GOP Delegate gets drugged and robbed in Minneapolis hotel tryst
By John Amato Thursday Sep 18, 2008 7:30pm
This story reads like something out of a hard boiled, detective novel.
He met her in the bar of the swank hotel and invited her to his room. Once there, the woman fixed the drinks and told him to get undressed. And that, the delegate to the Republican National Convention told police, was the last thing he remembered. When (Gabriel Nathan Schwartz) awoke, the woman was gone, as was more than $120,000 in money, jewelry and other belongings.
The thief's take stunned cops. "It's very, very, very rare," Minneapolis Police Sgt. William Palmer said. "I can think of a couple of burglaries where we had that much stolen, but it's the first time I've heard of this kind of deal."
"It's embarrassing to admit that I was a target of a crime. I was drugged and had about $50,000 of personal items stolen, not the inflated number that the media is reporting from an inaccurate police report," he said.
Those Republicans sure know how to get involved in some very wild sexual situations. I'm changing my mind now and think that Republicans should go to Hollywood and make movies. They have very active imaginations. Schwartz was interviewed repeatedly and was a real wise guy.
During the convention, Schwartz wasn't shy about talking to the media. In an Associated Press article about Sen. John McCain's acceptance speech, Schwartz was quoted as saying that as far as oratorical skills go, McCain "has more experience in his little pinkie" than Democratic nominee Barack Obama.
In an interview filmed the afternoon of Sept. 3 and posted on the Web site LinkTV.org, Schwartz was candid about how he envisioned change under a McCain presidency. "Less taxes and more war," he said, smiling. He said the U.S. should "bomb the hell" out of Iran because the country threatens Israel.
Asked by the interviewer how America would pay for a military confrontation with Iran, he said the U.S. should take the country's resources. "We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money," he said. "We deserve reimbursement.
Sure, just bomb Iran and take their oil. Just brilliant. Well for brilliant republicans like him, there happened to be a story book ending.
A few hours after the interview, an unknown woman helped herself to Schwartz's resources.
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Huh....Was she wearing frameless glasses and hunting vest?
Why does this guy look familiar? Wasn't he in the news recently?
No doubt the woman was a Democrat fed up with this repug's crap!
Whenever I am out of town on business I carry $50k worth of stuff.
WTF? Did she steal his Suburban along with his Timex?
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!
Well, if that don't beat all.
Hmmmmmmmm? maybe there is a Gawd?
Poetic Justice.
Now he knows how the taxpayers feel, for the past 8 years of republican governance.
Kinda late on this one aren't you Amato?
so this loudmouth gets beat up by a tranny that he's taken back to his hotel room to hang him upside down and beat his testicles w/ a pair of high heel shoes, and now he's claiming he got "robbed." dude, that kind of action costs money. damn, these rethugs always want to game the system. now he wants his insurance company to pay off on his swollen "jewels."
Is this even news?
Politicians living immoral lives will be as true as long as there are politicians.
Granted, the guy's an asshole. He thinks he's Messalina in a GOP guy's body. There's bigger news out there, such as the GOP dropping charges on people whose only crime was to exercise their first amendment rights. Compared to an egregious example of taking a crap on the Constitution, a GOPer's sexual excesses are pocket change.
Hypocrisy makes for a good story, but not for good news.
manny @ 8:
This kinda prick probably wants a bailout. All his buddies do.
120K? Oh wait, "inaccurate police report" - 50K? Not even if they ripped all the bling off P Diddy. Smells like an insurance scam to me.
And I refuse to believe in Karma. Clearly this guy had it coming to him.
I do not believe this story.... No way was he drugged by a woman. He is a GOP'er.
This ass got robbed by a hooker and we all know it.
Not the jewel encrusted cock ring !!!!!
When yah play with the big boyz you might get hurt. Should have kept the toilet paper off the sole of yer shoe.
Excellent. It's 2am here in Ireland, I'm drunk and I can now go to bed with a smile on my face!!
Miatch @ 12:
Hindu skeptic's bumper sticker: My karma ran over my dogma.
mudshark @ 5:
Ditto! :)
Who hasn't hooked up for anonymus sex? This is a non-political issue. We love Bill Clinton, and he was sleeze bag when it comes to Sexual activity!
Wow, could not have happened to a bigger asshole! It's like the story of the economy! Die Republicans, DIE!
I imagine the repubs are just happy it wasn't a dude.
slomojoe @ 11:
Nobody carries around that much loot, unless they are trying to buy a large amount of drugs. Sounds to me like he got ripped off.
Hey Gabriel - the Pleistocene Epoch called. They want you back.
Why did he complain? She clearly supports his "take other people's stuff by force" outlook. I guess it's only okay when you have government approval.
At first I was like, Man thats wrong, puttin the dudes face out there like that. I mean that could have been me or anybody i know(minus the republican operative with 50-100 grand worth of stuff to steal part) Then came the quotes. Priceless. And yeah, it does sound like an insurance scam.
I saw this guy, I think it was on the Daily Show. The guy has a great big target that says 'Sucker' stamped. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
must have been robin hood's sister
evening things up, by redistributing this
asswips stolen riches and giving them back
to the deprived working class as she shopped.
“We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money,” he said. “We deserve reimbursement."
And you wonder why they want nukes.
I used to think that most Republicans worshiped Maj. Frank Burns as their role model. But Mr. Schwartz reveals that, for some, George Costanza is the man to emulate. And this guy is embarrassed because he was the "target of a crime"? To echo mudshark' comment:
BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa.......
Once there, the woman fixed the drinks and told him to get undressed. And that, the delegate to the Republican National Convention told police, was the last thing he remembered. When (Gabriel Nathan Schwartz) awoke, the woman was gone, as was more than $120,000 in money, jewelry and other belongings.
Kind of like what Bush has done to Americans.
slomojoe @ 11:
It's the republican thing to do. Oh the humanity!
At least he still had his kidneys when he woke up.
Who travels with $50,000.00 in cash and jewelry.
Farkin' Icehole.
Prof.
Man, a guy who got rolled by some broad he met off the street has no right to basis to argue about someone else's qualifications(or lack thereof).
IOKIYAR!
"A few hours after the interview, an unknown woman helped herself to Schwartz’s resources."
Wooo, poetic justice!
only $50K? proof, once again, that crime does not really pay . . . i mean, first that chick had to listen to this creep in the bar, and then she had to see him naked . . .
Check out Schwartz's commercial for his law firm. Hilarious!
Are you sure it was a girl he met. You know he''s a Republican.
I thought only rappers carried that type of cash.
I guess he was going to make it rain.
The women going to get a fed bailout?
as far as oratorical skills go, McCain “has more experience in his little pinkie” than Democratic nominee Barack Obama.
That comment tells you everything you need to know about this shit head.
Prof Challenger @ 32:
Oh yes, republicans know how the poor suffer.
Someone that young did not make that much money himself. Guaranteed, he is the welfare recipient of rich wingnut parents.
Many smart but poor people could have used that money to go to college. This idiot uses it as a signpost: "Rob me. I'm the retarded child of rich parents."
gallery @ 14:
*yank*
now you're a libertatian!
slomojoe @ 11:
Yeah,$50K worth of belongings, what's up with that?
Dirtandiron @ 44:
His suit, shoes, watch, and wedding ring cost that much.
Since when is a republican into hetero sex?
Holy wide stance Batman! He should have gone to the Minneapolis airport men's restroom.
Morse @ 37:
omg!
Who the hell carries 50 large around with them?
gallery @ 14:
Dude...you're my new hero.
Was Senator Larry Craig accounted for during this time period?? Mark Foley have an alibi?
cheesesauce @ 47:
*fixed*
Should have stayed at the Y.M.C.A.
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
They have everything that you need to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ............................
Hey without guys like this we wouldn't be here.
EPIC FAIL
hell when i was younger i got an erection everytime i opened up my billfold, its all good!
Women of America - 1
Douche bags - 0
I smell a fraudulent insurance claim.
getalife @ 28:
It should also be noted that he makes no apologies for wanting to bomb Iran because in his view Iran poses a threat to Israel while never acknowledging that Iran may be seeking to protect itself from Israel's 200 to 300 nuclear weapons.
“We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money,” he said. “We deserve reimbursement.... A few hours after the interview, an unknown woman helped herself to Schwartz’s resources. "
hm, i wonder where the unknown woman planted her flag. i sure know where this one would plant hers! *lol*
I kinda felt bad for this guy, but then i watched the video.
http://www.twincities.com/columnists/ci_10470772?nclick_check=1
L.A. Confidential @ 45:
haven't you seen his commercial? this guy is men's warehouse and zale jewelry all the way
You just have to love it when a political stooge gets taken - especially a drill-here-now type. Exactly the kind of guy you'd expect to be wearing a $30,000 watch. I love the way he bragged it was $120,000 worth and later backpedaled in embarrassment (blaming police, of course). On top of that, the dickhead is a lawyer - priceless!
Maybe the DNC should recruit hookers to work RNC events ...
"He met her in the bar of the swank hotel and invited her to his room."
Yeah, right. "Her".
Orangutan. @ 52:
Yeah foley only likes 'em young and Craig faints at the sight of a vagina.
Talk about yesterday's news. This story's been out for days.
KARMA'S A BITCH!!!!!! EAT IT ASSHAT!!!!!
Who the hell carries around $120,000 worth of merchandise around with them? I'd have to work for six years and I'd barely touch that.
The douchebag got what he deserves.
Here is what I find most interesting: the full news story says: "The haul included a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, a necklace valued at $5,000, earrings priced at $4,000 and a Prada belt valued at $1,000, police said." It also says that the "victim" (snicker) describes himself as a "single guy." So, what is a single guy doing at the Republican National Convention with a $5,000 necklace, $4,000 earrings, and a $1,000 Prada belt? Is that typical fashion for a single Republican guy? Being a married Democrat, I don't even have any necklaces, earrings, or Prada belts of my own.
purvis ames @ 67:
I read it on Talking Points Memo Tuesday.
He's so brilliant that he was taken by a prostitute!
bearclaw @ 70:
Maybe it is some weird fetish thing where he makes the hooker wear his mothers jewelery.
One thing that Gabriel Schwartz didn't bother mentioning to police was that when he did finally awake it was with a size 9 asshole.
* (I mention his full name for SEO purposes and you should too)
KARMA!
bearclaw @ 70:
Sounds like an insurance fraud scam.
Is that pix of Gabriel Schwartz photoshopped? Or is he really a mook?
BTW, his asshole was a size 5 before that fateful night.
bomb iran and take the oil. sounds like he is promoting a war crime. is this legal?
bearclaw @ 70:
Prada belt? $4 grand earrings? He must be one of those small-town folks Palin lectures about. And they call us elitists.I would not be able to identify a Prada belt if my life depended on it. Prada Belt sounds like something in outer space like an asteroid belt.
Did he list $50,000 worth of cocaine on the police report?
If anyone is eventually arrested for robbing Gabriel Schwartz it will most likely be a transvestite hooker. Then Gabriel Schwartz will try to claim that he was just trying to save his soul for Jesus like any good Christian would have tried to do.
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won't you come home with me
Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
She probably got $12.37 and a couple of slices of cold pizza, the rest of the $120,000 is what he is scamming from his insurance company, though there seems to be more justice in the other version so I hope that it is true. He has the same foreign policy as McCain-Palin, but he is just a little less discrete about what he says in public.
This is one of the best ways I can think of to fuck a republican. Please ladies follow this example as many time as possible. Bahhahahahahahahaha!
Holly came from miami f.l.a.
Hitch-hiked her way across the u.s.a.
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her leg and then he was a she
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
Candy came from out on the island
In the backroom she was everybodys darling
But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls go
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
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(doo)
Little joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hustle here and a hustle there
New york city is the place where they said
Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said hey joe, take a walk on the wild side
Sugar plum fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the apollo
You should have seen him go go go
They said, hey sugar, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh
Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was james dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that dash
She said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
I said, hey honey, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls say
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
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One word: Schmuck.
Gabriel Schwartz : guess he wasn't listening to the speeches about family values
http://religionblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/09/i-guess-he-wasnt-lis...
Looks for all the world like Gabriel Nathan Schwartz had his own little "Crying Game" in St. Paul a few weeks ago. At least those GOP a-holes left SOME money in St. Paul.
From http://religionblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/09/i-guess-he-wasnt-lis... on Gabriel Schwartz
Posted by Nucular Nucular @ 6:07 PM Wed, Sep 17, 2008
The Lord works in mysterious ways indeed......
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
But seriously, this kid later said that the moral of the story is that men can also get date raped. I don't think he was joking, either. What a pathetic loser.
Would it be possible that the stuff he got stolen (LOL) were insured? That would explain his calling the police, filing an inflated police report, and making an ass out of himself for our entertainment.
Looks like she planted a flag on his ass and drank his milkshake. Occasionally the universe is in tune.
Maybe he/she donated a portion of it to Obama...
Let's make this page the first hit on any Google search for Gabriel Schwartz!
LOLz!
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Chuck @ 88:
I watched the video of that guy, and all I can say is, WHAT A TOOL!
Trust me..Somebody who comes across like a total jackass deserves to get wiped out..
lol
ENJOY!!
In all honesty, I'm glad the clown didn't get hurt, or worse.
But you can bet, someone is laughing their ass off as we speak.
I guess he's never heard of keeping a low profile.
And I have to agree with someone up there. Definitely a hooker.
Obama camp put the call out for cash tonight. Time for the various media markets is being gobbled up and they need to saturate it.
I gave some more tonight. If you can afford a few bucks, or more, head over and drop some in.
barackobama.com
Why didn't the Republican Christian God protect him?
Baby Jesus knows what he's doing. Repent ass wipe!
"Silly Republican, tricks are for dicks."
Any bets on how long before he's booted from his two man law firm?
Gabriel Schwartz Gabriel Schwartz Gabriel Schwartz
nobody in particular @ 95:
Geez, I could only make it too the 2.5 minute mark. What an asshole!
"“We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money,” he said."
Did she plant a flag in him, or at least leave a cocktail swizzle stick sticking out of his butt?
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma, Chameleon!
RNC robbery victim in interview: Iran should be bombed next
the tranny should have tatooed a swastika on schwartz's forehead.
Esteban @ 22:
Are you sure?
Chuck @ 100:
Did you watch the ad?
Looks like he's the "smart" one !!!
And I thought repus didn't do irony!
cheesesauce @ 32:
Looking for a bail out.
bearclaw @ 70:
It sounds like theres a fencing operation (in stolen goods) going on at RNC functions, was this stuff he bought cheap off some Fagin there !?
half that stuff is woman's bling, not red blooded male stuff.
What a jerkoff. A $30,000 watch?!?!?
unless he is Rudys other half, and carries his paste for him...
Could the truth be this?
Colorado Gabriel Schwartz attorney sinking under a mountain of debt incurred through high living and a failed law firm attempts to defraud his insurance company by claiming that he was robbed of $120,000 worth of valuables?
Chuck @ 113:
is he a Republican, is the Pope Catholic, do ducks swim !!!!
Captain Bitter Angry Kangaroo @ 106:
1) no male prostitues with crystal meth?
2) no female prostitues with a diaper?
3) no emails to congressional male pages?
4) no toe tapping in a public men's room before the encounter?
This guy's not a Republican. The whole thing must have been staged.
nobody in particular @ 95:
WOW!
Gabriel is the poster child for douchebags everywhere! There should be a telethon with, I dunno, Chad Everett, showing his drunk ass every five minutes......
Chuck @ 93:
Its the first hit!!! He's famous.
MountainMan23 @ 104:
OMG. This is a truly frightening person.
And out of curiosity, is there a single Republican out there that doesn't say nu-cu-lar? Really.
He looks like the mutated offspring of Rob Reiner and Tony Stewart.
Give the 'robber' a Medal of Freeberty!
You gotta believe that this shmuck is desperately hoping they don't catch the miscreant. Odds are they'll discover he's got a unit and Shwartz will be out of the closet.
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=3906861&cl=9796194&ch=4...
Fox [Deleted. How about calling her a "talking head"? Plenty of words or phrases to use other than the one you chose. thanks. Site Monitor] gets owned by the CBC!
This is classic!
Having victimized the guy for personal gain and no good reason, I'd say the thief deserves reimbursement. If I follow what passes for Republican logic, that is.
Chuck @ 121:
This is the CBC commentary: http://www.cbc.ca/canada/story/2008/09/05/f-vp-mallick.html
LOLZ!
It's just to bad she didn't kick the crap outta this SCHMUCK!
Who cares????
Amitola @ 125:
WTF?
Obviously a lot of us.
What's your problem?
There is a Goddess and she is good......
Um, I don't know about you, but I sure don't travel with $50,000 worth of goodies and money. Hell, a robber couldn't even get that much out of my house!
Good ol' republicans... don't forget, they are the moral compassionate party.
Morse @ 38:
Thanks, that was the top!
http://sandslaw.us/commercial1.html
Damn embedded Flash player doesn't work for me (again...), so I couldn't hear what they were saying, but my first thought was:
"Would I hire a lawyer who looks like (and probably is) a part time valet at a strip club?"
cray86 @ 20:
Not under the Family Values Flag.
bilhelm-Trollop-X @ 129:
I bet they sell dodgy second hand cars too...
purvis ames @ 67:
Ya' but I get my news here.
I'll bet this smiley photo was taken before the burglary. Most Republicans are either, rich or stupid. This guy falls into both categories. Why did he imagine that any attractive woman would want to have sex with him?
fastfeat @ 130:
Imagine the cheesiest advert at your local cinema, thats what it sounds like.
I would be ashamed to put my name to something like that, or be in it without a mask.
Billy Hussein Pilgram @ 134:
money
There are so many Yiddish words that describe this poor Jewboy, it's tragically hilarious. You don't have to be from Nuyawk to enjoy them, but it helps.
Pure, undiluted, industrial strength awesome.
Yes indeedy.
Well, at least she didn't plant a flag in his ass.
I dont know what is better, what happened to that sap or the comments on this thread.
After hearing his comments before he was liberated of his possessions it was with great happiness that I realized this rich prick just pled 'guilty' to extreme stupidity and allowed the country to hear his comments, and they reveal more about him than the police report. Another Armani suit wearing, Lexus driving prick with too much money and no class (or common sense)
Hope your law firm tanks fuckstick.
MountainMan23 @ 107:
Scary on the one hand, as in how stupid people get law degrees, and hilarious on the other, a couple carnival barkers in bad suits
This story is kind of like the early Seinfeld were George goes to a job interview in a nice new suit and convinces a hot woman on the bus that he's a Wall Street playa. She lures him to a hotel, handcuffs him to the bed posts and robs him. When she discovers George has no cash, she steals his suit.
The show ends with George entering the coffee shop in a bedsheet. You had to laugh. Just like now...
cray86 @ 20:
Yeah and the hypocritical Repubs gave him h*ll for it. this guy's claim sounds like insurance fraud
U.S. should take the country’s resources. “We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money,” he said. “We deserve reimbursement.
Guess the prostitute took his advice she/he took his resources...probably planted a "flag"...took the oil and the money and having to do it to that mug she/he "deserved" the reimbursement
May the Swchartz be with you. Muhaha
As they say, "this couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!" During the Greedy Ol' Perverts convention, this ass was interviewed by Pacifica Radio. They asked him what he wanted out of a McCain admin. and he began spouting that he wanted "less taxes and more war" and spewed these lines about how we should just rip on Iran and take everything. Having heard it live, I have been outraged at the thought of this sick bastard ever since (I have also quoted him often, as a shock technique). Can we all get together and give this grifter lady (I say with total respect) an award, an ambassadorship? Then to just to add to the implicit justice, let's parachute this guy into Iran for some creative dismemberment.
We should get reimbursement for bombing and invading a country.....hmmmm. The man has no moral compass like the majority of the Republican Party.
And something tells me this woman was from out of town and came in for the convention. She saw business and came to work. Probably didn't even have to have sex with the guy.
It always cracks me up when conservatives say liberals are the naive ones.
they list two clients on their law website -- some Republican running for governor in '06 and this (whatever this is) Russian fashion outfit:
http://www.emperormoth.com/
i'm guessing schwartz's daddy gave him a bunch of money and bought his way through law school.
i will add to just remember that somebody this screwed up was almost certainly abused in some manner as a child -- and i'm not joking here folks.
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