November 26, 2009 11:00 AM
Glenn Beck rules out Palin/Beck 2012: "What, I'm gonna take a backseat to a chick?"
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Yeah, Glenn, it's a "joke." We get it. We get that you're a former shock jock, that you don't actually believe a single word you say, and that you will say anything for money. We get that the vice-presidency is even further out of your league than it is for Palin, and that's saying a lot.
Sadly, we get that it's way below your current pay-grade, too.
We also get that you're an infantile jerk.
With all the emphasis on abstinence only education, as well as with the predilections of many conserve men, it's difficult to find a conservative male willing to take a chick to a back seat.
Oops, dyslexia, never mind......
Corruption favors the wealthy.
as ignorant as palin is
she is far smarter than beck.
The Palin worshipers aren't going to like this coming from Beck.
I can only hope a comment like this might negatively impact his popularity amongst women at least...
But well... The other crap that comes out of his blow-hole hasn't exactly driven people away, so why should this?
"I could give a flying crap about the political process.... We're an entertainment company."
- Glenn Beck - Forbes interview; April 26, 2010
comparing Mary Landrieu to a hooker?
he knows most Palin worshippers are Beck worshippers, too. One in the same.
The strongest reaction this'll get out of any of those droolers is maybe a few moments of heavy blinking.
Now, THAT's FUNNY!
I wouldn't discourage the Republicans from giving Beck-Palin serious consideration.
We never thought Bush could take the office either.
Twice
me-oww!
I thought - never in a million years. Not once and certainly never twice!
So much for my predictions, eh?
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
for bush!
But I think beck shows the immaturity of the average republican.
It is one more sign that republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness that is killing America!
suggest that she or Cheney, or any other unqualified criminal run for the office, as if 'loss' is a forgone conclusion. It's as if they forgot that the biggest bumbling stupe ever to walk the earth that was not struck down by Darwin, took the office--twice.
I only want qualified people running, whether I agree with them or not. It's not a game, reality teevee, or a vehicle to use to become famous; it's SERIOUS BUSINESS.
And Dobbs and Palin think they have the bones to do this? Seriously? And now maybe Beck? Man. They must be made of brass. Who knows. If enough of the sycophantic Beckian Zombie Army 9/12 Teabaggers think he should, he just might try, which turns the process into a bigger joke than Lee Atwater or Karl Rove could have ever dreamed of doing themselves.
me-oww!
(quoted for truth)
"We'll take 2004 in a cakewalk."
-- Terry McAuliffe, DNC Chairman
"I only want qualified people running"
Tell me again what Obama's qualification were again?
"It's not a game, reality teevee, or a vehicle to use to become famous; it's SERIOUS BUSINESS"
Couldn't agree with you more. That's why we're in so much trouble. Turns out being President is a lot harder then being elected President. Not to worry, a year from now both Houses will be set straight, and two long years after that this disastrous experiment will be over.
We can be sure of one thing, #45 will have more on their resume then "Community Organizer" and 2 years in the US Senate.
"Tell me again what Obama's qualification were again?"
1. Attractive and articulate
2. Ivy league educated
3. Center right platform
4. Approved and vetted by the "board of directors"
5. African American
6. Center right neo liberal platform
7. Wall Street friendly
8. Not a progressive
#9 EDUCATED
oh right, #2 sorry :)
#10 Not mcgramps and mcslut.
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vote for the current POTUS, I really am not qualified to answer the qualifications question you ask.
Just because people post on this board, it doesn't mean they all march to the same drummer.
What a stupid goddamned assumption on your part.
me-oww!
You mean like the way the Dems won house seats in this last election?
Yep, congress will be set right by electing more actual Dems and rejecting you treasonous rethugs.
Now, little bitter person, go grab your gold, guns, & god while you quiver in fear in your momma's basement.
If we put another republican into office it is the end of America!
republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness that is killing America!
Scary world.
You voted for Boosh.
Twice.
What is your conceptual, continuity?
Yeah, and we can go back to spying on Americans, suspension of habeus corpus, talk about escalating two wars instead of drawing down one and trying to resolve the other to a point where we can end it, suspend all financial regulations, privatize Social Security, make Halliburton wealthier, make the insurance industry wealthier, the financial industry wealthier,..
I wish it wasn't taking so long for a lot of things that need to happen to happen but solving eight years (30 years) of problems in ten months is unrealistic. I'm trying to remain optimistic and its hard but after only ten months, I'm stayin' the course for now.
Now, I'm not sure if you mean that Congress will be set straight in a year because more D's than R's get in, I think you're right about the "Community Organizer" thing but Obama was a sitting Senator after he was a State Representative after he was a CO but you knew that and were probably taking a shot at him. I may not vote for him in 2012 because who knows right now whether he'll run or be able to beat back another D in the primary if someone wants to take him on, I sort of hope its Alan Grayson, but no matter what, we can't let the republican'ts back into power; it would be the death of America. We can thank w for very little but a glimpse of how bad republican't leadership is is something we should be glad is OVER.
End the w tax cuts on the rich today; get w on trial for war crimes now.
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
Right wing humor...mean, never funny and always at somebody's expense.
I thought you were describing this post, which of course isn't funny and as ALWAYS based on insult and a stupid photoshop picture.
That's the point, the post isn't trying to be funny but descriptive.
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I also believe that to right wingers meanness, cruelty, misogyny, racism, gay bashing, etc. is comedy gold.
"I'm really concerned about how mean and immature C&L is by photoshopping an image of Glenn Beck."
Give it a rest. If you are sincere perhaps the internets aren't the place for you to be hanging out.
I don't like Beck. I don't like hypocrisy either. Especially wrapped in "progressive" thought.
Photo shopping our enemies is beneath us
First, it's so easy and pedestrian. Beck is a sick man, very sick. Mocking him isn't funny. it is SAD.
Second, it's so immature, high school, childish
Third, it's what the enemy does, it is PROPAGANDA in it's lowest form...literally
Fourth, would Jesus photoshop his brother Beck? Beck is a sick man, very sick.
And I have to explain this to you! Is the C&L audience so lowbrow? Do you guys make "fart noise" contests at family gatherings? Do you watch midget wrestling?
Come on!
Then becky should couch his references to more acceptable terms; he's getting wealthy by BROADCASTING them, not confining them to a online site.
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If I look into a toilet and see poop I am not surprised. If you turn on a TV and see opinion and consent being manufactured in real time, you should not be surprised.
Even Chomsky sees that Palin, Beck and Rush are focusing on working class people. Something the Democrats pretend to do but don't.
They of course HATE working class people, but they pretend to love them, just like the Dems!
You're the only one who seems surprised
Or likes to watch his own poop.
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The more I think about the future the more I see poop. Millions of Americans who simply can't live without air conditioning and new SuVs will find themselves without food.
You think about food and poop at the same time?
How crapulent of you.
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With your simultaneous oral and anal fixations I think Freud would have a label for you:
"What a weirdo."
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Gracias!
Your concern trolling is proof that you lack one.
I assume people said the same thing to Charlie Chaplin when he was making 'The Great Dictator'. Good thing for the world he did not listen to their staid advice.
Humor is a very powerful weapon when used a against someone that takes themselves seriously and is seen as a threat.
It is also non-violent, non-threatening and therefore peaceful.
Photoshopping your enemies may be beneath you, but you do not speak for everyone around here.
I see your post as hypocritical in that you go on to belittle, demean
and call people that mock others derogatory names.
Puns used to be the highest form of comedy, and photoshopping is often nothing short of visual puns.
I got a chuckle out of the Beck as baby picture, and I think that it spoke truthfully about his behaviour described in this post.
You just made a Republican style false equivalence.
Beck is bad news but he is no Hitler. As much as I despise Beck he is not Hitler.
"Humor is a very powerful weapon"
Calling this photoshop "humor" is accurate...for a third grader!
"Puns used to be the highest form of comedy"
Really? On the back of the bus maybe.
"I got a chuckle out of the Beck as baby picture, and I think that it spoke truthfully about his behaviour described in this post."
Want me to pull your finger? Wanna give me a wedgie?
"Photoshopping your enemies may be beneath you, but you do not speak for everyone around here."
Obviously!
"I see your post as hypocritical in that you go on to belittle, demean and call people that mock others derogatory names". Show me where I name call?
Charlie Chaplin was one of the greatest minds in comedy history, and you use him to support your odd version of Godwin's Law?
Humor is a powerful weapon, and this was how Chaplin was using it in The Great Dictator. Although I'm no fan of tine fey, she may've helped in destroying sarah palin's popularity with the independent voter.
Actually puns were very popular with the ancient Romans, who thought the proper response was a groan. A pun is using a word with a double-meaning that's not mispronounced for it's effect like a malapropism, a spoonerism or a barbarism. It can be quite difficult to work with and takes a great deal of mental acumen and gyrations.
And beck's photo as a baby seems appropriate to his infantile humor which this post is about, and how he actually does look somewhat babyish, despite his nasty tongue, and warped mind.
And where you name call is: "....for a third grader!...On the back of the bus maybe....Want me to pull your finger? Wanna give me a wedgie?..."
And the obviousness of the last point seemed to have eluded you, but you use the classic offense is a good defense ploy, of simply trying to deflect the point (unsuccessfully).
And that's just one comment. Care to try again?
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That baby picture of Beck gave me a good laugh.
Nicely done, bluegal!
..unconscionable and shameless but we expect nothing less from that dolt (Merriam Webster defines "dolt" as : a stupid person). Us calling him a "prostitute" is metaphorical in that he has sold himself for big bucks for the sole purpose of delegitimizing the President and his agenda. People on this blog had unfairly called Sen. Landrieu a "prostitute" for selling her vote on health insurance when the republican't gov. and the republican't sen. both postured for the additional Medicaid money also..
so jhunter is right and I for one, promise to try and keep the attacks on the becks and palins and limpbaughs limited to their policies and scruples and not on their persons. But I have do have to say, I do think beck is a dolt and limpbaugh is fat and shouldn't be bouncing around on a stage, any stage. (I'm fat but not as fat as he is and I was offering a little advice to him possibly encouraging him to lose weight.)
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
But the false equivalency is comparing a private website with a public broadcaster.
Or as some conservaturds might argue, more people agree with beck than Blue Gal/ John Amato, because beck's richer.
And Sen. Landrieu was personally insulted for taking a political stance, whatever her motive, whereas on the subject of the thread becky was faulted for taking an infantile stance.
And not only that Landrieu didn't vote on the issue per se, but for cloture to end debate. Once the vote is taken we'll know how she voted, but not necessarily about the particulars.
And the difference between making fun or limpballs for being fat, and becky as being a baby, is limpball is actually fat, for whatever reason, whilst becky is not an infant, merely infantile.
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"Chick with a Dick"℠
I think that's already the name of a porn site.
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Only change the article to 'The.'
me-oww!
Let me be clear: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
And the RWNJ's were all up in arms about the Newsweek cover because it was sexist?
It will bee a hoot to see who the GOP decides to run in 2012.
I can't see anything but humor. Of course I did find it funny when 55 million idiots (supposedly) voted for Bunnypants so my sense of humor is obviously sick.
:)
"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that! " ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )
apparently the media is not done with "troopergate". after reading palin's book the alaskan state trooper involved appears to be ready to take his side of the story on the road. the ultimate reality show for the haters. this is all low end drama for certain demographics. i'm pretty bored with it. palin was revealed during the elections even though the mcCain people tried to fool everyone. beck and palin are just opportunistic sociopathes.
Trig may have been conceived in a back seat ... but Sarah wasn't there when it happened.
I mean, is this guy worth the risk?
"That's so great."
How would you like to have the job of kissing Beck's ass? On air, no less!
how LOW these people can go... and still come back the next day with an audience willing to listen to something even more disgusting and anti-intelligent.
Today I am THANKFUL to C&L for keeping track of Beck... so I don't have to watch his program.
and you'll see how low it can go.
git ma banjo!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnr9xkJbfhY
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This will be interesting to see the conservatives backpedal as after all the only "real" sexual harassment is when someone dumps on poor ol' Sarah.
Put a picture of Sarah in running shorts on Newsweek's cover and it's sexist and biased and mean.
Run a photoshop of a U.S. Senator with semen in her hair and, hey, no big deal, you liberals are a bunch of whiny babies.
Now there's a guy who'll take any seat Palin gives him...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
wow, there's a smacked-ass-of-a-tool if God ever wasted time making one!
conservative "feminists" are with regard to Beck's disgusting remarks about Mary Landrieu, and I guess we know the answer now. They're busy being disrespected by Beck too.
I've never seen change without a fire
thundering SILENCE from these women. They a good Promise-Keepin' subjugated housefraus. Nothing to offer...they just are getting passive aggressive and pinched-faced.
had over Palin's magazine cover in her running shorts.
I've never seen change without a fire
stacked up next to toilets coast-to-coast along with People. A laxative u absorb thru ur eyes.
No response, of course.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vau9f6zIKr8&fe...
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Care to tell me what was so "disgusting" about the remarks towards Landrieu?
She sold herself for money. Plain and simple. That makes her a prostitute. Don't be made she was called it, be mad she acted like one
In that case I'm going to have to assume that you are a prostitute. I assume you have a job (or have had a job at some point in your life). I also assume that this is a job you wouldn't have done for free. Therefore you sold yourself for money
You filthy whore.
"I could give a flying crap about the political process.... We're an entertainment company."
- Glenn Beck - Forbes interview; April 26, 2010
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I've never seen change without a fire
How can you laptop whilst lap dancing?
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the laptop?
I've never seen change without a fire
Once you stand up is it still a laptop?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p64FvyOBj4
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Using your criterion, all elected members of Government are whores...as well as that psychotic, unAmerican, divisive Nazi hero of yours. You've been here 20 minutes...you have no credibility at all.
Go to Hell.
It's like I say to so many "socialists" and anti-corporate types. Even if we don't work for one, we're probably less than six stages of separation from them.
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Sounds exciting! :P Too bad I had work to do. ;)
I've never seen change without a fire
you.
And between you and Beck, I am thankful this Thanksgiving that I don't associate with misogynists nor their apologists.
I've never seen change without a fire
..constituents because the Katrina Relief Funds from the government were skewing an Income Formula against sending those funds to Louisiana. This is something the governor, jindal and the republican't, cao also campaigned for. I don't see it as prostitution just trying to do what's best for her state.
Give the woman a break and please stop legitimizing beck's lack of civility towards her! No matter what she did, she doesn't deserve to be called a prostitute especially in light of what she did for her state in these circumstances.
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
..beck's comments on Sen. Landrieu, they'd be talking against the gop's propaganda wing and that could have serious consequences for them. Since he's shameless, think of what he might call them...
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
What would we do without our daily dose of Beck-Dreck?
..sanity in an otherwise insane world?
Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"
of their official autopsies.
that's one of the least offensive comments I've heard from him
palin will just continue to take her nonsense on the road as a cheerleader. i believe she'll continue to make appearances in regions of the country that are in the extreme right category. She'll always get soft ball questions....if any questions at all. overall she's part of the strategy to not allow any "moderates". she may be the set-up for romney.
ends up the nominee in her party. Whatever that is. That's the way it works in our Corporate Crafted Marketing Contests known as Elections now.
"Made for TeeVee"
Softball questions!??!?! Sounds like how the left handled Obama during his campaign.
You seem like the kind of ignorant fuck who would vote for Palin/Beck.
He's trying to convince his mommy that he can't do any after Thanksgiving chores, because he's busy using her computer for homework.
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She caught him.
... all the terrorist, muslim, birther, halfrican, racist, take our guns away, socialist, communist, Hitler accusations the media just kept putting out there.
But there's just no reasoning with a person like you who has hate and fear in their heart.
by Big Business while they dish out Palin, Dobbs, Beck etc. . .
Americans give thanks, see parades, feast in space (Give thanks for what? Getting looted and discarded in the unemployment bin?)
NEW YORK – Giant balloons, floats, marching bands and clowns with confetti brought smiles to hundreds of thousands of revelers . .
"revelers" thanks, what a compliment. I guess since were no longer consumers we're now "revelers".
Bless us, O Wal Mart, and these, thy gifts
For which we are about to stampede
For LCD HDTV
Low price assured, Amen.
Caveat emptor dominus vobiscum
genuflect-genuflect-genuflect-genuflect!
over and through our enemies, those who dare stand in our way, when the doors open, after having slept outside our temple of commerce, that we may fill our carts, with the lowest priced, first come first served . . Amen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSgBL7gpAk&fe...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKv6RcXa2UI
it was a circus today with all the clowns they C&L have posted on this morning.
[clown horn]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F42OYoO6qw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LD5kp7-dcgY
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and elephants and big tents and ideas from 1776.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
Since the Republicans are doomed, the Beckerhead may have to settle for president of the teabagger Party. Just another blow hard with an arm band and a dangerous psychosis.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
back seat to a dumb chick? And yes Glenn, in the hierarchy of things crazy takes a back seat to dumb if only by a little.
Misogyny is still alive and well in the GOP. Even if the target is a fellow wingnut. I can hardly wait to see how this is going to play out on Wingnuttia.
"Girls are yucky".
What an ass.
http://l.yimg.com/a/i/us/sch/cn/v/v3/w152/109...
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Between Dumb Chick and Nut Bag!
Winner gets the crown passed from current party leader Rushbo and their ass kissed by Michael Steele!
Is it possible that we are already seeing the inevitable clash of egos from these dueling demagogues? Thought they would at least be able to control their personality disorders until the real 2012 campaigning began. That front seat is going to get plenty crowded if none of them are willing to sit in the back.
It's going to be a battle of the mental midgets for control of the heart and soul of the Republican Party!
Palin's all about the bread and Beck's the clown in the circus.
Why is Beck doing all the crying?
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What has changed? If he started speaking sanely and intelligently his ratings would plummet.
I think you have Beck confused with Olbermann. He has nothing intelligent to say, and his ratings are in the toilet
Spoken like someone who signed up just 25 minutes ago.
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on the holiday.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Usually, it means exactly the opposite.
me-oww!
Or just got out of the drunk tank... in Mayberry.
Thu, 11/26/2009 - 13:34 — Big Ben
You ought to read Idiot America by Charles Pierce.
He shows how people confuse marketplace viability with truth, despite a lack of verification of facts, just the number of units sold.
Often those units aren't even meant to be edifying merely "entertaining".
And then people come along this site full of their tu quoques, phony sense of outrage and false equivalencies.
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Yes, Olbermann sometimes goes over the top but I have heard him state retractions and apologizes for not getting his facts straight. Beck just moves on to his next set of lies. I respect your right to have an opinion. If your opinion should ever become an informed one I would respect your opinion also.
... than what I would have said.
Kudos.
Funny how you trolls are so scared of someone you claim not to watch and who's ratings are in the toilet as you claim. Say it with me, "Olbermann is God."
"She'd always be yapping like we're in the kitchen"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeSgBL7gpAk&fe...
"Don't Believe a Word".
Here's Alexander Cockburn on Beck. Cockburn's my favorite columnist, and he nails Beck in this segement.
http://therealnews.com/t/index.php?option=com...
I would LOVE to see these two run together. They could splinter the republicans - the looney tune extreme right would get their vote.
Beck's just trying to stir up attention. What a great guy. Such a patriot!
no chance they'd take the WH
me-oww!
Would any of us be surprised to find out this guy really DOES wear diapers?
I Loooove photo-shop.
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"What a hoot"!
Translation: I'd like to kick that Beck butthole in the nuts.
Beck's misogyny is never far below the surface. If Sarah Palin had any credentials at being a woman other than the fact she doesn't own a penis, she would take offense at Beck's drivel and tell him to fuck off.
But, as she is the Murdoch/Beck/O'Rielly ideal of a perfect woman ("Shut up and get me my dinner, baby") and is a Stepford-wife type completely manufactered by corporate Amerika to spread their lies, she simply wouldn't have the brains or courage to revolt aginst her handlers and speak out for women's dignity.
Democratic Party progressive, Vietnam veteran and proud Union member for 41 years
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