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McCain Tux Two weeks ago, Huffington Post reminded Americans that John McCain by his own admission doesn't know how to use a computer. Now, McCain campaign aide Mark Soohoo reassured voters that "John McCain is aware of the Internet" and "You don’t actually have to use a computer to understand how it shapes the country."

No doubt, as with so much that for his public policy pronouncements, John McCain didn't let his ignorance get in the way of speaking out. As it turns out, back in April the self-described computer "illiterate" proclaimed eBay was the answer to poverty and recession in the United States.

Earlier this year, the Politico's Mike Allen (video here) asked the GOP presidential contenders whether they used a PC or Mac. In his response, McCain revealed that when it comes to high tech devices large (like private jets) or small (like personal computers), he is dependent on his beer heiress wife:

"Neither. I'm an illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get."

But just because John McCain doesn't know how to connect to eBay doesn't mean he doesn't have connections to eBay. As it turns out, former eBay CEO Meg Whitman is not only a senior adviser to John McCain, but plays ventriloquist with him when it comes to the economy.

During his now-forgotten "Forgotten Places" tour two months ago, McCain told an audience in Inez, Kentucky, "You have a right to expect us to show as much concern for helping you create more and better choices to make for yourselves as we show any other community in America." And one of those better choices, according to John McCain, is to become a seller on the auction site, eBay:

"Today, for example, 1.3 million people in the world make a living off eBay, most of those are in the United State of America."

Ebay's Whitman couldn't have put it better herself. In fact, she put it almost exactly the same on way on CBS 60 Minutes in March. As she told Lesley Stahl:

"We have about - around the world, about 1.3 million people make most, if not all, of their living selling on eBay."

That John McCain, who more than once admitted his limited knowledge of the economy, would parrot one of his most senior campaign aides is unsurprising. But that he would cite eBay as the way forward for a community where 37% live in poverty and 40% of the wage income comes from mining seems remarkably callous, even by McCain's standards. No doubt, tens of thousands off people make a good living as eBay sellers. As eBay's Whitman told CBS' Stahl, "people can supplement their income from several thousand dollars a month to...I think our top seller on eBay grosses $20 million." But for a country slipping into recession and facing the loss of thousands of good paying manufacturing jobs in a rapidly globalizing economy, a high-speed Internet connection and an eBay virtual storefront is hardly a substitute. As American workers confront increasing insecurity due to competition in China, India and elsewhere, John McCain apparently believes they should follow in the footsteps of Whitman's legions who earn their living selling "high tech electronic equipment, maybe it's audio equipment, maybe it's Barbie dolls, maybe it's collectibles, or a certain niche of collectibles, of coins, of china." Instead building products and offering services for the world, McCain's Americans should just sell stuff to each other. And when all else fails for distressed homeowners, McCain's Americans should just join the rapidly growing ranks of those:

"Doing what is necessary -- working a second job, skipping a vacation, and managing their budgets -- to make their payments on time."

Of course, John McCain isn't speaking from personal experience when it comes to either computers or financial hardship. (As it turns out, one of McCain's 8 homes - the one with "remote control window coverings" - is now up for sale.) Knowing even less than Ted Stevens ("series of tubes") or George W. Bush (who "clicks around" on "the Google"), John McCain nonetheless offered the Internet as the answer for Americans struggling to make ends meet.

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BaScOmBe hearts Lara Logan's picture

boosh did the same thing.

StirFry's picture

“Neither. I’m an illiterate that has to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.”

Yeah, she's a pro at cutting and pasting.

james's picture

internet awareness. not to be confused with awareness of all internet traditions.

He's called her a trollop. Does that mean she excels at 'c*nting and pasties?'

VegasRage's picture

I'm sure ebay is glad to have that endorsment

ysbaddaden's picture

Uh Mel...

Before you start scatting

You better see where your mike scatted to.

The Exotic Chico Hussein Escuela's picture

What is ebay's health care policy for those who sell their 1970's baseball cards ?

slippy hussein toad's picture

So if we all have less money, and no new jobs are coming to replace them, we can go through our attics and sell our shit to . . . who? on eBay? So now we all have the same less amount of money and we go selling our shit to each other on eBay. Money is moving, but in addition to selling our shit to each other we have to pay our mortgages, whose rates are going up for those of us duped into an ARM, and our power bills for those of us not yet on solar, wind, or geothermal, and our food bills. And gas because our grocery stores where we get our food are not close enough to walk to.

McCain is really exposing the intellectual fraud of trickle-down economics with this stupidity.

Wait! I'll go spend my dwinding eBay funds on lottery tickets! One in a million chances means that 300 people will win the lotto this week! Woohoo! Only 299,999,700 more to go!!!

Kansaskowboy's picture

Looks like McCain his getting ready to "fist pump" someone in the photo.

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation's picture

He does know about the tubes that are the intar-web....right?

Liberal AND Proud's picture

McCain...like Reagan without the excuse of Alzheimer's and like GWB without the excuse of the coke and alcohol.

numfar's picture

Why do Yard Sales hate America?

Legalize's picture

Jesus. There is no way this senile bufoon can be president.

anney's picture

McCain is VERY strange. He throws out ignorant solutions to huge problems America is facing. He doesn't care AND hasn't even thought about the problems. He's like someone who claims he's qualified to be a brain surgeon but didn't go to medical school.

Maybe when you're being supported by a millionnaire, you occupy such a rarified strata that there ARE no problems, and those who have them just didn't make the right choices like you did. IOW, it's their fault and nobody needs to be concerned about people with self-inflicted problems.

woody, tokin librul @ 5:

He's called her a trollop. Does that mean she excels at 'c*nting and pasties?'

OUCH!!!

Dancer's picture

QUICK...find a late life photo of Charlie Chaplin and tell me that he couldn't be a twin of McCain (or vice versa)!!!! GOOFY...but Chaplin was a genius and McCain...NOT SO MUCH!!!

Pete's picture

Like the new 300 million to the winner of the giant leap battery idea. Like the battery people are holding out on developing a trillion dollar idea for a measly 300 mil. One thing I noticed is that repugs think offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people always works. As to ebay being the answer I am quite sure Mrs. ebay thinks everyone need sit

numfar's picture

Clean House will save America!!!

Dancer @ 17:

QUICK...find a late life photo of Charlie Chaplin and tell me that he couldn't be a twin of McCain (or vice versa)!!!! GOOFY...but Chaplin was a genius and McCain...NOT SO MUCH!!!

Charlie was handsome and endearing, McC*nt not so much.

Charles's picture

That reminds me of Pat Boone in Roger & Me, who thought that Amway was the answer to Flint's unemployment.

Pete @ 18:

Like the new 300 million to the winner of the giant leap battery idea. Like the battery people are holding out on developing a trillion dollar idea for a measly 300 mil. One thing I noticed is that repugs think offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people always works. As to ebay being the answer I am quite sure Mrs. ebay thinks everyone need sit

offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people DOES always work! ask blackwater and KBR/Haliburton.

Weaseldog's picture

At least he didn't tell us that pawn shops can save our economy.

Paul's picture

Let them eat cake.

The Exotic Chico Hussein Escuela's picture

Kansaskowboy @ 10:

Looks like McCain his getting ready to "fist pump" someone in the photo.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck ?

marko's picture

ok we know McCain ias a douche

big fucking deal

what about FISA

i am still worked up about the bullshit obama is pulling and i want to hear more from C&L about it

are YOU going to be as silent as obama is?

Ron's picture

Pete @ 18:

Like the new 300 million to the winner of the giant leap battery idea. Like the battery people are holding out on developing a trillion dollar idea for a measly 300 mil. One thing I noticed is that repugs think offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people always works. As to ebay being the answer I am quite sure Mrs. ebay thinks everyone need sit

Like paying off the Iraqis not to kill each other or the Afghanis to turn their neighbors in for rewards even though they aren't guilty of anything. We all can see how well that worked out.

johnnypunchclock's picture

He really doesn't know how to use a computer??!! I find that hard to believe. How, on god's green earth, can you be a U.S. Senator without a computer??

Ebay aside, is he that out of touch with us average folks? It boggles the mind. Is this common in Washington?

If that's true, Washington really, really, really is out of touch with the rest of us.

Saint Augustine's picture

Charles @ 21:

That reminds me of Pat Boone in Roger & Me, who thought that Amway was the answer to Flint's unemployment.

Well at least an Amyway distributor can eat any unsold LOC when times get tough.

moondancer's picture

e-bay might very well be a model for goopers. It is or has become a free market jungle with opportunity mixed with tons of predators. There is minimal protection but lots of chances to get fleeced. I guess thats the part McCain likes.

Left&Left's picture

What a creepy photo. He's about to sock the photographer. And Johnny, please try a tooth brush.

Alex's picture

John McCain went to an expensive prep high school and then to the Naval Academy, then on to the military. I don't think he retired from the military before marrying Cindy, right? If that's true, then it's likely that McCain has never, ever looked for a job, or worked a job other than a military officer, in his entire life.

Ace Armstrong's picture

To paraphrase an old maxim, "It'll be a great day in America when the Dept. of Defense has to raise money on E-Bay, and our schools are fully funded."
The bankruptcy of the 'Reagan Reaction' has attained complete fruition, and it's apparently spoiling on the vine.

BobD's picture

or a party that doesn't use computers they sure get a lot of our information through them! Just imagine how scary it'll be when they hire someone who does.

Mickxotic's picture

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timelapsed's picture

Oh, "beer heiress wife". I didn't realize that's where her money was from.

So maybe that's what he meant about "I'll veto every beer?"

Still not sure what it meant, but that's got to be a clue!

Pete's picture

BaScOmBe hearts Lara Logan @ 22:

Pete @ 18:

Like the new 300 million to the winner of the giant leap battery idea. Like the battery people are holding out on developing a trillion dollar idea for a measly 300 mil. One thing I noticed is that repugs think offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people always works. As to ebay being the answer I am quite sure Mrs. ebay thinks everyone need sit

offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people DOES always work! ask blackwater and KBR/Haliburton.

HMMMMMMMMM so you think that's working?

Alex's picture

Yup...married Cindy in May 1980, retired from the Navy in 1981, ran for Congress immediately.

Ron.j's picture

Speaking of economic depressions- The Return of Smoot Hawley protectionism.

http://globaleconomicanalysis.blogspot.com/2008/06/trade-wars-health-car...

The U.S. International Trade Commission ruled that domestic steel pipe makers are being harmed by competition from China, a decision that will lead to tariffs of more than 100 percent on imports of that product.

The decision, in a 5 to 0 vote, marks the first time the U.S. will impose duties to compensate for tax breaks and other government subsidies to Chinese competitors.

"This marks a fundamental shift in U.S.-China trade relations," said Gilbert Kaplan, a lawyer for U.S. pipe makers. "It's the first time we've confronted their subsidies by putting duties on imports."

Two types of tariffs will apply to the Chinese pipe: countervailing duties, used to counter subsidies, will average 37.2 percent; and anti-dumping duties, to compensate for goods sold overseas at prices below those at home, will be 69.2 percent on 31 of the largest producers. Other companies face higher duties.

Under the direction of Senator Reed Smoot of Utah, the Republican party drafted the Fordney-McCumber tariff act in 1921 with an eye to increasing domestic firms' market share. Weakening labor markets in 1927 and 1928 prompted Smoot to propose yet another round of tariff hikes.

One thousand twenty-eight economists in the United States, organized by Paul Douglas, Irving Fisher, James TFG Wood, Frank Graham, Ernest Patterson, Henry Seager, Frank Taussig, and Clair Wilcox, signed a petition asking President Hoover to veto the legislation (New York Times, 5 May 1930). Automobile executive Henry Ford spent an evening at the White House trying to convince Hoover to veto the bill, calling it "an economic stupidity.

Retaliation began long before the bill was enacted into law in June 1930. As it passed the House of Representatives in May 1929, boycotts broke out and foreign governments moved to raise rates against United States products. In May 1930, Canada preemptively imposed new tariffs on 16 products that altogether accounted for around 30% of U.S. exports to Canada. Imports plunged two thirds from $4.4 billion (1929) to $1.5 billion (1933), and exports fell from $5.4 billion to $2.1 billion—in both cases, far more than the 50% fall in Gross Domestic Product.

Unemployment was at 7.8% in 1930 when the Smoot-Hawley tariff was passed, but it jumped to 16.3% in 1931, 24.9% in 1932, and 25.1% in 1933
Although Smoot-Hawley did not cause the great depression, it did make it much worse.

marko's picture

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what an insightful and informative post

posts like this make C&L look bad

Mickxotic's picture

marko @ 26:

ok we know McCain ias a douche

big fucking deal

what about FISA

i am still worked up about the bullshit obama is pulling and i want to hear more from C&L about it

are YOU going to be as silent as obama is?

Joe O.'s picture

“We have about - around the world, about 1.3 million people make most, if not all, of their living selling on eBay.”

Only a rich person would see Ebay the way McCain does. In order to make a living selling things on Ebay one has to have something to sell in the first place. Many folks that have had their homes foreclosed on or have lost their jobs in this economy are selling their remaining belongings just to survive.

ThunderMonkey's picture

I'm kinda leary of eBay now... With McCain's endorsement it feels like when you grandpa tells you that Nirvana is good band. I never listened to Nirvana again.

Dr. (Fast Eddie Hussein) Matt's picture

More proof that McGrampa is simply and clearly out of touch with reality.

L.A. Confidential's picture

What else is there to know about raw naked power?

They say . . "this is what we are doing to you today, and tomorrow" and people bend over and take it.

Mickxotic's picture

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MillionthMonkey's picture

Is he on acid? Even power sellers on Ebay rarely make above $10K / year there.

Left&Left's picture

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what an insightful and informative post

posts like this make C&L look bad

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L.A. Confidential's picture

It's really nothing unusual. I knew top tech execs in the 90's who didn't even use their computer 98% of the time.

Norwood Woman's picture

eBAY??? How about getting out and mowing lawns with a borrowed lawn mower? That's what a couple who rang my doorbell yesterday are doing. They explained they'd just lost their jobs and were hoping to get enough work to pay the rent.

Guess I should have told them they'd be better off selling stuff on eBay. Maybe they don't have a computer, though.

Dr. (Fast Eddie Hussein) Matt's picture

O/T: Sen. John McCain sported a bandage atop his head after a run-in with an automobile rooftop

He's really is the spitting image of incompetence of herr dubyah.

Carol's picture

Alex @ 38:

Yup...married Cindy in May 1980, retired from the Navy in 1981, ran for Congress immediately.

I believe that he worked for her Daddy while running for Congress and maybe for a short time before.

As for asking KBR and Blackwater, I think we can assume that it works well as long as you don't need to use whatever they are producing. If they are screwing up, how would we ever know? If on the other hand they are making batteries, we'd know immediately.

Different Anonymous's picture

Ol' Johnny might not be aware there is a not-so-incipient revolution among eBay sellers as they are rebelling against eBay's new policies that favor large, "Buy it Now" sellers over the small, mom and pop operations. What a surprise he'd be shilling for eBay given those policies.

As to his computer illiteramacy, even my 78 year old father can work a computer. Granted, it's a Mac and AOL but he can still send his own email. Doesn't need one of "his girls" to do it for him...

EconProf's picture

McCain is also an expert on battery technology and on off-shore drilling platform resistance to hurricanes. Perhaps there are other things he's not an expert on, such as whether the surge "is working" or what victory and surrender mean. Conversely, you may not need to be an ex-prisoner of war or shop in Iraqi market to know that leaving that war zone will jump start our economy.

fastfeat's picture

Pete @ 18:

Like the new 300 million to the winner of the giant leap battery idea. Like the battery people are holding out on developing a trillion dollar idea for a measly 300 mil. One thing I noticed is that repugs think offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people always works.

Not to mention paying Iraqis and Afghans with our tax dollars to sell us "enemies".

oldtree's picture

I wonder if anyone will give out the percentage of stolen goods, counterfeit goods and scams. Since ebay does it's best to eliminate any talk of monitoring or verification of the sellers, you have to figure it is the biggest fence ever made. And this kind of person is advising the candidate?
caveat emptor

L.A. Confidential's picture

Meg Whitman, founder of E-bay has been named as a dark horse candidate for the Vice Presidential slot in John McCain's 2008 presidential bid in case you wonder why McCain is "plugging away".

Joe O.'s picture

I wonder if McCain knows what Craigslist is? I bet he thinks its Larry Craig's list of potential airport men's room encounters.

Yellow Elephant Safari's picture

Joe O. @ 58:

I wonder if McCain knows what Craigslist is? I bet he thinks its Larry Craig's list of potential airport men's room encounters.

Actually, parts of it are.....sort of.

L.A. Confidential's picture

Whens McCain-MSM going to talk about this stuff instead of feeding the public a load of horseshit?

(June 18) RBS (Royal Bank of Scotland), one of the largest banks on the planet, warned of dire pending economic conditions, advising clients “to brace for a full-fledged crash in global stock and credit markets.”

earl's picture

A guy who has never had a job for one day of his life telling people to make a living on eBay .... sweet jeebus what happened to the US?

JPsy's picture

To bastardise the late, great George Carlin, not only is McCain full of shit, but the shit he's full of wasn't even originally his shit to start with! Dick Cheney and Karl Rove made the same observation in 2004 and 2007.

http://garthvh.com/post/2007/06/10/Karl-Rove-and-Dick-Cheney-on-eBay.aspx

The only question remaining is whether all three were squatted under the bull's sphincter at the same time, or whether Rove recycled Cheney's regurgitated bullshit, then proceeded to regurgitate it again for McCains perusal.

Either way, I feel quite ill after typing that...

J.

bert's picture

dumbass caveman!!!

earl's picture

Yellow Elephant Safari @ 59:

Joe O. @ 58:

I wonder if McCain knows what Craigslist is? I bet he thinks its Larry Craig's list of potential airport men's room encounters.

Actually, parts of it are.....sort of.

Is that where you have to think vertically, not horizontally?

unemployed's picture

You CAN make a fortune selling on the internet, provided the item has an "image" of the virgin Mary or some other religious icon on it. I have a t-shirt with a sweat stain that closely resemble Jesus Christ himself.

Snig's picture

“We have about - around the world, about 1.3 million people make most, if not all, of their living selling on eBay.”

Allowing burglars, pickpockets and car thieves access to a wider market with a smaller cut in profits then a traditional fence would take.

L.A. Confidential's picture

earl @ 61:

A guy who has never had a job for one day of his life telling people to make a living on eBay .... sweet jeebus what happened to the US?

Like George Carlin said, "this country is finished, it's been going down the tubes for a long time. People have have been bought off with gadgets and gimmicks, cell phones that make pancakes, no one ever questions anything."

Bush_MUST_Go's picture

I see McCain is once again recycling the neocon crap.... Cheney used this same crazy line years ago to convince people how great the economy was.....

"That's a source that didn't even exist 10 years ago," Cheney said, according to the Associated Press. "Four hundred thousand people make some money trading on eBay."

Cheney didn't elaborate as to how many of those folks might make a sustainable living doing so.

Democratic vice presidential candidate John Edwards responded that Cheney's comments show how "out of touch" he and President Bush are with the economy.

Ron's picture

unemployed @ 65:

You CAN make a fortune selling on the internet, provided the item has an "image" of the virgin Mary or some other religious icon on it. I have a t-shirt with a sweat stain that closely resemble Jesus Christ himself.

I have one that has drool on it. Want to trade?

Bitter Bud Hussein's picture

The only people making money on ebay are the owners. Have you seen the fees they charge lately to sell stuff? And then they double-fee you if you use PayPal. Ebay is a neo-con wet dream - get everyone to give up their stuff and then tax the living #$%& out of them in the name of "fees" and the "free market". Tools like Grandpa looooooove ebay!

Leslie [Hussein]'s picture

How is eBay the answer to poverty and recession? Is eBay going to write economic policy, lower gas prices, house the homeless, buy groceries and pay unemployment?

laryedwards's picture

I think that everyone should be aware of the Information Technology, whether he/she is a president or a upper middle class man. Today online IT Services are spreading worldwide. No one today can afford living without computer or IT Support services, whether we talk about selling Information Technology Services or buy them.

Radically Moderate's picture

I am guessing that McCain must have an amazing staff in his Senate office.

Terrible's picture

Well for fucks sake then lets nationalize the beer industry and let the mccains make a living selling homemade beer coasters on e-bay!

Bruce H.'s picture

McSame knows the internets exsists, wow I'm impressed!

SuavecitoMama's picture

Haven't had the time to read them all, but I would love for Johnny-Boy to tell us how people who can barely afford their groceries are supposed to get their hands on the technology to make EBay selling possible.
Digital Camera
Computer
Internet Connection
Etc.

editor's picture

I guess it means he doesn't read Crooks and Liars.....

earl's picture

eBAY .... and Katrina "worked out quite well" for the people of NOLA ---- where do these freaks come from?

I like pie's picture

Senile John McCain calls for nation wide strike; says, we should all quit our day jobs and start selling on E-bay.

earl's picture

Terrible @ 73:

Well for fucks sake then lets nationalize the beer industry and let the mccains make a living selling homemade beer coasters on e-bay!

Someone mentioned boycotting whatever Beer company she makes her $$$ from ...
seems like a perfect idea.

Faxe (10%) all the way!

shaggles's picture

I remember a couple years ago Cheney trying to claim that the economy was really better than had been reported and using 'all the money people are making on Ebay' as one of his key points.

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation's picture

Bitter Bud Hussein @ 70:

The only people making money on ebay are the owners. Have you seen the fees they charge lately to sell stuff? And then they double-fee you if you use PayPal. Ebay is a neo-con wet dream - get everyone to give up their stuff and then tax the living #$%& out of them in the name of "fees" and the "free market". Tools like Grandpa looooooove ebay!

Ebay helped our business stay afloat last year and earlier this year when business came to a standstill...but JUST barely, the posting fees, or whatever, they charge ya for everything they can...

bill doh's picture

Ron @ 69:

unemployed @ 65:

You CAN make a fortune selling on the internet, provided the item has an "image" of the virgin Mary or some other religious icon on it. I have a t-shirt with a sweat stain that closely resemble Jesus Christ himself.

I have one that has drool on it. Want to trade?

Want to throw in my jocky shorts with the shit stain that looks like gwb?
Got it at one of his photo ops.

ysbaddaden's picture

Vote for the punch drunk candidate!

He's only a little harder to understand than Mohammed Ali.

ysbaddaden's picture

unemployed @ 65:

You CAN make a fortune selling on the internet, provided the item has an "image" of the virgin Mary or some other religious icon on it. I have a t-shirt with a sweat stain that closely resemble Jesus Christ himself.

If you got the image of some long haired bearded dude in your t-shirt sweat stain

How do you know it's not Tommy Chong?

Scy's picture

Wonder if this old fool knows what electricity is.

El Progresso's picture

Maybe John can help George answer that age old question "Is Stupid a viable alternative to either Liberal or Conservative"?

OB's picture

E-Bay: Yeah, right. Take that "Yard Sale" sign off the front lawn, and sell your dreck on E-Bay! That's the ticket. Really, wtf's the difference b/t "making a living" off perpetual yard sales (which many communities prohibit) and E-Bay? This is a good thing? Anyone know the average net take of an E-Bay seller? The mean? Yeah, yeah, some are doing OK; most I am certain are not.

Pete's picture

fastfeat @ 55:

Pete @ 18:

Like the new 300 million to the winner of the giant leap battery idea. Like the battery people are holding out on developing a trillion dollar idea for a measly 300 mil. One thing I noticed is that repugs think offering huge amounts of tax dollars to people always works.

Not to mention paying Iraqis and Afghans with our tax dollars to sell us "enemies".

You've got it I was thinking something along those lines as well, not mention 50 mil for bin Laden

tyree's picture

marko @ 26:

ok we know McCain ias a douche

big fucking deal

what about FISA

i am still worked up about the bullshit obama is pulling and i want to hear more from C&L about it

are YOU going to be as silent as obama is?

definatly , we might get heath care if we sell out the constitution, hold on im sure they can think of a better reason to sellout!

Lollimom's picture

Having billionaire Meg Whitman as his puppetmaster is perfect. She made a fortune on an auction business that squeezes the little people for every nickel and dime ebay can get, and its a business that has raked in untold millions/billions off fraudulent sales of fakes, ripoffs, bootlegs, and pirated goods.

ebay has used the court system to absolve itself of all responsibility for connecting legitimate buyers with crooked sellers, even when copyright violations are screaming in its face. ebay pockets the money stolen from innocent buyers by wormy sellers.

Meg Whitman, former finance co-chair for millionaire Mitt Romney: perfect.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Just keep tossing us these predatory billionaires to help rip the heart out of our Constitution and turn it into a sales contract that protects Almighty Corporations.

The likes of Meg Whitman and John McCain: A match made in heaven for Controlled Media and the wealthy elite...and a hellish nightmare for 99+% of all other US Americans.

Dhalgren's picture

Oh sure, technical skills are not required for the Oval Office. You can't measure leadership!

And I'm sure not knowing the 14-year-old WWW has no effect on your ability to use the nuclear codes.

woody, tokin librul's picture

unemployed @ 65:
You CAN make a fortune selling on the internet, provided the item has an “image” of the virgin Mary or some other religious icon on it. I have a t-shirt with a sweat stain that closely resemble Jesus Christ himself.

i had a procedure a couple of years ago that left a huge bruise on the inside of my right thigh. as it went away, it began to resemble the 'virgin of guadalupe,' but it faded completely before i could get a photo on ebay, sadly

Pillow Pants's picture

This goes well with Bush's current universal healthcare plan of, "Go to the emergency room."

tyree's picture

people on e bay will buy anything !i allways said thier was only one man besides jesus who could sell his excrimate on ebay and people would snap it up , that man was elvis prestly, im all shook up!

kep306's picture

WTF!!!!!!

We live in the 21st century and the old geezer cant use a fracking computer. Even my 80 year old father can use a computer! I dont know what's worse between McSame not able to use a computer or someone even considering him for President?

Daisy Zimmerly's picture

I gave up drinking Coors beer when I found out they were huge contributors to right wing nuts. Now I have to give up Budweiser because of the McCain connection.

There must be at least one popular beer that we can buy without feeling like we are lining the pockets of folks like the McCains. I'll use the internet to investigate that.

Hey John, see how useful the internet can be. Helps us identify all the Corporate fascist/Republican connections so we can be smarter consumers.

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation's picture

Daisy Zimmerly @ 95:

I gave up drinking Coors beer when I found out they were huge contributors to right wing nuts. Now I have to give up Budweiser because of the McCain connection.

There must be at least one popular beer that we can buy without feeling like we are lining the pockets of folks like the McCains. I'll use the internet to investigate that.

Hey John, see how useful the internet can be. Helps us identify all the Corporate fascist/Republican connections so we can be smarter consumers.

Well, I think Coors, and Buttwiper beers suck...I drink Becks now, not sure about their political affiliation...if any...but I bet drinkin Sam Adams beer won't out money into the bank accts. of scumbags like McBain.

Paul's picture

e-Bay as a recessionary boom market is like saying that family farms can get rich off of FARM FORECLOSURE AUCTIONS!

Numinous's picture

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 97:

Daisy Zimmerly @ 95:

I gave up drinking Coors beer when I found out they were huge contributors to right wing nuts. Now I have to give up Budweiser because of the McCain connection.

There must be at least one popular beer that we can buy without feeling like we are lining the pockets of folks like the McCains. I'll use the internet to investigate that.

Hey John, see how useful the internet can be. Helps us identify all the Corporate fascist/Republican connections so we can be smarter consumers.

Well, I think Coors, and Buttwiper beers suck...I drink Becks now, not sure about their political affiliation...if any...but I bet drinkin Sam Adams beer won't out money into the bank accts. of scumbags like McBain.

Sam Adams is the better beer.

I'm from New York. I'm pretty partial to Sam Adams, and Brooklyn Beer.

Coors and Budweiser taste like seltzer water with mild beer flavoring. At least they do to me. I haven't drunk either in years.

I should point out that there are a lot of micro brews.

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kep306 @ 95:

WTF!!!!!!

We live in the 21st century and the old geezer cant use a fracking computer. Even my 80 year old father can use a computer! I dont know what's worse between McSame not able to use a computer or someone even considering him for President?

I loved George Carlin's comedy acts, but I would never have voted for him as president. The major reason? He was too OLD. I should also point out that he's (sadly) dead.

McCain is the same age as Carlin before he died.

Why is he even being considered? I'm telling you guys, they are going to switch him out with someone like Bloomberg. Jeb Bush, two months before the election.

I'd bet money on it.

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Numinous @ 99:

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 97:

Daisy Zimmerly @ 95:

I gave up drinking Coors beer when I found out they were huge contributors to right wing nuts. Now I have to give up Budweiser because of the McCain connection.

There must be at least one popular beer that we can buy without feeling like we are lining the pockets of folks like the McCains. I'll use the internet to investigate that.

Hey John, see how useful the internet can be. Helps us identify all the Corporate fascist/Republican connections so we can be smarter consumers.

Well, I think Coors, and Buttwiper beers suck...I drink Becks now, not sure about their political affiliation...if any...but I bet drinkin Sam Adams beer won't out money into the bank accts. of scumbags like McBain.

Sam Adams is the better beer.

I'm from New York. I'm pretty partial to Sam Adams, and Brooklyn Beer.

Coors and Budweiser taste like seltzer water with mild beer flavoring. At least they do to me. I haven't drunk either in years.

I should point out that there are a lot of micro brews.

Never had Brooklyn Beer...I like Sam Adams beers too, and ya can't help but really like the owner Jim Koch...I bet he's a hoot. I say he should be Obamas veep! Free beer tomorrow!

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Kansaskowboy @ 10:

Looks like McCain his getting ready to "fist pump" someone in the photo.

Thats a "terrorist fist jab"..get your facts straight!!!!

Wee Mousie's picture

That sounds like Robert Heinlein’s example from The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, where he described two Chinese businessmen who lived down a well and raised large, prosperous families that they supported by selling rocks to each other.

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liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 102:

Numinous @ 99:

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 97:

Daisy Zimmerly @ 95:

Well, I think Coors, and Buttwiper beers suck...I drink Becks now, not sure about their political affiliation...if any...but I bet drinkin Sam Adams beer won't out money into the bank accts. of scumbags like McBain.

Sam Adams is the better beer.

I'm from New York. I'm pretty partial to Sam Adams, and Brooklyn Beer.

Coors and Budweiser taste like seltzer water with mild beer flavoring. At least they do to me. I haven't drunk either in years.

I should point out that there are a lot of micro brews.

Never had Brooklyn Beer...I like Sam Adams beers too, and ya can't help but really like the owner Jim Koch...I bet he's a hoot. I say he should be Obamas veep! Free beer tomorrow!

In case you were curious, here's a link to a list of everything that Hensley distributes on their website: http://www.abwholesaler.com/hensley/ProductList

Yuengling has been my personal favorite for many years. It's a Pennsylvanian beer and the oldest in the country. Depending on where you're from you may not be able to get it and might not have even heard of it before. But, it's damn good and relatively cheap too (I can get it for $10 for a 12 pack here in Florida).

Dick Yuengling contributed pretty big to Bush and the RNC back in 2000 and 2002 and was even a delegate for the Republicans back in 2000, but gave nothing to them and contributed to Congressman Tim Holden (D - PA) in 2004 and 2006.

John's picture

E-bay's pretty good. I think pawn shops and blood banks are pretty good for the economy as well.

Wee Mousie's picture

That sounds like Robert Heinlein's example from The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress, where he described two Chinese businessmen who lived down a well and raised large, prosperous families, which they supported by selling rocks to each other.

Snore's picture

LOL. Figures McSame would say something like that. He's so goddamn clueless... the eBay market is dying a slow death and is already going out of style. Nobody wants to go through a drawn out auction when they know they want something, and nor do people like getting taken for a ride by paying twice the price. They're wise to eBay gougers.

WE ALL LOVE A LITTLE BUSH's picture

John McCain didn’t let his ignorance get in the way of speaking out WOOHOO...... IS THIS EVER A HABIT ???

i know that he has partnered with LIARMAN to complain that EBABE sounds a lot like a pornspot and we should outlaw it !!!

------do the republicans not understand from which end this man speaketh ?????
---------------it is a wonder he does not stuff breathmints up his own ass

E Pleb Neesta's picture

Wasn't the founder, now a billionaire, a tad on the liberal side?
And being attacked by the wrong wing nuts?

All worship the money maker.
And the right wing god said, "Let mammon wash away all sins, even liberalism."

E Pleb Neesta
GODISNOWHERE
Blessed are the cheese makers.

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anney @ 15:

McCain is VERY strange. He throws out ignorant solutions to huge problems America is facing. He doesn't care AND hasn't even thought about the problems. He's like someone who claims he's qualified to be a brain surgeon but didn't go to medical school.

Maybe when you're being supported by a millionnaire, you occupy such a rarified strata that there ARE no problems, and those who have them just didn't make the right choices like you did. IOW, it's their fault and nobody needs to be concerned about people with self-inflicted problems.

That's because he's a fucking rethuglicon! They have no real answers.

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92 woody, tokin librul

My butt is configured to have His image:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/85/Smiley.svg/800p...

Lloyd N.'s picture

Believe me, eBays' Meg Whitman is VERY protective of McGoo. Try getting too pointed about this travesty of a candidate and risk facing their censors and their ire.
Obama? Him you can slurr with all the GOP talking points, including the simian references and worse.
Not everyone is aware that eBay has become a campaign tool.

Sondra's picture

This is so pathetic I don't know what to say.

rooth terrorist fist jab baby mama hussein's picture

McCain admits he has to rely on that c*nt wife of his: (I have) "to rely on my wife for all of the assistance I can get.”" Including cash and jet rides. What a straight talker!

Well, at least he admits it. And, damn, she does it while running a business, a family, several charities, a drug habit, and embezzling money. Hell, let's elect her!

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moondancer @ 30:

e-bay might very well be a model for goopers. It is or has become a free market jungle with opportunity mixed with tons of predators. There is minimal protection but lots of chances to get fleeced. I guess thats the part McCain likes.

Speaking of getting fleeced, Ebay and Paypal themselves are the main concern with that.
Neither is even remotely easy to reach and get answers from should one have a problem.
I've never sold anything there, nor would I unless I really didn't get a shit about the money
I might receive, but I've had my account suspended just for sending some notes to sellers
asking about what they were selling (expiration dates they hadn't bother to list for printer
supplies). When something like that happens (being wrongly accused of spamming) there
is no way you're going to get a response from Ebay about it. Period.

All this nonsense is, by the way, well documented on numerous web sites, and You-Tube.

Would I risk my income by depending on these guys? Nope. Never.

Buying is less risky, but using a credit card is highly recommended. Why? Paypal has a
US$25 "dispute resolution fee." Disputing a charge with your card company is free. Not
to mention it is far, far less of a hassle, too.

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It's probably already been mentioned here, but Bush has also said this - within the last two years or so I think.

Re-PIGlics have absolutely NO idea what they're talking about obviously. But that's a trademark of re-PIGlics - they can't even pretend to know anything about the people they say they want to govern.

Winning the presidency is really about being in a position of power to control all the laws and the flow of taxpayer monies into their fat-cat pockets.
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Pillow Pants @ 105:

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 102:

Numinous @ 99:

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 97:

Sam Adams is the better beer.

I'm from New York. I'm pretty partial to Sam Adams, and Brooklyn Beer.

Coors and Budweiser taste like seltzer water with mild beer flavoring. At least they do to me. I haven't drunk either in years.

I should point out that there are a lot of micro brews.

Never had Brooklyn Beer...I like Sam Adams beers too, and ya can't help but really like the owner Jim Koch...I bet he's a hoot. I say he should be Obamas veep! Free beer tomorrow!

In case you were curious, here's a link to a list of everything that Hensley distributes on their website: http://www.abwholesaler.com/hensley/ProductList

Yuengling has been my personal favorite for many years. It's a Pennsylvanian beer and the oldest in the country. Depending on where you're from you may not be able to get it and might not have even heard of it before. But, it's damn good and relatively cheap too (I can get it for $10 for a 12 pack here in Florida).

Dick Yuengling contributed pretty big to Bush and the RNC back in 2000 and 2002 and was even a delegate for the Republicans back in 2000, but gave nothing to them and contributed to Congressman Tim Holden (D - PA) in 2004 and 2006.

thanks much!
Oh yeah. I like Yeungling , and I can forgive him for contributing to BushCo...
I will check out the link for sure.

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Now, McCain campaign aide Mark Soohoo reassured voters that “John McCain is aware of the Internet” and “You don’t actually have to use a computer to understand how it shapes the country.”

The above quote is akin to a virgin claiming they know everything about sex , including the feeling/sensation...............

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liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 118:

Pillow Pants @ 105:

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 102:

Numinous @ 99:

Never had Brooklyn Beer...I like Sam Adams beers too, and ya can't help but really like the owner Jim Koch...I bet he's a hoot. I say he should be Obamas veep! Free beer tomorrow!

In case you were curious, here's a link to a list of everything that Hensley distributes on their website: http://www.abwholesaler.com/hensley/ProductList

Yuengling has been my personal favorite for many years. It's a Pennsylvanian beer and the oldest in the country. Depending on where you're from you may not be able to get it and might not have even heard of it before. But, it's damn good and relatively cheap too (I can get it for $10 for a 12 pack here in Florida).

Dick Yuengling contributed pretty big to Bush and the RNC back in 2000 and 2002 and was even a delegate for the Republicans back in 2000, but gave nothing to them and contributed to Congressman Tim Holden (D - PA) in 2004 and 2006.

thanks much!
Oh yeah. I like Yeungling , and I can forgive him for contributing to BushCo...
I will check out the link for sure.

Guinness is the best beer on the planet ; followed by Bass Ale............

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MCMetal @ 119:

Now, McCain campaign aide Mark Soohoo reassured voters that “John McCain is aware of the Internet” and “You don’t actually have to use a computer to understand how it shapes the country.”

The above quote is akin to a virgin claiming they know everything about sex , including the feeling/sensation...............

Blast it all,

You gave away my secret!!!

bigmike601's picture

I am so fucking tired of listening to people who are obscenely wealthy, who do not have to worry about healthcare since they get it all for free, who do not have to carry cash or credit cards since they have "people" do that for them tell me what they are going to do for the economy. WTF do they really know? Its not them suffering from high gas prices, or sending their kids off to Iraq so that their oil buddies can get richer.

Make them walk in our shoes for a year before they claim their run for office, and their opinions would sure be allot different. They never had to argue with an insurance company to get what is due to them. The never have to worry if they can pay their mortgage or buy food. These people are so out of touch. That is why all this stupid crap comes out of their mouths since they are not living with the majority of Americans.

Jeon Ji-Yung's picture

For $1000 you can buy a copy of my get-rich-quick scheme on eBay. It's a quick read.

industrialvegan's picture

I just can't get over this weird sense of coincidence... eBay, huh? Surely, this is the most direct route to finding the enemy in the War of Terror...

Senate Housing Bill Requires eBay, Amazon, Google, and All Credit Card Companies to Report Transactions to the Government
Broad, invasive provision touches nearly every aspect of American commerce.

The Senate mortgage bill proposed by Sen. Chris Dodd (who was the recipient of a sweetheart deal on his mortgage from Countrywide, one of the beneficiaries of the bill) includes an attempt to sneak into law a requirement that all electronic payment processors send detailed transaction data to the federal government.

"...the bill specifically targets payment systems like eBay's PayPal, Amazon, and Google Checkout that are used by many small online businesses. The privacy implications for America's small businesses are breathtaking.'"...

http://www.freedomworks.org/newsroom/press_template.php?press_id=2571

bilhelm-axis of-X's picture

To sell on Ebay you need to make as much money as Cindy McCain or you'll never live with auction gouge seller's fees.

Edwin Hussein's picture

My father doesn't kow a thing about computers, yet sometimes he's an expert about them. Sound like McSame? It's cuz conservatives know everything.

Phil's picture

99% of people who "make a regular living from eBay" (and there aren't many--those figures likely include regular shops/businesses that also have an eBay storefront, which hardly counts) do so by importing the cheapest, lowest-quality shit from China and flogging it off to suckers.

Real sustainable economic development there, Johnny-boy!

LibertyLover's picture

....37% live in poverty.....

and just how many of these people have the extra money to buy a computer? or pay for internet service on a monthly basis? or have the time ( with the 3 "uniquely American" jobs that they are holding down to pay the bills) to surf the internet, or figure out the ins and outs of downloading digital pictures to their computer and uploading to eBay?

Boy, wouldn't it be nice if America actually MADE something anymore so that people might have the opportunity to have pride in something REAL? Is that really too much to ask?

Reasonstein's picture

Does McSame at least realize that sending a telegram has been discontinued a long while ago?

Corey Carroll's picture

It's pretty outlandish that he mentioned Ebay. I sold shit on Ebay around 3 years ago, for only about a year, and made very little money. I pretty much gave up. I have a rating of +188, but there is just too much competition on Ebay! How are you supposed to compete as a new seller with people who have ratings of +20,000 ??!?!

So, let's suppose Ebay actually supports 1 million americans as a full time job - which I don't believe. Do you think it could support 1 million more? I don't think so. Even if it could give 1 million more Americans a job, I doubt it would support 2 million more. This is so pitiful. If the unemployment rate is 5.5%, and let's say only 200 million Americans are of working age, that represents 11 million unemployed Americans.

And even if you had a full time job selling on Ebay, do they give you benefits like healthcare? (I'm not sure, but I think Power Sellers might get something like this - any Power Sellers care to comment?)

If you are into the cartoonist Tom Tomorrow, he had a great cartoon on this topic way back when.

Ben's picture

sorry turtle mcbush... you can't be president if you don't know to get around online (perhaps the greatest advancement in everyday technology and commerce in the past 20 years) let alone be able to operate a computer. he might as well say he doesn't know who george washington is, or that he can't point out Iraq on a map.

Cranky Media Guy's picture

John McCain is "aware of the Internet." Great. I'm aware of the moon, but that doesn't mean that I've been there.

onehandle's picture

eBay is dying. Just like McBush's campaign.

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation's picture

MCMetal @ 120:

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 118:

Pillow Pants @ 105:

liberalDAPofDESTINYmoderation @ 102:

In case you were curious, here's a link to a list of everything that Hensley distributes on their website: http://www.abwholesaler.com/hensley/ProductList

Yuengling has been my personal favorite for many years. It's a Pennsylvanian beer and the oldest in the country. Depending on where you're from you may not be able to get it and might not have even heard of it before. But, it's damn good and relatively cheap too (I can get it for $10 for a 12 pack here in Florida).

Dick Yuengling contributed pretty big to Bush and the RNC back in 2000 and 2002 and was even a delegate for the Republicans back in 2000, but gave nothing to them and contributed to Congressman Tim Holden (D - PA) in 2004 and 2006.

thanks much!
Oh yeah. I like Yeungling , and I can forgive him for contributing to BushCo...
I will check out the link for sure.

Guinness is the best beer on the planet ; followed by Bass Ale............

Guinness, while quite delicious is not the best beer on the planet...the best beer is Pilsner Urquell...fresh on tap, it can't be beat!

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