SNL: Tina Fey On The Most Important Women's News Issue
By Nicole Belle Saturday Feb 23, 2008 1:45pm
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Tina Fey comes back to the Weekend Update anchor desk to speak to women's issues, including the candidacy of Hillary Clinton.
FEY: And finally, the most important Women’s News item there is, we have our first serious female presidential candidate in Hillary Clinton. And yet, women have come so far as feminists, that they don’t feel obligated to vote for a candidate just because she’s a woman. Women today feel perfectly free to make whatever choice Oprah tells them to. Which raises the question, why are people abandoning Hillary for Obama? Some say that they’re put off by the fact that Hillary can’t control her husband, and that we would end up with co-presidents. ‘Cause that would be terrible, having two intelligent, qualified people working together to solve problems. Ugh. Why would you let Starsky talk to Hutch? I wanna watch that show, Starsky. You know, what is it, America? What is it, are you weirded out that they’re married? ‘Cause I can promise you that they are having exactly as much sex with each other as George Bush and Jeb Bush are.
Then there is the physical scrutiny of her physical appearance. Rush Limbaugh, the Jeff Conaway of right wing radio, said that he doesn’t think America is ready to watch their president quote “turn into an old lady in front of them.” Really? They didn’t seem to mind when Ronald Reagan did that. Maybe what bothers me the most is that people say that Hillary is a bitch. Let me say something about that: Yeah, she is. And so am I and so is this one.
POEHLER: Yeah, deal with it.
FEY: Know what? Bitches get stuff done.








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Frist NO bitch ..
You go, Tina...and WHY aren't more prominent women saying EXACTLY this...we're again letting the MSM (and yes, it is an amorphous blob) manipulate this campaign season from beginning to what will ultimately be the end that Rachel Maddow foreshadows - another REPUG VICTORY...now let's find someone to put a pin in Nader's huge ego...for GOD'S SAKE!!! Just when you thought it might be SAFE to go back "in the water"...HA!!!
But why would we want a bitch who firmly and confidently supported an illegal war in Iraq, who approves of cluster bombs, and is quite willing to support an illegal use of force against Iran?
Don't dignify her with the title, "bitch". She's a warmonger.
Meh.
We shouldn't be electing anyone who hasn't introduced a Bill for Impeachment before their respective legislative body.
Kucinich ’08.
We missed our chance.
Word, Tina.
Loved the Reagan joke.
Maybe we don't give two shits about her personality or if she's a woman, but her beliefs and what she supports? I don't know... Maybe we think a fresh politician is what this country needs? Maybe Bill has become a huge duech bag on top of it?
IT's true about the nuns!
Marcus Aurelius @ 5:
Senators can't do that. Articles of Impeachment are introduced in the House.
Huckabee was funnier, but I still love Tina Fey especially since her breasts have doubled in size. They still need to find someone to replace Seth Myers, he's horrible as an anchor. It's like watching a fifth grader read in front of the class.
Chilling, ain't it?
anney @ 3:
What title do we use for those who repeat the same false talking-points in hopes that they'll become reality? Hillary Clinton never supported the invasion of Iraq. It's ironic that you use the term "illegal" without considering why it's illegal. It's because the bill itself, the resolution, never gave Bush the power to unilaterally invade Iraq. Conditions had to be met, and many of them weren't. Ergo, Bush broke the law. As I've said before, however - blaming Bush for things Bush does is so 2006.
Tina's was one of the voices silenced by the writers strike. Welcome back.
Maybe the difference between Obama and Hillary is that Obama thinks that you don't NEED to be a "bitch" to get things done?
In fact, I know several people that act in the "bitch" way, they think it gets things done. But you know what it accomplishes? People do things for them to MAKE THEM GO AWAY. Trust me, that won't be an effective presidency when a majority of people make it their goal just to oppose you.
If she was truly interested in working for the American people, "bitch" wouldn't be the right approach, because all it guarantees is opposition.
Let me just say this about Catholic schools and nuns: absolutely bang on.That story about the Catholic school that wouldn't let a woman referee have authority over male students in a basketball game surprised the hell out of me. They must be so far out of the mainstream they might as well be Baptists. I can assure you from personal experience that nuns, in particular Les Soeurs Grises, had absolutely no problem exercising authority over male students. Forty years later I still have lumps on my head that hurt in cold weather.
Meat @ 13:
You are BLATANTLY LYING.
YES, the IRAQ WAR RESOLUTION granted Bush the power to go to war. If he was so obviously breaking the law, they could get him on it.
Hillary voted FOR the war. Don't delude yourself. She knew EXACTLY what she was doing - she even got up and gave a SPEECH about the importance of invading Iraq. She was not fooled on this! The winds were blowing for war and she went right along with them.
To claim otherwise is historical revisionism, on the same level as Bush.
Rusty Shackleford @ 10:
Okay, then: We shouldn't be nominating or electing anyone who hasn't called for impeachment at every - and I do mean every - opportunity. We’re in dire need of a leader here, and we can't afford to screw up.
Kucinich ’08!
Too bad.
its always been SNL's job to make every candidate look like a twit - I don't remember anyone so bluntly endorsed, any call to action to blunt, even namedropping Texas and Ohio.
I mean, I wasn't offended enough to deny much of her rant was actually FUNNY, but seriously, after the fact it feels pretty obnoxious to muddy up my weekend update with something like this.
That was a pretty decent SNL...except for the musical guest. It was great to see Tina Fey on it again...
I think Tina is a very funny woman, and I watched this last night, however...
As somebody said, dignifying "bitch" as something to be proud of is offensive to me. I worked for a genuine "bitch", and my life was hell under her; she hurt me deeply.
"Bitch" is not a badge of honor.
"Bitch" is offensive.
"Bitch is good" is feeding the culture of badness in the United States.
by the way, outside of this... I HATE when women say they are proud to be a 'bitch', or I see girls with the word 'bitch' on the ass of those tight pants... to me the people who would glorify themselves like that, are usually pretty obnoxious people. Theres nothing empowering about that word to me, and when I see someone identify with that, I trust them just as much as I would some guy identifying himself as an asshole...
...and I say this as someone who regularly works for "Bitch Magazine". You have no idea the actual division about the branding of that magazine.
I suppose it could be worse. Instead of HRC Tina could be shilling for Margaret Thatcher or Golda Meir.
Telling someone they should vote for a person because they share the same chromosome make-up is insulting and anti-feminist.
I'm not a Hillary supporter, but I loved it. LOVED it. (The fact that I'm in love with Tina Fey has nothing to do with it.) I thought it was a great riff, very funny, and honestly, the kind of thing (using different words, of course) Hillary should have been saying all along: Look, women in politics have to be tough. No apologies for it. And as President, I'll be absolutely as tough as I need to be to get things done for the American people.
Instead, we're getting cheap hit shots on Obama. That stuff ain't workin.
Lollimom @ 21:
Yes. It seems sometimes that in order to be equal, some women get the idea it means they need to be more masculine and aggressive. This disappoints me - you can be strong and empowered without playing that game. If you are naturally assertive and aggressive like that? Fine, be yourself - but the ones who throw on this phony personality becuase they think it will move them up the ladder. Ugh.
It's like this - do you want Omarosa running the country? Or Trace Adkins?
Lollimom @ 21:
Absolutely true. We've had a male version of a "Bitch" in the White House for the last 7 years - doesn't listen to anybody, does what he wants regardless of what people think and says screw anybody who doesn't like him - and look where that got us. Yeah, he got things done - spying on Americans, pointless wars, wasted trillions of our taxpayer dollars. Yeah, I don't think we need another "bitch" in the White House.
I like Maureen Dowd's column today - along similar lines, she claimed Hillary was trying to appeal to her Mars side, a "fighter," a "warrior," but after 16 years of political fighting, 16 years of 51%, 16 years of "don't listen to the other side, they're stupid," people are tired of it. They want someone who listens, who approaches a consensus and urges people to communicate and come together. THAT'S what people want.
You could call that the "feminine management style," (Maureen Dowd does), and it's somewhat ironic that the female candidate, the one who's gotten closer to the presidency than any other woman, walked away from that and let Obama claim it. But them's the breaks - America doesn't want a fight, it wants to solve its problems.
btw, since people are on this thread now - if you didnt just get the news (becuase its not on CNN or anything like that for good reason) - the Larry Sinclair Obama/coke polygraph results came in. Of course Larry failed it, so that regular here who keeps spamming it can stop now. Thanks :P
So when a McCain supporter asks him "How do we beat the bitch?", all hell breaks loose on the far left blogs, it's "all about gender—it’s a disgrace—and McCain should have said so as forcefully as he distanced himself from the Romney remarks" (regarding what his mother's had recently said about Mormonism).
But when a comedian says basically, 'damn right, we're bitches- we get stuff done. Deal with it', everything is of course all right with that. Because it's all about context. Context coming from someone you may agree with versus context from someone you don't.
Yes, it's a shame how the press is manipulating this primary by making Obama the winner of the last 11 primaries and caucuses! How unfair the press was, for anointing Hillary the presumptive nominee for months and months and giving no attention whatsoever to Biden, Richardson, Dodd, Kucinich, Gravel, etc!
But let's say it's true. So? What did you expect? The media corporations are just doing whatever makes it the most money. When Hillary made them money, they feted Hillary. Obama's making them money, so they go on about Obama. When did Tina Fey get so fucking naive about the mass media all of a sudden? She's been writing and making snide remarks about the superficiality, fickleness and rank stupidity of the news media for years -- even going so far as to HEAD A WEEKLY MOCK NEWSCAST -- yet now, because it's something that touches her personally, she expects the Fourth Estate to actually behave as if they deserved to be in the First Amendment?
Fey will get a couple of months worth of snide hate mail for her polemic, and she'll re-remember what she never should've forgotten -- the fact that you care doesn't change everything that's fucked up. More importantly, she'll snap out of it and remember this: the corporate media oligarchy being what it is, making a stink on TV -- especially when you're pleading for moderation or reason -- accomplishes nothing. Sad but true.
If articulate, intellectually-compelling and emotionally-resonant calls for reason and civic activism did anything anymore, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney would be in prison and Keith Olbermann would be Advisor to the President.
At the end of the clip,it sort of makes a guy want to burn his jock-strap in support.
Get down or go down (your choice)with the bitchiest bitches.......................................
Film at 11 ..
ewwwwww ..
The "bitch" certainly got things done when she agreed to grant George Bush the authority to unleash war upon Iraq, supporting him thereafter to the hilt (until the polls turned on her ambition, that is). How was she to know he was untrustworthy? The GOP had always dealt with her and Bill in such fairhanded manner.
But Fey makes some copelling points. God willing, even if it costs tens of thousands more lives and tens of thousands more maimed and wounded, she's the person to finish what she so proudly helped start.
Jason B @ 27:
Bush's rotten attitude is what motivated people to the polls in 2004, almost giving it to Kerry even though we weren't that enthusiastic about him. Bush's attitude and unwillingness to address being wrong about anything made Iraq that much worse. Bush is an asshole and we hate him for it, why should we reward and praise being a "bitch"
i mean Tina's analogy is incorrect - those nuns in school didn't have to get elected, they didn't have to get reelected, and they didn't have to work with non-nuns to pass their agenda. they were essentially a team of dictators.
thats not how you sell a candidate. sorry.
Goon @ 28:
I believe he calls himself Lougie which is what he traditionally hawks at C%L.
Great bumper sticker. "Bitches get stuff done." I can live with that.
anney @ 3:
That's ridiculous - she's no war monger. But she is calculating and probably voted that way because she knew she was running for president and thought the majority of people would more likely support her if she were more hawkish and less doveish.
Which might be just as bad as being a war monger.
Clavis @ 30:
It amazes me sometimes the number of people who say "the media hates Hillary!" as a good reason to vote for her. excuse me? the media is not our friend - i'm not saying we avoid someone who the media hates and let them pick our candidates, but you certainly should not point out their disadvantage as a positive, and you certainly shouldnt point out any bias to some other candidate as a negative.
KARL ROVE HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE BIGGEST BITCHES EVER. THATS HARD TO WHEH THE REICH WING ARE ALL BITCHES!
Goon @ 34:
That and, it's not like people look back fondly on getting rapped by the nuns. For some, the spots still hurt. And it's not like catholicism is taking off in popularity.
I knew a guy who was very similar in his approach, and whenever we went to a drive through he'd ask for "fresh fries," (ie just out of the fryer) and then return them if they weren't fresh enough. Sure, the guys at the fast food joint would pull out some fries, fresh out of the fryer, but A) that was to make him go away and B) who knows how many times they spat in his milkshake to get back at him for making them do something.
People should work for you because they WANT to work for you, because you INSPIRE them, because they share your vision. If you get somebody to do something for you because they want you to go away, it guarantees a job done without passion, without inspiration, probably done half-assed if it's done at all.
That's not who i want leading my country.
The most ridiculous part of this whole sketch: I was watching it last night on NTV (a station out of Newfoundland & Labrador). The Kirstie Allie joke had the 'scientology invisibility cloak' part edited out. I just realized now. WTF is up with that? That's just weird. There must be some weirdo scientology guy working in the cutting room.
http://dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/2/24/14438/5462/534/463220
in the spirit of this thread only, "what a bitch"
She's pissed me off more in this one weekend than I've been the entire campaign of hypocritical dirty tricks.
Ha Ha... very funny?
Oh, please, lighten up about the word "bitch", people. What are you afraid of?
As near as I can surmise, when women refer to themselves as a bitch or wear a shirt the word "bitch" on it in some context, usually, what they mean is "I can be tough and brutal and hell on Earth when I need to be".
I mean, come on, you hypersensitive nitwits. Obviously, say, if you're camping out with old friends for a long weekend, and one of them wears a "Bitch on Wheels" t-shirt, you don't suddenly throw your hands up and start running around the campsite, going "Oh no! That friend whom I've known for years must actually be a terrible person to be around who I wouldn't like! This is terrible!" You take it in the spirit it's meant, as a coarse way to express a positive sentiment. Coarseness is part of our spectrum of cultural expression! If we didn't have rough language, how would we ever know when we were being polite?
Nobody would bat an eye if they saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "Ass-Kicker" or "Mean Motherfucker" or "Toughest SOB in NYC". They'd take it as a sign of the man's belief or confidence in his ability to defend himself and the people and things that were important to him -- or maybe simply that he was simply a mean motherfucker! So what's the difference? To me, a woman who can refer to herself as a "bitch" is simply a woman who is capable of being both feminine *and* tough!
Oh, wait: that must be the problem. If your idea of a perfect woman is a combination of Laura Bush, Elizabeth Hasselbach from "The View" and Miss Teen "The Iraq, Everywhere, Such As" South Carolina, then I guess the idea of a "bitch" really *would* scare and repulse you, since "bitch" and "uneducated, permanently pregnant cook/dishwasher who don't give no back-talk" are kind of antithetical.
To each his own, I guess. (Or her own, of course.)
in honor of the SNL bit, i have created some "bitch is the new black" and "bitches get stuff done" gear.
http://www.cafepress.com/gigglechick
Jason B @ 15:
Women are only allowed certain roles and the role a woman in charge has is called bitch - not that they do anything more or less than a man in charge would do - people just don't understand when women don't do everything in a soft, gentle way - and, yes, some people resent it but - when you don't do that, people just stop listening.
I am not voting for Hillary because I don't think she can beat McCain but this was great to hear. She is a very smart, very valid candidate and should be treated as that and just that.
Great ... Thanks C&R for posting that. I know it would have gotten to YouTube, but I can't get YouTube here in Thailand (cencored)
Anyway, thanks for the clip.
Clavis @ 44:
sorry, but the only people i see with 'bitch' shirts are the Bitch Magazine staffers I work with....
...and teen girls trying to be cool. Women who fit that description know better.
Clavis @ 44:
wow what a completely sexist crock of shit.
Good stuff. Hillary would get more done than Ralph but not as much as Barack.
Mistake there is 'bitch' does not refer to skills. Its personality trait. A lot of people are willing to admit she'd be a good prez, they just don't like her. A lot even have political points to make to justify it but on a base level, they just don't like her.
Jill Bryant @ 46:
More sexist bullshit. Listen, a woman can be just as successful without resorting to "bitch" mode. Madeleine Albright was not a bitch, nor was Janet Reno. No one called Margaret Thatcher a bitch - she was a tough woman, but she was no "bitch."
She is a very smart, very valid candidate, who chose to throw her lot in with chest-thumping, "take no prisoners," hyper-macho idiots and then got surprised when America didn't want another President like that.
It has nothing to do with man or woman, it has ever thing to do with attitude.
Jason B @ 49:
i guess its partially about context. if i saw a "bitch on wheels" or "rock n roll bitch" shirt, I take it a lot different than a shirt that just says "BITCH"
its a matter of presenting a sense of humor vs. a rotten attitude. "Bitch is the new black" to me more or less falls into the former category, i was Fey's other defenses of being a bitch I take issue with.
Jason B @ 52:
Battlestar Galactica's President Laura Roslin is anything but a bitch :P - and she's as tough as they come. Molly Ivins was not a bitch. Ann Richards was not a bitch. Barbara Gordon was not a bitch.
SNL died with its first cast which was the best. Today it is just a sad remnant of what used to be.
I sure wish people would stop saying that the people that voted for the "Iraq Resolution" voted for the Iraq war. You know that it's purpose was to force Iraq to let UN inspectors in and give them free reign. It was Bush that broke the law by bombing and invading Iraq. I think everyone know this but to claim that Iraq is Hillary's fault is a stupid talking point that sounds so good if you hate her. For all of those who say that they know that she knew all along what Bush was going to do, you must be good mind readers so I bet you can guess what I am thinking now.
FEY/POEHLER '08 !
"Deal with it."
Clavis @ 44:
Lighten up?
Are you an African American? Is it ok if I label you a nigger?
Are you a white woman? Is it ok if I label you a whore (or ho)?
Are you gay? Is it ok if I label you a faggot?
Are you Mexican? Is it ok if I label you a bean?
This isn't a matter of lightening up.
We are spiraling, seemingly out-of-control, into a culture that defines itself by how bad, how fucking degraded it can be.
Jason B @ 49:
I can't tell what kind of sexism you thought I was expressing. Could you elaborate, please?
RayC @ 56:
Sorry, the resolution granted him the right to use any force necessary. I wouldn't sign a resolution to grant that idiot to use any force necessary to open a jar of peanut butter.
By the way, the name of the resolution was: .J. Res. 45, A Resolution to Authorize the Use of United States Armed Forces Against Iraq
But I don't see Hillary as a bitch -- I see her as someone who makes excuses for why she makes bad choices, and those excuses usually involve some mean man or male-dominated industry doing her wrong. So healthcare reform failed because of the Democratic congress and the health insurance companies (the ones she hoovers up money from now, of course). George Bush misled her on the war, so that vote wasn't her fault, either! And the fact that her campaign fell apart? Well, that's either Patty Solis Doyle's fault, or Mark Penn's. Or the sexist media. It couldn't possibly be anything for which Hillary would assume personal responsibility as the person at the head of the campaign (why didn't she run in all states? What happened to all that money she raised early on?)
There are many areas where she is chillingly close to Bush in demeanor and character, despite her attempts to paint Obama as a Bush clone. Consider her obsession with secrecy and lack of transparency (won't show us the White House records on the 1990s healthcare debacle, won't release her tax returns). Her chronic inability to admit mistakes (others, like John Edwards, at least had enough character to admit that the war vote was wrong in retrospect). Her supreme hubris, which meant she assumed the nomination would be hers on February 5th, which also shows a tremendous sense of entitlement. (That whole "some of us are right and some of us are wrong" speech in New Hampshire may as well have been a kinder, gentler version of Dubya's "You're with us or you're against us" rhetoric -- for all that people accuse Obama of empty rhetoric, Hillary's tendency to talk down to voters really grates on my nerves.)
Consider also tendency to get nasty and bitter when she doesn't get exactly what she wants, when she wants it, so we have her "butter wouldn't melt in my mouth" ending speech in the debate this week, followed by the ballistic attack on Obama this weekend. (If she thinks he's misrepresenting her healthcare plan, that's fair game, but saying he has "no right" to criticize her is beyond the pale when it comes to revealing how spoiled and entitled she is.) Then there's the way she erases anything that doesn't suit her purposes from the discussion, so states she didn't win don't count. Caucuses don't count (unless it's Nevada). States that will go red in November don't count (unless it's Texas). Only big states count -- unless they're Illinois or Virginia or Maryland. Hell, she didn't even thank those who voted for her in Wisconsin in her speech -- they didn't win it for her, so screw them, right? So ungracious not to thank the voters and the people who worked on your campaign, even in states where you lost. (And YOU lost it, Hillary -- they didn't lose it for you, you're the one in charge, remember?)
So while I'm not opposed to "bitches," if by the term we mean tough, uncompromising women who stand up on their own feet and take responsibility for the consequences of their actions, I am opposed to HRC, because she's not a bitch. She's a whiner.
But I would totally vote for Tina Fey as president, because at least the press conferences would be a hoot!
Kerry Reid @ 60:
Over the years at least in my opinion I associate "bitching" more and more with whining and complaining and less and less with scolding.
Jason B @ 17:
Uh, it's you who bought into the Bush regime's historical revisionism. The Resolution for the Use of Force was not a "vote to go to war." It was intended by those in Congress who voted for it to be a diplomatic tool only to force Hussein to cooperate with UN weapons inspectors. The fact is, much to the chagrin of the Bush regime, Hussein complied. Bush, wanting to invade anyway, claimed he needed no further authorization, despite Democrats call for him to return to Congress for an actual declaration of war. Knowing that he would lose that vote, Bush refused to seek a declaration of war.
That so many do not recall how the events leading to the invasion of Iraq unfolded, has allowed the Bush regime to rewrite history and spread the blame. History has been rewritten before our very eyes by the Bush regime and its lapdog Corporate Media.
Go back and read Democratic floor speeches when the Resolution for the Use of Force was passed, you'll find that Democrats, and Chuck Hagel, did not intend it to be a blank check and that the Bush regime promised that they would not use it as such. Sure, the Bush regime lied and Democrats were suckered, but you can't legitimately make the argument that they "voted to go to war."
RayC @ 56:
Nope. Hillary voted to authorize the invasion of Iraq.
Feminism does not mean voting for a woman just because she is a woman. Not all women are feminists.
Tell it to Nancy P, she can't get shit done...
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So,
I CAN call female leaders... BITCHES?
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Jason B @ 49:
A response to Jason B: Bitch, Please!
Why the slam on Jeff Conaway? Limbaugh could learn a thing or two from the former Taxi/Babalon5 star that doing drugs can get you fired. :)
at work i always considered being called a bitch the highest form of flattery. any woman in our workplace who stood her own, did her job and refused to be intimidated by guys a foot taller, that's who that type called a bitch.
ich bin ein bitch
forgive my poor deutsch sprachen.
but i'm no jelly donut, i'm a bitch so there.
Look, I get called a bitch all the time by insecure males. Therefore I adopted my moniker to kind of short circuit the usual song and dance routine about being an assertive female. The truth is I'm very polite and well mannered, but I refuse to let people walk all over me, therefore I'm automatically labeled "bitch". But yes, I do know how to get things done, and I don't give a shit if people don't like it. I do, therefore, consider the term "bitch" to be a badge of honour. It's kinda' like taking the insult and making it my own, therefore taking the power away from those who try and insult me.
That’s ridiculous - she’s no war monger.
Yeah, she's a war enabler.
From the opening bit to the weekend update, it is clear that SNL is in the tank for Hillary. Is Lorne Michaels one of her donors or Hill-Raisers? Or is it just the New York thing? Or did only the women writers return from the strike?
Who in the world told Tina Fey and Brook Shields they were funny?
Hearing all these pundits gush over Hillary's closing statement in the last debate, and seeing how none except for Olbermann pointed out how it was lifted from Edwards, it's hard to see how the media are in the "tank" for Obama...
thank you for posting this nicole. i've long been dismayed by dems' own guilt-ridden betrayal of hillary. i hope this is a sign that the country is finally regaining its consciousness and its conscience.
1) Tina was joking, its her job. Stop taking it so seriously.
2) It was really funny.
I don't know about all women, but I know that the bitchy side of me is something I'm not fond of nor proud of either. Do guys brag about being bastards?
Greg @ 76:
I don't think Tina was joking about supporting Hillary.
pissed off patricia @ 77:
Oh yes. And girls seem to like it too.
I'm sick and tired of hearing Hillary Clinton's shrill voice. It's like perpetually being reprimanded by a pissed off nun.
nancy @ 75:
Nancy, I have seen your blog before. Hillary supporters like yourself do not do your candidate any justice whatsoever, calling Hillary "the REAL Democrat" is just plain insulting.
pissed off patricia @ 77:
Yes, they do. Remember Wedding Crashers? Men secretly admire bastards. You know the dickheads who voted for Bush. They actually admire his douchebaggery.
Snowball @ 63:
It is a RESOLUTION AUTHORIZING THE USE OF FORCE.
if she did not want to authorize the President to use force, then she should not have voted for the bill. She did, and she stands by her vote today, so she clearly voted to use force.
You don't get to pick and choose which parts of the bill you want enforced. Either you vote for it or you don't. She voted for it - if she didn't feel the president should have had the authorization to go to war, she should not have voted for this bill.
And she didn't learn anything from it, either - she STILL voted for the Kyl-Liebermann amendment! She is a WARHAWK and she is a WARMONGER. There is no getting around that.
Women today feel perfectly free to make whatever choice Oprah tells them to.
Oh yeah, right Tina. It couldn't be that, maybe, women have brains and follow politics just like the men do and, consequently, decided that a warmongering GOP-lite golden girl isn't what this country needs. Naw, can't be that.
p.s. tina fey is brilliant. everyone who's been ragging on bill clinton needs to shut the hell up; he's the best damn president i've ever had in my lifetime. barry is an an ass and a traitor to dems.
strawberrybitch @ 82:
No no NO! Bush is incompetent! It's Cheney we admire!
/snark
I really can't stand her dealing with issus on an emotional level. Obama has a cool head. Hillary lashes out at whatever pisses her off, THIS TIME.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfa9XIJxdAg&eurl=http://dailykos.com/stor...
Get ready to cringe...
Filthy Harry @ 79:
Good point. When someone in polite society claims to be dangerous or feisty or crazy or whatever (and they aren't behaving like they're off their meds or anything), we normally accept it as an exaggerated way of expressing confidence. And confidence is sexy. A person who states, essentially out loud, that they are a "bitch" or a "bastard" is expressing powerful sentiments, and we tend to interpret the words, not as a matter-of-fact suggestion that they are unpleasant or hateful or dysfunctional, but as an expression of positive traits and confidence in themselves. They are inviting scorn or condemnation with those words, and the "come on, who's next?" demeanor of inviting criticism is an additional layer of confidence, which, again, is attractive and compelling.
Context may not be everything, but it certainly is something. Catch it!
strawberrybitch @ 82:
This man doesn't. And even though there are many dickheads in the Bush camp, I even think its unfair saying that we admire people for asshole-ish behavior. Undeniably I'd throw my gender under the bus and say we're a bunch of assholes, but I certainly don't believe we admire it in one another.
nancy @ 85:
I agree he was a great president. That however doesn't change the fact that he sullied himself campaigning for his wife.
Perhaps there was no way to avoid it? You know ex-presidents are normally kinda quiet.
feminists are really showing that it's more important to place a woman (any woman) in high places. they are monolithic in their ideology and it's getting very boring.
give me a woman with the integrity, platform and managerial skills of obama and i'm inspirationally in with adamant support.
hillary is a neo-con, lieberman-esque mole who gets her agenda from PNAC.
SNL is on notice.
Clavis @ 44:
Thanks for the sanity. Like it or not, this thread is full of hysterical Hillary haters.
yet another instance demonstrating how far SNL has come from representing any genuine counterculture. shilling for a warmonger with lame jokes... fuck you, Tina Fey.
Attn: Tina Fey
No one likes your candidate because she authorized war in Iraq, she supported the psychotic Kyl-Lieberman amendment in 2007 (showing she learned nothing in 5 years), her marriage is transparently phony, her "experience" amounts to 8 yrs. of covering Bill's @$$, her cackle is so blood-curdling it shatters bullet-proof glass and sends sewer rats scurrying for their lives, and whenever she's at a rally she has that same Martin Short batshit-crazy power-monger grin plastered all over her face.
Also, her campaign manager, Marcus Penn, is a scummy douche bag who's very existence offers the most compelling argument against human-animal hybrid cloning known to man.
Does any of that help?
Tina, c'mon ... you're going to vote for someone just because she's a woman? Hmmm, I really thought you were more intelligent than that.
(And the ironic thing is that I think Hillary is one smart public servant ... I am just not going to vote for anyone because I have something demographically in common with them. Wait, I take that back. I'm going to vote for Obama, he's left handed. LEFT HANDED PEOPLE UNITED! IT'S TIME TO RECLAIM THIS RIGHT HANDED COUNTRY! WE DEMAND EQUALITY IN DEXTERITY! OBAMA IN '08!)
nancy @ 85:
you shut the hell up. What has Barack done to be a traitor to Dems? Run against your favored candidate? You have a lot of nerve saying Hillary is the "REAL" Democrat and smearing like that. I am sure if Edwards or Dodd or even Kucinich had a chance to eclipse Hillary you'd say the same damn things. Pardon us for getting in the way of Hillary's inevitablility.
you do your candidate a major disservice. Excuse me Nancy, it is YOUR favorite candidate who is now behind and has to win people like me back, and you're doing a really shitty job of it.
Keep kicking ass, Hillary!
garbotty @ 88:
its so had she had to FORCE her chant upon the crowd, and they still weren't that excited with it.
tina fey. shut up. you're not funny.
Meat @ 13:
This is the BS talking point. Everyone who voted against the AUMF knew exactly what it was, which is why they voted against it. Lincoln Chafee called out Hillary specifically because he knew exactly what she did, that this was an authorization to go kill Iraqis. Except he (a Repub no less) voted against it. What she did was wrong, and if she had apologized for it, people might be willing to let it go. But it's too late for all that now. Maybe next week SNL can have Pappas on their show to describe Kennedy's ULTIMATE betrayal (Hitlerian, if you ask me) of women.
pissed off patricia @ 77:
Yes, I do... when the situation calls for it.
I also brag about being a dick and an asshole, at times, although only "dick" is gender-related. "Bastard" isn't; so your comparison is completely misdirected.
I'm such a prick, but in a fun way...
anyone else notice that tina fey ceased being funny a long time ago? and ergo - so did SNL?
The Resolution for the Use of Force only authorized the use of force if Hussein did not cooperate with the UN weapons inspectors. Hussein did allow the weapons inspectors to do their jobs rendering the resolution mute. If you'll remember, the weapons inspectors were doing their jobs on the eve of the invasion. That is why Democrats insisted that Bush return to Congress for an actual declaration of war. Bush claimed he didn't need it and invaded anyway.
BTW, I believe that Congress was foolish for believing Bush when he promised he would use the authorization responsibly. Bush simply could not be trusted. In the hands of an honest President, the authorization would have served its purpose once Hussein let the weapons inspectors do their job and would not have been used as authorization to invade.
gene214 @ 84:
Go to Taylor Marsh's website and read the "intelligent" posts on there from supposed women. It is similar to every male on here saying VOTE FOR OBAMA CUZ HE'S A REAL MAN......it boggles the mind
Goon @ 81:
if you weren't so infatuated with obama, you'd see he isn't a real democrat, either. i'm realizing more every day that he's first and foremost about self-aggrandizement; being a democrat is just incidental for him. i LOVE the fact that hillary coined the phrase "vast right-wing conspiracy." cause ya know what? she was right, people. she was right and we didn't listen. but it's not too late to listen this time, people! wahoo!
Goon @ 25:
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there's a difference between actually being a bitch and having the badge stuck on you unjustly.
when they stuck their insults on me i smiled, waved and knew that what THEY think is a bitch is ten times the person their low brow redneck selves are...so i myself don't mind a bit.
but lollimom you point is taken, i had a grade school teacher who was the devil.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/24/hillary-clinton-mocks-bar_n_881...
Forget "Bitch", this just makes her look like a rotten human being.
ConcernedCanuck @ 105:
Show me, in my post, where I said "vote for obama cuz he's a real man". Shit, show me any of my posts where I made such a lame, dumbass comment.
SNL keeps pushing the envelope of bad taste with every show.
Oh, and I'm not a Clinton supporter, but I do believe that the historical record needs to be set straight. A Resolution for the Use of Force is a diplomatic tool, not a declaration of war as required by the Constitution.
nancy @ 106:
Last time I checked, it isn't Obama that is ripping the party in half and fighting the rules set by the party over Michigan and Florida, looking for superdelegates to override the wishes of the Democrat VOTERS. US. telling state after state that they dont matter because they didnt swing her way.
fuck that shit.
Goon @ 90:
I have learned I can accomplish more by being calm than I can by being a bitch. Bitchiness is a quick way to turn people off in everyday life. I still lose it once in a while but I'm prouder of myself when I don't. There is a difference in being legitimately angry and allowing that anger to direct your self control.
I have no admiration for any man who is pleased to be called a bastard. In my opinion, any guy who feels good about being called a bastard, probably indeed is one.
Hello, folks, hate to tell ya, but even the left can have it's Dennis Millers. I think we found one in Tina Fey.
I don't know. I mean it was funny, I'll give Tina her props, but every time I hear that "Women should vote for HRC cause they're women" it just gets under my skin and pisses me off cause it SO anti-feminist. You might even call it 'paternalistic' as in 'i know better than you whats good for you, so do what I say'.
nancy @ 106:
Hillary being shrill, corrupt, and questionable ethically has nothing to do with her sex. Let's try a diff scenario. If Obama's wife had affairs on him countless times, would women classify him as weak for not having the balls to divorce her? Would it make him sound like a hypocrite when he said how strong he was with leadership, yet followed his wife around copying everything she said, and claiming her years on the job was his experience?
pissed off patricia @ 113:
How very insightful, although "bastard" is still not gender-related. I'll go so far as to say that any woman who feels good about being called a bastard probably is one. Circular logic wins again!
pissed off patricia @ 113:
yelling and screaming works for some people, the ones with definite authority over you - police, bosses, when they have the upper hand in the situation, when you cant just quit and screw them over... but calmness under pressure is absolutely disarming. this is why the trolls in forums who type and yell in all caps never win one damn argument.
gene214 @ 109:
Stand up..my point went over your head. I said go to Taylor Marsh's website to read the "intelligent" posts from supposed women. You said women had brains and followed politics, or might. I was saying, not according to how "some" post online.
Filthy Harry @ 91:
sullied himself? i've written about what i surmise you're talking about here. i think you've been played, my friend. played for a sucker.
Greg.."Tina was joking and it was funny..?
I'll say what nobody in the entertainment industry has the guts to say:
When in the last twenty years has Saturday Night Live been funny?
I'm not talking so-called "ironic" mental laughs, but genuine, deep belly laughs. The kind of funny where you have to pause your Tivo to recover. The kind of comedy that Belushi, Akyroyd, Radner and Curtin did with ease in the seventies.
Mad TV has today's SNL beat by hundreds of miles and is good satire without the cruelty element. So was In Living Color.
Secondly, I have resented how manipulative political messages that are based on slander get inserted on SNL. Celebrity roasts where the subject can interact are ok and nobody should be off limits. But to hit and run with falsehoods that actually hurt the candidate without an accurately sourced story is using the platform to put forth a political agenda.
gene214 @ 114:
Maybe, but at least Fey is still funny.
Richard Ray Harris @ 122:
My two cents regarding SNL: It's been on life support for the last 25 years.
Snowball @ 104:
Actually the resolution was the compromise on the "declaration of war" issue. The WH felt they didn't need a declaration from Congress, but knew there'd be a fight. A fight they (for once) wanted to avoid. So they dreamed up the resolution of force thing to avoid a constitutional showdown.* While I'm willing to stipulate no congressperson envisioned the next 6 years of insanity and death, the fact is they granted bush the authority to use force. They are responsible.
*Which by the way is what is behind Rove's assertion that the war was the Dems fault. The Dem leaders forced the WH to take it to congress or face a big fight. The misdirection here is Rove equates the resolution with being the impetus of the war when the reality is that had the senate dem leadership not made a stink about getting approval from congress, bush would have went ahead anyway.
nancy @ 121:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/02/24/hillary-clinton-mocks-bar_n_881...
do you believe this was a brilliant campaign move Nancy? making faces and mocking candidates in a condescending tone, mocking the voters behind them you have to win back? how does this attitude win elections? how does this attitude get things done? i'm dying to know what i'm missing with this brilliant move.
Not to interrupt this Hillary debate, but I must get something off my chest:
I HATE Tina Fey and SNL together.
30 Rock is cool, but the season SNL officially went down the drain was when she became head writer and weekend update host in 2000.
The originals were the best, Eddie Murphy was great in the 80s, then the 90s were cool for my younger generation (Will Ferrell running the show and Norm as the most acidic WU anchor of them all)...
Then, she started writing, and it all went downhill from there.
SNL has sucked since the start of this Presidency, which is most unfortunate. If ANY presidency needed a good mocking on SNL, it was this one.
gene214 @ 124:
I agree. There was a time when everyone and their dog HAD to watch SNL. Now, nobody does at all. The show has sucked for years.
Lollimom @ 58:
I'm not a bean! That's no insult. It is delicious, however.
I'd consider it an insult if someone called me: a spic, a mexi-can't, a wetback, or an illegal.
pissed off patricia @ 114:
POP. That's my point. I never act like a bitch...(in person)....but you have to admit, the calmer and more respectful you are to dickheads, the more unhinged they become....it's priceless.
nancy @ 121:
I mean just generally having to lower himself from his position as an elder statesman to a down in the muck campaigner. Regardless of what he may have actually done on the campaign, the fact that he did it, sullied his rep. imo.
Tommy Gunn @ 127:
Yeah, it's true. Tina Fey's humor just isn't that funny compared to what pre-2000 SNL used to be like.
Snowball @ 104:
No, here's what the Resolution stated:
SEC. 3. AUTHORIZATION FOR USE OF UNITED STATES ARMED FORCES.
(a) AUTHORIZATION. The President is authorized to use the Armed Forces of the United States as he determines to be necessary and appropriate in order to
(1) defend the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq; and
(2) enforce all relevant United Nations Security Council Resolutions regarding Iraq.
(b) PRESIDENTIAL DETERMINATION.
In connection with the exercise of the authority granted in subsection (a) to use force the President shall, prior to such exercise or as soon there after as may be feasible, but no later than 48 hours after exercising such authority, make available to the Speaker of the House of Representatives and the President pro tempore of the Senate his determination that
(1) reliance by the United States on further diplomatic or other peaceful means alone either (A) will not adequately protect the national security of the United States against the continuing threat posed by Iraq or (B) is not likely to lead to enforcement of all relevant United Nations Security Council resolutions regarding Iraq, and
(2) acting pursuant to this resolution is consistent with the United States and other countries continuing to take the necessary actions against international terrorists and terrorist organizations, including those nations, organizations or persons who planned, authorized, committed or aided the terrorists attacks that occurred on September 11, 2001.
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2002/10/20021002-2.html
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There's nothing about the inspectors in this resolution. But in the end, it really doesn't matter what conditions were set forth, except for A.(2) above.
The United States had no legal authority to unilaterally "enforce" any of the provisions of the United Nations Security Council Resolutions regarding Iraq. None at all. Only by vote of the Security Council was the use of force against Iraq permitted. Bush tried to get it but was rejected, so he illegally and unilaterally attacked Iraq anyway, using the resolution as his justification. It doesn't mention approval of the Security Council nor does it mention waiting for the inspectors. Critics, Geneva Conventions scholars, and Constitutional scholars have pointed this out time and time again.
ConcernedCanuck @ 128:
SNL at its absolute lowest point (in my opinion, 2002-2003) is light years ahead of MAD TV.
now the greatest sketch show of all time though is Mr. Show :P or Kids in the Hall, or Monty Python of course..
People have been complaining about SNL "going downhill" ever since the 2nd episode. Fact is, it has ALWAYS been inconsistent, right from the beginning. The best you could ever hope for was one or two funny sketches, Weekend Update, and a decent musical performance.
Go back and watch FULL episodes from whatever era you thought was golden and you'll see what I mean.
Filthy Harry@125
I'll agree that the Democrats who voted for the resolution got suckered big time. They should be held accountable for that. But let's never forget the Bush regime's manipulation and lies to get us into Iraq.
Rusty Shackleford @ 134:
I know what you mean but the original cast did have an energy to it, because they were trying to do something different/special. Ever since then though its just been formulaic and as you've described.
SNL is so obnoxious. Soooo obnoxious. Used to be good.
Rusty Shackleford @ 134:
precisely why i dont know why they've started putting out season box sets! SNL was ALWAYS hit and miss, even in the early 90s when it had that second renaissance full of future stars, it was resoundly mocked for the fact that the last half hour was always pure garbage.
Snowball @ 135:
I don't forget it at all. And being suckered is not a real good excuse for being absolved of responsibility. ESPECIALLY if you're running on 'experience'. Whatever they thought it was, or whatever they were intending their vote to mean, they gave bush the authorization to use the military in iraq.
If their intent was diplomatic they could have passed a resolution saying that the WOULD authorize force if saddam, blah blah blah. But they didn't.
strawberrybitch @ 129:
Exactly!
And yes, if I liked being called a bitch, that would probably be because I enjoyed being one. I just don't enjoy being one and most times I don't enjoy women who praise themselves for that sort of behavior. But that's just my opinion.
The ‘First Woman,’ Once Again
So now having a Starsky and Hutch type of presidency is a good thing? Can someone clue Tina what's-her-face in on the fact that in a Democracy, that's the LAST thing you want. Perhaps next time, SNL should stick to parody instead of telling us who to vote for and why Hillary is the best thing since sliced bread. Surely, there are other women in the Democratic party who can run for president and are more qualified than this self entitled corporatist.
Thanks Tina ... yeah we really need someone to tell us "Women should vote for the woman; blacks should vote for the black."
So enlightened of you Tina. Especially after the woman-bashing stories right before it.
Stick to 30 Rock. You're not very good at the "feminist" stuff.
Filthy Harry @ 130:
well i guess we'll just have to agree to disagree. because to me, the fact that bill's been so passionate about this campaign only reinforces one of the things i most love about him: he's down to earth. he's not an uppity snob like most politicians who wouldn't deign to get their hands dirty. he knows this election is extremely important--not just for america, but for the world. so yeah, he was pissed--and rightly so--that obama deliberately exploited racial tensions (like with his 4-page memo, which obama HIMSELF has admitted he regretted, though nobody listened) in a dishonest and manipulative way for his own political gain. that was just wrong. he's doing it again with harry & louise. oh, and of course nafta, since we're now in ohio. this guy has no scruples. THAT's the real problem in this election, imho.
Hillary's sewn up the wealthy female Manhattanite vote.
nancy @ 107:
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yeah well when exactly did hillary join the vast right wing conspiracy?
MountainMan23 @ 141:
Only problem with that is it looks at women in American politics through the lens of the MSM narrative. Not exactly a level honest medium if you know what I mean. Doesn't matter what it is, the MSM will find a narrative (the simplest one) and run with it. The second woman to run for pres after the first woman has been pres will be labeled as the first woman with a real chance to become president, since [first fem pres].
I grew up in a single parent household. After my mother's death - my mother ran his construction business.
I heard my mother called a bitch on several occasions. She fought for everything we had and each time there was a man or a woman tossing the bitch word around. My mother did not give a shit. My mother got it done.
When I started my own business - I was called a bitch.
For a long time I had an issue with the word bitch. It's meaning is to demean women - like c*nt or Dl’s fav.. shrill.
Then I grew up and I realize as Tina - that bitches get stuff done. I owned it and if anyone calls me a bitch - I disarm it with a smile and a comment usually "That's Miss Bitch to you" or "This bitch signs the checks."
If words offend you, you really need to get out more often. At the very least go, see the Virginal Monologues.
You think the word bitch is going to stop me from getting things done - ummmm no. If the best someone can do is call me a bitch - then that would say more about them then me.
I own it - just don't say shrill. Shrill really pisses me off.
This is from John Kerry's floor speech on the Resolution for the Use of Force. It seems to me pretty clear what he intended: It was not a blank check to go to war
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