December 04, 2009 08:30 PM
Open Thread

Charging for photos? English Only? When does this book tour parade of classy end?
Open Thread below....

Charging for photos? English Only? When does this book tour parade of classy end?
Open Thread below....

I saw a great contest on Slate, "Write like Sarah Palin." Excruciating! I'll go find it.
Got it. "The Snow Machine Pummeled Through the White-Dusted Plain Like a Jubilant Beaver"
The winner and still firsties!
"Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given." --Unknown author, found in Guide to Texas Etiquette by Kinky Friedman
"Jubilant Beaver"
.. don't see many of them these days ..
Democracy is too important to be entrusted to politicians.
Rise Up!
Protest!
Classy? You used the word classy? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Atr4yRv27IQ
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Eddie was always my fave.
The You Tube comments gave me a good laugh!
You were a little hard on the beaver last night.:)
What is your conceptual, continuity?
A classic!
;)
If they knew what they were sayin back then.
I have a feelin the writers were beside themselves on that one.
I mean c'mon.:)
What is your conceptual, continuity?
and I'm glad they did!
Comedy gold!
I mean, they gotta be there where you live.
So, tell me. How's the beaver doin? ;P
What is your conceptual, continuity?
and those pesky beavers are always looking for wood on which to gnaw!
hehe
fame-whore of the first magnitude. If only the MSM as well as sites like C'n'L would just ignore her, she might eventually go away.
Was that a flying pig outside my window? False alarm.
It's pure serendipity when a site like C&L finds such nonstop comedy gold!
"Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given." --Unknown author, found in Guide to Texas Etiquette by Kinky Friedman
since this bitch palin is now supporting
the birthers, someone should question the
if she in fact is not the spawn of a
bastard birth........
if Sarah's fans would still pay attention to her if she just wasn't so gosh darn pretty.
NOBODY 2012
http://etext.lib.virginia.edu/etcbin/toccer-n...
http://www.farlang.com/gemstones/magnus-virtu...
(I actually got a copy of the last one, the other is a commercial paperback).
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
...and we read the Tales, Troilus and Cressyde, and a few shorter works. I love Old English, and Chaucer was a magnificently tongue-in-cheek poet, with a wonderful style.
"Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given." --Unknown author, found in Guide to Texas Etiquette by Kinky Friedman
But imagine an elderly teacher near retirement teaching Chaucer's rim-jobs to a bunch of horny students in my high school English class.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
I bought a proprietary CD of copyright-free lit before Project Gutenberg. Maybe c. '91. Not all the Tales made the cut.
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the Repug presidential candidates got from the Latino community during the last primary when they refused to debate each other on Univision; that is, no respect at all.
On the Dems side, they had to get Bill Richardson to only speak English during the debate so as not to have an unfair advantage I guess, and when Obama became the candidate, his sister did an interview with Primer Impacto, I think, without the aid of a translator. (She said she decided to learn Spanish because so many people thought she was Latina).
I've never seen change without a fire
English is our national language, gosh durnit and by golly olly oxenfree.
that also consume media in other languages. I consume media in three languages other than English, Spanish in particular. For politicans to try and make this their Alamo by refusing to deal with other-language media instead of being concillatory smacks of xenophobia.
Not to mention the people that consume these media are voters too, and the politicans are shooting themselves in the foot. Just about all of the Republican candidates refused to participate in the Spanish language debate, and look where the Republican ticket wound up.
And furthermore, maybe some of these foreign-language media folks are covering the Palin phenomenon for media outlets in other countries who are curious about what's going on with the rest of the world, including America...unlike, say, Sarah Palin's base who probably couldn't even find their rear-ends on a map if they tried?
I've never seen change without a fire
furbrood to have their pics taken with Santa. Normally I would think it a little silly to pay to have pets' photos taken with Santa, but this is a fundraiser for the local animal shelter, so I may have to! :P
I've never seen change without a fire
I live on the edge of a rather large forest, at the end of a gravel road.
My oldest dog just wandered up the drive one day with a big smile on his face and his tail wagging happily: "I'm gonna be your dog and you're gonna love me." He's been with me a litle over 8 years.
The younger dog as abandoned as a puppy at the end of the gravel road. "Dump your unwanted dogs in the country - the people there will take care of them" .. I guess. He immediately started to follow my first dog around.
The two of them are asleep on their bed on the floor beside my desk.
Best dogs in the world!
Democracy is too important to be entrusted to politicians.
Rise Up!
Protest!
Best dog. We play with TWO balls. I throw one. He fetches it, then drops it at my feet when he sees that I have another one to throw. It's a very fast-moving game. Got him on Freecycle. Half Border and half Aussie, smart. Thinks that if he just pays enough attention to the cats, eventually they'll like him.
"Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given." --Unknown author, found in Guide to Texas Etiquette by Kinky Friedman
So do I.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
My godmother gave me my oldest two cats. She found Joey and Mimis in an alley when they were just kittens. Our dog Andy, we took pity upon because his owners were abusive and neglectful, and eventually they abandoned him. I found our other dog Jeremy in Andy's crate one night this past spring. He'd been getting by by eating from Andy's food and sleeping in his crate. He was injured and hungry, but is great now. :) Callie, another of our cats, showed up and started eating Jeremy's food. And she was pregnant when she came to us, so now we have Gomez and Lily too. It's a full house, but I wouldn't trade it for anything! :)
I've never seen change without a fire
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"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn
In case Sarah decides to fly by in a helicopter and take a shot at em........
Reality has a liberal bias
The guidelines also banned foreign reporters, allowing "only English-speaking press".
Guess they must have some whacky English-only zoning laws in Minneapolis. ;)
"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!
One of the few times that we're not willing to claim it as our own.
"Trust no one, Mr. Mulder." - Well-Manicured Man
Noted. My apologies. I'm an ice-hole, a hoser, eh. What can I say?
;)
"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!
Quebecois, hailing from the home of Loi sur la langue officielle.
I keed, I keed. :D
French Language Police Ban Spamming
arrosage
au lieu de : spamming
not a 'message incendiaire' (au lieu de : flame) :) Those French! They have a different word for everything!
me-oww!
message incendiaire !!
"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!
s'implante au sein des programmes en les parasitant
That's a VIRUS. Good luck with that, language police.
I have to love the French/Quebecois: they never vote Conservative!!!
"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!
ach nein, das mus mein i cannot report on Minneapolis sheishe, oh, du arseloch!
(sorry, fake German :p)
Bite my shiny metal ass.
http://www.startalkradio.net/
I don't give a toss.
I understood. Odd. :/
"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!
She, who cannot properly speak English, has the nerve to make a comment of "English Only"??? Quien es este mujer?......:)
Actually I was gonna say it's funny how the most illiterate are often English Only.
Not me though, I'm not illiterate.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
no children see that pic of her as Santa............they will have nightmares for the rest of their lives!!!
By the government. He was just too influential. No one has done time for this heinous crime.
"The Assassination of Fred Hampton: How the FBI and the Chicago Police Murdered a Black Panther"
About 25 minutes
me-oww!
Michael Parenti also speaks about the murder of the Black Panthers. He estimates that the police probably murdered 35 or so of the them. Of course, if you have ideas of how society could be bettered and they don't include capitalism, you are marked for death or at the very least being labeled as a nutcase and marginalized by the "liberal" media.
I cants take no more. Shoot me, string me up, put poison in my drink but no more SP.
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Edit - Intended as a reply to Ron! :P
I've never seen change without a fire
please please please please please stop! I can't take the pain of Palin.
So you're not going to get your picture taken with her, in English only, for just $16? Just checking.
"If the US government enforced its banking laws like it did its park regulations, we wouldn't be
in this damn park in the first place." OCCUPY.!!
alooooooooone!
butt it seme like yistiday i wuz in Alaska an met Sera. Gurls up ther like thet suthern cumfart an we was drinkin sum a thet. Dont tell Tawd butt she was loanely thet nite an we had sum sex. I aint gonna give ya a time wen i was ther cuz I dont think yull baleve me. I think mebbe thet wuz wen trig wuz cunceved. Now she wuz drinkin hevy on thet suthern cumfart an I think thet mite have messed with tha cuncepshun. I uzzed a cundrum but she wuz so hot I blu tha end rite off thet. I mis thet gurl an my liddle trigger.
When the Stripper Is Crying"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMGVMtnxXEw
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
roflmao ..
Democracy is too important to be entrusted to politicians.
Rise Up!
Protest!
It's nice to know that if my tuition paid your ass to run my campus, you'd wait an hour and a half to let me know about a shooting that same day. Anyone else fit the profile of an angry American? Seniors want to make sure they're not dumped with different doughnut holes. The feds try to hypnotize us into believing things are better, while Rob Reich tells it like it is. Anyone up for separate-but-equal state-by-state public options? Pay Goldman whatever it takes to save the country, but screw public employees who've earned pay-raises. Anyone up for a new Ice Age? Texas executes someone with a low IQ. Wal-Mart's forced to pay $40 mil for screwing workers out of breaks. "Ethical" stem cell lines introduced. Max Fuckus isn't just in bed with insurance lobbyists. Senate Republicans voted against the elderly. A UK university starts buying the anti-global warming bs by "investigating" the scientists. Slim Fast recalls millions of drinks, because they made people slim fast in the worst ways possible. UCLA investigates excessive force allegations over the anti-tuition jacking protests. Eight hundred Californians have H1N1. Jobs will happen...eventually...It's hard out there for people with financial life-jackets. Most Americans heart the public option. Damn those wily Canadians and their stealth commemorative coins. Iran adapts the U.S. value of covering up torture. A NJ judge stops Republicans from bringing back voter intimidation Half of all metro areas are unemployed.
Breaking News Alert
The New York Times
Sat, December 05, 2009 -- 1:42 AM ET
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Senator Baucus Reveals Relationship With Woman He Nominated, A.P. Reports
A spokesman for Senator Max Baucus said the Montana Democrat
was in a romantic relationship with the woman he nominated
for U.S. attorney, the Associated Press reports.
The spokesman Ty Matsdorf said Mr. Baucus and his former
state office director, Melodee Hanes, began the relationship
in the summer of 2008. Baucus nominated Hanes for the U.S.
attorney post last March, but she later withdrew her name.
Read More:
http://www.nytimes.com?emc=na
Funny that Bush's "apology" in response to Katrina is not considered one of Time's Top 10. Just a little analogy I picked up off Hollywood Elsewhere....Global warming might mean higher dams+stilts.
I dont remember him doing that (not saying he didnt) but I do remember his last press conference where he did no such thing and I remember that rambling, angry denial about slow response time and where he referred to the "chopper drivers" who swooped in and did admirable work and, like the soldiers he sent into Iraq to get blown up for reasons TBD, he hid behind their valiant efforts in an unsuccessful attempt to escape any blame for his bumblefuck lack of decision making. It was a pathological display for sure
Radix Omnium Malorum Avaritia
That's the only thing he's taken responsibility for in his entire eight years.
intimidation link above is poisoned ;)
Sorry. ;-;
Seems he tried to get his girlfriend a job as a US Attorney.
Story
Not quite as bad as bushco's r&r of "problematic" US Attorneys, but getting close...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Palin, Gregg, the fuckin' lot of 'em.
Oh, I still think we need to take the threat they pose to America seriously, but the world needs to stop pretending that the Republican Party is a serious, genuine, governmental player. It's not. We've reached the point where they mutter anything they feel like, knowing full well that they no longer have to make sense for their insane constituency. A Republican could stand up tomorrow, and say, "No more hen fap!" and FUX News and gang would fall in line, along with everyone else in the party, to make hen fap the loudest issue of the day. All we'd hear for weeks would be Obama's failure to combat hen fap, and Pelosi's Socialist plans to force hen fap on your family.
They're not serious people. They're lunatics.
I no longer marvel at their "hypocrisy," any more than I find it hypocritical for a baseball player to try to stop the ball when he's on defense, but hit it as hard and as far as he can when on offense. It's not hypocritical to prevent the other team from scoring, and then to turn around and try to score yourself, using the same moves and plays you tried to thwart the previous inning. It's just how the game is played.
And that's all this is to them. A game. But it's a game in which anyone who does not agree with every last (contradictory) inanity they spew is not a legitimate player in their heads. They see themselves as the only true Americans, and everyone else as an other.
We cannot work with them or negotiate with them. We must only work to marginalize them.
Okay, I'm done rambling.
Everyone is equally entitled to the pursuit of happiness. Wasn't that once self evident?
They are addicted to the idea that they control America. We should marginalize them, laugh at them for comic relief, and work to make them see the error of their ways so they will join us.
Good points, I aqree with everything you said. I'd add the corporate media, along with sites like Ariana Huffington's site are helping them make a comeback by giving them false equivalency, and a lazy view of politics that says the 2 party system is a given so it's inevitable for this failing party to come back to power.
We need a new paradigm to emerge that moves us to a more socially conscious 2, 3, or 4 party system. I want the republican party to become as relevant as the constitution party or green party are today.
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein
baby jesus would hit that in a second
baby jesus loves Sarah, baby jesus never forgets her function amongst the silly little humans
"Gov. Palin will only be signing her book Going Rogue. Absolutely no memorabilia, posters, signs, clothing, or other items allowed in the signing line. Please leave these items in your car."
So it's OK (apparently preferred...) if I show up nude, but I can't bring my AR-15 for her to autograph? WTF?
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
would the GOP get if someone brought a gun to her events like the President's?
You mean she won't sign my lingam?
She'll need to use her middle name to fill up space.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Governor Palin! Remember that little thing about her quitting a few months back? The title does not follow her once she's left office.
"Former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin" (she's not Arizona's former governor!) would be the appropriate title by which to call her. Or for brevity, Quitter works as well.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
and call her Half-Governor Palin.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091205/ap_on_re_...
And no, it wasn't a Great White reunion concert...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nigh...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
http://www.presstv.ir/detail.aspx?id=112893&s...
The KFC fast-food restaurant is well known in the city and has security guards stationed outside.
Umm, if you've got to have security posted outside so you can safely choke down calorie- and cholesterol-saturated chicken, can we really trust them with nukes?
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Actually, the Baucus thing is perfect, because now Reid and Obama can play LBJ '65 and threaten not to support his next campaign, unless he changes his mind on the "public option". Assuming they're savvy enough to do that, of course. The House extends the wealthy estate tax. NC gets a global warming three-in-one on the same day.
I couldn't resist...
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/blog/devil_ball_...
NOBODY 2012
Unless, of course, you're in a dry climate and there's irrigation water being used all night to make it look like something back East. Think about Las Vegas, with 4" of average annual rainfall, irrigating not only golf courses (yes, there are quite a few) but landscaping, fountains, even a casino with an indoor pool large enough to stage Roman Navy galley battles! That water's being pulled out of the Colorado River.
When the papers were signed for the states in that watershed, back in the '30's and '40's when Hoover Dam and others were being built, California got the lion's share of the water. The problem, though, is that it was a wet decade and the amount of water being agreed upon was the highest amount possible. It's been progressively drier ever since. And Las Vegas wasn't the powerhouse Mafia playground-- yet-- that it later became. See the documentary Cadillac Desert for that, and the Mulholland story, and more.
"Courtesy is owed. Respect is earned. Love is given." --Unknown author, found in Guide to Texas Etiquette by Kinky Friedman
but they are usually aging Playboy models or supporting cast from the many Star Trek TV shows....
There are five reasons that the mainstream media is worthless.
1. Self-Censorship by Journalists
2. Censorship by Higher-Ups
3. Drumming Up Support for War
4. Access
5. Censorship by the Government
Full piece worth a read
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein
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