ 23:
Sorry, got my women mixed up. Bhutto said it in an interview. Wonder if that is what got her assasinated.
Bangkok Bob @ 19:
Cuz God is a real jokester and loves to fuck with humans?
The same place he's been since late 2001: in a shallow grave.
The better question, where in the world is the fat bin Laden from the "confession video"?
Anyone else notice?
Intelligence Chief Cites Qaeda Threat to U.S
Pakistan Is Threatened, Intelligence Chief Says
(Including *great* pic of CIA Director Michael Hayden)
Al Qaeda seen planning attack on U.S.
Captured videos show 'al-Qaida children' training to kidnap and assassinate, says US
must be an election year ..
Bin Laden will never be found under this admin nor under (god forbid) McCain...Repubs need a Boogeyman. Can you imagine the world sans Bin Laden and/or Al Qaeda? Defense spending would plummet like a stone.
"Anyone else notice?
...Pakistan Is Threatened, Intelligence Chief Says"
If you're implying that this is saber rattling for the Republicans, it could backfire, since the Republicans own the strategy of cutting and running from Afghanistan, headquarters for Al-Qaeda and their second cousins, the Taliban, in order to nation build in Iraq.
Obama is in a position to hammer on that, along with the fiscal drain occurring in Iraq. I think the war is somewhat joined at the hip with the economy because of the cost of the war at a time when the dollar is weakening, deficits seem never ending, etc.
I don't see Clinton being able to use this issue, since she supported the war in Iraq.
oh man, I'm still laughing y ass off.... that was so awesome, THANK YOU!
It only could've been better if it were 30 days episode. Or maybe "Dirty Jobs": cave-person hunter.
"Hi, this is 30 days and this month, a neocon writer who's never lifted a weight will be in the position of a covert CIA agent on the trail of Osama Bn Laden. Will he see the light? Will he survive.... 30 Days?"
OK, I didn't write that as great as it should be, but wtf the professionals are on strike.
I think he's long-deceased, too.
Bhutto stated he was dead as well as other foreign leaders. His tapes, none of them, have been authenticated to be truly contemporary. You only hear about the tapes, not their authenticity.
I hope this guy brings up these points.
but...but...he looked so alive in his last video with his fresh "Just for Men" beard dye job.
I saw this film during Sundance and it sucks, sucks, sucks. A true disappointment. An hugely missed opportunity.
Not only does he not find Osama. He doesn't even try. Beside what you saw in the trailer: asking people in grocery stores and yelling into caves.
Seriously. It's balls.
Morgan Spurlock is 100000 times superior better than Michael Moore.
He's not dead.
He's sharing a condo in DC with the USS Maine, Pearl Harbour, The Korean Tiger Regiment, The Gulf of Tonkin, The Single Bullet, Med Students in Grenada, Desert Storm, WMDs, The Hormuz Speedboats and all the other covert false flag skull 'n bullshit dog-waggery that Uncle Sam's been stuffing down his own throat since Lincoln.
Look to the widescreen, citizen. American Idle is on.
"Where In The World Is Osama Bin Laden"
He's laughing it up with Dick Cheney.
Where in the "super-sized" World is Osama Bin Laden...
Soon our little pea-brains will begin seeing him in blurry photos as he walks through various wastelands and wildernesses and we'll get very confused... Yes. Very confused because we will not know if it is indeed he or if it is Big Foot...
Fleece @ 37:
Thank You.
What bothers me most about the whole Osama Bin Laden ordeal is that during the attacks of Sept. 11th and right after them, this country came together to care about the crimes and to seek justice and protect our country. Very patriotic and natural response. People sent in millions and millions of dollars into the Red Cross among other things to support the families etc. People went to New York determined to search for survivors and help in any way they could. And a lot of us paid attention.
Now five years later or whatever.. It doesn't seem people care one bit about the truth of that event. About the families. About the victims and firefighters. News is coming out about what occurred. More knowledge is available, yet people don't seem to have the same feelings or passion about justice our country etc.
Actually a lot of people do. Large percentages of the American people know what is up. Not enough are speaking out though. The MSM media and the blogs don't want to sort out the truth from the disinformation. We'll see what happens. But there are so many blatantly obvious bullcrap examples that it is absurd. For instance the Bin Laden videos. The Iranian speed boat chicanery. The anthrax story. just everything. My god. We have got to be a better country than to be so easily deceived and to not admit it when we are. If you put the stories of the last 7 years together the result is obvious. If you digest things one at a time and wait for a Walter Kronkite or some other authority figure to put it all together for you, I can see why you wouldn't know what is up. Put it together.
Anyway. I'll go back to living in the Twilight Zone and trying to figure it out. Keep it up and I heard this movie got a crap review at Sundance as well. Peace. Glad Willie Nelson is with me though.
Osama is dead. The 'War on Terror' is bunkum.
That said, I really like Spurlock's work. Funny guy.
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Osama bin Laden is in George Bush's closet.
Chris @ 7:
I agree wholeheartedly, but with better spelling.
Osama has been a fantastic tool for the republican party. Its one thing to have a shadowy network of terrorists that look different, yet you never see to be afraid of. Its another to be able to personify that unreasonable fear. Very the same as 1984's the 2 minutes of hate.
Also scripted out of 1984 is how the recent push will put the end of the war in sight. Anybody have a tally for how many times Zawahiri has been captured & killed? Or simply 'Al-Qaida Number 2' etc.
These things justify the intrusions. They give the impression that they are temporary, for your safety, just until the threat is gone. However, just like a tax, once in you can never get rid of it.
Osama Bin Laden is not dead. Bhutto misspoke. He's alive, somewhere, and the CIA unit assigned to finding him was long ago scuttled.
No one is looking for him.
Bangkok Bob @ 15:
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Thank goodness the KongreSS is doing whatever possible ... or, NOT ?!!!
It is true we are the pariah of the world. Even in the countries that were ALWAYS very pro-American (fmr behind the Iron Curtain), they laugh at American stupidity, that 300 mln people cannot figure out what to do.. TWICE !!! How can we patronize them, re:anything, if we are in such a mess ..
And, the FBI Ten Most Wanted little personal poster on UbL does NOT mention 9/11.
I'm sure the Republican slim machine will take this...what would best describe Morgan Spurlock? Social Visionary? But I'm sure they will take him to task. I hope he never made a mistake in his life or it will be in the news soon.
but what a visionary, to take a concept like finding Osama and turning it into a way to combat the notion that all Muslims are evil and actually show that most Muslims are like most of everybody else.
Lil George knows _exactly where he is.....
This is so long overdue! What a great movie. It's about time someone attempt to bridge the divide between the West and the MidEast
Ask Bush and he will tell you as he looks around, he's not over here, he's not over there............
Was there ever really a Bin Laden????????????????????/
spurlock is moore lite...and what works for moore, doesnt really for spurlock
i liked his first movie but i think here, he injects himself way too much
guess ill wait to see it
cute. too bad there isn't a single shred of evidence linking Osama to the 911 attacks
Who's Bin Laden?
I thought Saddam Hussein flew the planes into the world trade center himself?
I would guess that he is probably flying above the England countryside right now in a black helicopter, wearing a tin foil hat and creating crop circles with the aid of the aliens who crash landed at Roswell, because they got lost when they took a left turn at Albequerque on their way back home from a Bohemian Grove meeting in which they were making the original plans for Opertaion Northwood, which eventually led to 9-11.
Clearly this is all Saddam's fault..well his and those damn troop hating anti-american liberuls that supported him.
For craps sake, if they would only let Georgey boy be dictator, we wouldn't have to burden ourselves with such questions.
He is the deciderer, he will tell us when it's safe to go outside and be consumers again.
Osama! Where are you??? Come out, Come out, wherever you are.....
JohnnyThief @ 17:
ROTFLMAO!!!! That is how I felt a month ago when they started talking about it! I hope they found him! I have had "hope" for a very long time now!
Hes inside Dick Cheney. Telling him what to do next.
Put the infidels in chains. Or a FEMA camp will do.
Osama is dead, but his tulpa lives on.
At the ranch in Crawford drinking margaritas and entertaining the twins.
Fleece @ 37:
Yo-o Ho-o!! Osama is De-e-a-a-d-d!
You forgot to mention the greatest sham of all - Sept, 11, 2001!!
i havent read all comment. sorry if some1 already mentioned it. The late Benazir bhutto already said on her last interview that osama bin laden is already dead. Here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnychOXj9Tg
Fil @ 36:
Wrong.
At least it appears that Morgan Spurlock has gotten closer to finding Osama bin Laden that the DOD, CIA, FBI, MI6, Mossad, KGB, Texas Rangers, and Batman combined.
It's amazing what the average citizen with just a little grit can get accomplished.
Osama, are you still there?
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