Where in the world is Osama bin Laden?

I'd say he prob shows up for work daily at the CIA, but under different names.

Where is the son-of-a-bitch? Wasn't Bush supposed to find him and bring him to justice? Oh Yeah, I remember when Bush said he wasn't really looking for him. Bin Laden is still out there. Talk about an injustice!

theres no such thing as the boogie man

He's probably lying in a freezer in the basement of the White House, to be pulled out a week before election day.

I saw this earlier in the week and it's massively disappointing. It's glib, insulting, and basically the big lesson is "Hey, not EVERYONE is the Middle East hates us." Very little on our foreign policy. Very little on Bin Laden's history. And not a single interview with a U.S. intelligence official, discussion WHY Bin Laden is still at large.

Oh, but we get a nice segment of Spurlock learning self-defense techniques he'll never use Hahahahaha-fuckthisfilm.

Terrorists Found!

Here's a picture of where he was...
http://www2.cellar.org/youngbinladen.html

ma @ 5:

theres no such thing as the boogie man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdv8Qi_k-I4

Matt @ 9:

I saw this earlier in the week and it's massively disappointing. It's glib, insulting, and basically the big lesson is "Hey, not EVERYONE is the Middle East hates us." Very little on our foreign policy. Very little on Bin Laden's history. And not a single interview with a U.S. intelligence official, discussion WHY Bin Laden is still at large.

Oh, but we get a nice segment of Spurlock learning self-defense techniques he'll never use Hahahahaha-fuckthisfilm.

you're missing the point of the film, bubba. It's point was not to "find" bin ladan. That is a job for intelligence officers and CIA operatives. The point of the documentary is to show how little the bush pissant has done to bring him to justice now that he's not so needed as an international boogie man.

ysbaddaden @ 15:

ma @ 5:

theres no such thing as the boogie man

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fdv8Qi_k-I4

I see your Bee Gees and raise you one KC & the Sunshine Band.

regarding the bin laden tale, i'd say america's beginning to wake up from a long slumber, not unlike the famous groundhog did back in february.

will america be afraid of her own shadow, and go back to sleep?

I have heard many hear say 'we have the goverment we deserve.'
While this may in fact be true - Isn't that a good arguement for other countries to stock pile weapons of mass distruction so that they can defend themselves against our stupidity?

bullfrog @ 21:

regarding the bin laden tale, i'd say america's beginning to wake up from a long slumber, not unlike the famous groundhog did back in february.

will america be afraid of her own shadow, and go back to sleep?

More like the tale of RIP VAN WINCKLE...
We have a history of sleep that predates WALDO

sure is side-splitting to do a Borat-style "I meet funny people, ask idiotic questions and dress oddly" rather than describe any of the geopolitical background. But hey, maybe he'll surprise me. The next Fahrenheit 9/11 would be OK.

andy @ 26:

Well he's clearly not living in a cave, he needs kidney dialysis for a starters, and i doubt very much he's lived in an afghan cave for 7 years through all those harsh winters, he's probably in pakistan living in semi luxury.

He got a freakin TRANSPLAT a long time ago.
Bush sent him a get well card and a billion bucks.

ConcernedCanuck @ 1:

Where in the world is Osama bin Laden?

I'd say he prob shows up for work daily at the CIA, but under different names.

Yeah didn't Rush Limbaugh say he went by the name Valerie Plame once?

Sorry, that's just tasteless. - and all though I am going to see the movie I can't help but feel I would find the idea funnier if so many of our soldieres hadn't died on the bullshit hunt for this asshole.

Where in the world is Osama Bin Laden?

Decomposing..

Where is Osama Bin Ladin?

♂♂♂♂♂♂

Shorting the U.S. Stock Market

Levi @ 28:

Andy K Jong Il @ 24:

Levi @ 20:

You have to see this!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5TFJu0Vjps&feature=related

Levi, that's a hoax. A prank. Staged. Faked.

You'd like to think that I am sure. But stupid is as stupid does.

Dude, dude, dude....

The first "shot" clearly "hits" below the guy holding the target, kicking up dirt, and the "narratator" asks if the Afghan hit the target.

After the target-holder is hit, the "narrator" says, "Oh shit," then you hear guys laughing.

This is probably an April Fools Day type of thing, made pretty professionally by Armed Forces TV (I can't quite make out the identifier on the vid), using squibs(and two squibs are pretty cheap). It's just gallows humor by and for the troops. Get a grip.

If you look at the top 10 wanted list of the FBI you'll see that Osama is NOT wanted for 9/11. They say that they have no evidence that he was responsible for it. The supposed confession video is an obvious fake that the goverment has trotted out to make him the boogie man. The goverment has alot to explain about 9/11 and of course the "liberal" media isn't asking for any answers. They trot out every new Bin Laden video and tell us to be afraid, be very afraid. It's all crap. If the world was so full of terrorists just itching to strike in the name of Allah, where are they? All we ever hear about is how the security forces have stopped another attempted attack. Like the Florida 7 or the group that was going to go shoot up that army base. Don't forget the group that was planning on blowing up airplanes over the Atlantic. They'd have to sit there in their seats shaking bottles to make the explosives. Gee, would anyone have thought that was just a little peculiar? In other words, the great mass of terrorists that the whole world is so damn scared of is mostly a product of the imaginations of the Bush gang.
I'm not saying that there aren't people out there who'd like to do harm to the United States, there's probably millions of them, after all the damage that U.S. foreign policy has wreaked across the globe. It's just that all the examples of terrorist activity that we've been shown are so amateur as to be slap-stick comedies.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xp9gZdHGTxA
http://youtube.com/watch?v=41UAnkQARFs&feature=related

I think they got him in this one Levi.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvMLREePkyY&NR=1

Shooter: Here run out there and hold this target over hour head and I'll sight in my gun.
Target Holder: OK but hurry up this thing is heavy.

Where in the world is Osama bin Laden?

Bush-Truly not concerned about bin Laden

Shooter: Here run out there and hold this target over your head and I’ll sight in my gun.
Target Holder: Ok then we split the money, right?

This video might answer some questions:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=126948&title=cia-d...

Scrapiron @ 52:

Dave. Doesn't know how to do a search and see how many terrorists attacks happened (against America and American interest) before Boooosh came to D.C. I seem to even remember one on the twin towers in NYC, 1993 thereabouts. BDS has got millions of you by the short hair. May as well find a tall building and check out your ability to fly. If you don't, what will you do after Jan 2009? Sit in your momma's basement and pound your pud, some more.

Poor old Scrapiron, doesn’t know what a false flag operation is and thinks everything is always what it seems!

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bin Laden is playing drums in the same place that Elvis and Jim Morrison are singing.

Thats all you got scrapie. OK to summarize.
You pick up injured dogs at accident scenes, grab the dog and leave, you have your way with an injured animal for who knows how long then you drop it off.

Scrapiron @ 55:

Gave the injured dog to the Arabs and they ate him.

"scrapiron" would make a great g.i. joe handle.

why don't you sign up for iraq, scrapiron? there you can play real-life g.i. joe, 24-7.

maybe your specialty could be rummaging through iraqi junkyards to find scrap iron to armor the vehicles, since your chimp-in-chief refuses to do so?

This movie shows as much taste and sensitivity as Bush playing a gag for the press dinner... pretending he's looking for WMDs. I don't see ANY humor or irony or anything else.

what i BELIEVE is that the "fix" was in to protect Bin Laden a long time ago. The Bush crime family and the Bin Ladens have been in bed together for a long time. W, in the White House, is just protecting one of his own... you know, one of his daddy's extended business "family" members. Simple as that.

you’re missing the point of the film, bubba. It’s point was not to “find” bin ladan. That is a job for intelligence officers and CIA operatives. The point of the documentary is to show how little the bush pissant has done to bring him to justice now that he’s not so needed as an international boogie man.

frankly, i don't find bush's inability to bring bin laden to justice humorous.

Maybe this ex Prime Minister might know where he was and what happened to him.
Very matter of fact statement and interviewer doesnt bat an eyelid to what he hears.

Where in the World is Osama bin Laden? Playing "Go Fish" with Dick Cheney via the internets.

ConcernedCanuck @ 6:

What does it matter? He was cheered fighting those evil red Soviets, then blamed for EVERY act of terrorism ever committed against the United States. Just a tad convenient. The man, the myth and the legend are as much to blame for acts of terror, as the US government itself. A bit hypocritical to heap scorn and seek revenge on someone supposedly responsible for killing few in comparison to democratic world leaders.

What an incredibly absurd thing to say. WHAT DOES IT MATTER? I suspect that most people who read your entire post just glossed over this bit:

A bit hypocritical to heap scorn and seek revenge on someone supposedly responsible for killing few in comparison to democratic world leaders.

Even IF what you say were true, that US and other govt's are guilty of murder and terrorism in the name of the state, your statement sounds like you are saying that there is no point in persuing and prosecuting those who break the law and commit murder BECAUSE the gov't is also breaking the law and committing murder.

How bout we agree that we need to go after BOTH kinds of psycho killers - Osama AND the psychos who are holding the US hostage in a global game of chicken.

The fact that you oppose the law breaking and murder committed by the US gov't of Bush and Cheney, should not mean that you will allow a local hoodlum to steal your car if you can prevent it by locking the doors, or stand by and watch a man beat a woman in public.

So you see, it is as much our duty to advocate the full prosecution of a mass murderer like bin Laden - just like we all agree we should keep Charlie Manson and his ghouls locked up away in prison until they are no longer capable of harming others.

How can you say that Osama does not deserve at least the same punishment as Manson?

The documentary is something I recommend everyone see, but at it's heart, it has nothing at all to do with Osama Bin Laden, that's just something that exist for marketers to get excited about. You can read my review here, from Sundance this year: http://thedailyapocalypse.blogspot.com/2008/01/new-travelog-sundance-08....

Winkly @ 51:

This video might answer some questions:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=126948&title=cia-director-porter-goss

Hilarious. Goss seems strangely confused and amused when Bush talks about capturing Bin Ladin. "Really mr President? Bin Ladin? Yeah right sure whatever. You say what you have to say and Ill just try my best not to laugh.."

lies lies lies yeah, the'll come to get you!

MFLUDER @ 70:

This trailer actually makes the film look competent. I saw it at Sundance and it was horrible, horrible, horrible. The funny moments come across as painfully awkward. And he LITERALLY looks for Osama by asking people in an Egyptian mall, "Hey, uh, you know where Osama is?"

A wasted opportunity to expose one of the Bush Administration's biggest screw ups.

I know it sounds harsh, but Spurlock makes this film into a buddy travel movie. And he doesn't feel like my buddy.

In time, it will sink in. Has there been anyone more glib about spetember 11th., than the bushco?? It serves a valuable purpose in exposing just how pathetic bush's bullshit about tracking bin laden to the ends of the earth, or what ever. Remember, bushieboy said we should just all go shopping............so why not head to a mall over there??

i know! i saw him in that book...um...1984...only he was called "emmanuel goldstein" there!

He is in Mecca, where nobody can either catch him or kill him.

The fact that the guy is going around asking people in mall's "hey do you know where Osama is?" is damn insulting to me. Like, hey, you're a Muslim, you MUST know where he is right?

“The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.”
- G.W. Bush, 9/13/01

“I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.”
- G.W. Bush, 3/13/02

Phony quotes. The second one bears only a slight resemblance to what he did say