The Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin
Divine inspiration from somewhere in the heartland. I'll just let it speak for itself. And Sarah.
Here are the lyrics: She's a cold blast from Alaska [Chorus] Sarah has the wisdom [Chorus] [Spoken] Sarah's marching home
Ingrained with common sense
She's not a Harvard lawyer
But she knew what the Founders meant
A cold blast from the north
That freezes Congress in their tracks
With God and the Tea Party
She's gonna take it back
Sarah Palin, she won't listen to their bunk
Sarah Palin's comin' south to hunt some skunk
Sarah Palin, she'll throw them all in jail
And when she gets to Washington
It'll be cold as hell
To walk through an open door
She is stomping out the wretches
Where the evil lines are stored
She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff raff into cracks
With God and the Tea Party
She's gonna take it back
Congress patted themselves on the back
For some new bill they just passed
I watch as my freedom slowly runs through an hourglass
They think they spend our money better than we do
But they can talk until they're blue and old
'Cause if they ever gave us anything
They always wanted something in return
Sarah knows.
YouTube version is here.
"... but she knew what the founders meant" is past tense. Why doesn't she still know it?
I just think it's amusing that any of these slack jawed morons think she's in any way shape or form qualfied or capable of being President let alone that she'd either run or win. She couldn't handle being governor of a state with less people than Baltimore for a full term... but yeah she's going to 'clean things up'.
I find it funny that the way conservatards react towards this woman is exactly what they perceived everyone on the left reacted to Obama... and they DESPISED that. Called him a rockstar and the liberal second coming and so forth. Guess Idolatry is ok when you're Republican too.
Is how many people take the Palin-bait every time.
thrown out nicely like a lead launcher....
versus something subtle...like a well placed fly...
Of course she only developed that wisdom after running into the door while it was closed and getting her purty nose bent....
dude, that was Maxwell Smart you're thinking of.
ugh. that gave me a chill it was so creepy
I didn't know the Possum lodge had such terrific acoustics. Take yer hat off Jethro!
I wouldn't have believed it.....but seeing is believing....
So do you think Eisenhower rolling in his grave with disgust, sadness...or laughter?
Reading the bios of the FF's....they were elite scholars of science, study and languages....
purveyors of knowledge and wisdom of the day....
I see the campaign song for 2012.
Hey! I’ve been to that church. I know those people.
Sarah is going to save them the same way Jesus is: with downhome country wisdom and feel good folksy charm. Praise the Lord and pass on down that heap’n help’n of Southern gospel. You’ll still be hungry after gorging on it every Sunday, but it shore do gets your insides all …um… full of it…
praise the lord and pass the ammunition?
"No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master." - Hunter S. Thompson
"Trust in God and keep your powder dry"
She'll take time off for some good ol' voodoo witch exorcising.
that is a church! Look at the alter and the open bible...
As it was pointed out, southern Baptist or Pentecostal. I think I read somewhere the succubus Sarah could dance in the spirit and talk in tongues with the best of them.
Government + the Federal Reserve = organized crime
She's a succubus. It explains her rise from low-level mediocrity to media eye candy.
She's sucked McCain dry, which also explains his crotchety of late.
"When are we going to stop trying to tell elected officials what to do. Our job is to spend the taxpayers' money the best way we can." -- Tommy Watkins, Justice of the Peace, Crawford County, Arkansas
And his walking funny.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
when does the IRS pull that church's tax exemption? This is clearly politcal endorsement, and that's not legal.
...I live in the same country sometimes. Just mind-boggling. And yes, Ruffmama...it certainly appears to be a church.
but, they took care to hide the box of snakes. Doesn't matter though. I could smell them right through the video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaSW4v-SnL0&fe...
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
When you think you've heard or seen it all. Can you say...
p e r s o n a l i t y c u l t ?
Government + the Federal Reserve = organized crime
If there's a better explanation, I'll be waiting to hear it.
Are they going to change her birthday to December 25 and claim they know the manger where Sarah was born?
Sarah marches in one direction, toward the closest dollar and camera.
Weren't we recently talking about the signs of mental illness and who should get help? Let's start with this lady who is singing this insane song. She needs help before she sings again.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
for some reason
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther
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Also ok to leave a down with less than 10000 people $20 million in debt.. But hey, she looks good in heels right?
I wonder if any of those people have read the Jefferson Bible.
It can be easy to forget that evangelicalism is a very English phenomenon, which makes it hard to imagine that the Founder's put much stock in it.
I pledge allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America, and to the republic which it established, one nation from many peoples, promising liberty and justice for all
A song fest! What a wonderful way to celebrate MLK Day. Featuring those tunes that best captures the 2011 political zeitgeist in America. Here's my offering (enjoy):
Horst Wessel Song lyrics
"Flags high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks.
The street free for the brown battalions,
The street free for the Storm Troopers.
Millions, full of hope, look up at the swastika;
The day breaks for freedom and for bread.
For the last time the call will now be blown;
For the struggle now we all stand ready.
Soon will fly Hitler-flags over every street;
Slavery will last only a short time longer.
Flags high, ranks closed,
The S.A. marches with silent solid steps.
Comrades shot by the red front and reaction
march in spirit with us in our ranks".
a way better thing
it would be a cold day in H*ll when Sarah came to Washington? Because that is what it sounds like to me.
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.
Ohmygawd... This has to be the best... the BEST thing I've seen all year. Absolutely. Well, except for that other thing... that other thing was pretty good, but this? Wow. Although... well, you know, if the truth be told, that other thing was really really good. You think maybe I should put the two of them up on the screen at the same time and maybe watch them side by side? Yeah, that'd be a good thing to do because, you know, you really can't just compare something you just saw -- even if it's something as totally awesome as this with something that you saw a couple of weeks ago.
Oh, wait; if I saw it a couple of weeks ago, that would make it last year, wouldn't it? Or is it like a sliding scale, like maybe the best thing I saw in the last three hundred and sixty-five days? Or would it be three hundred and sixty-five and a quarter, you know, so we could account for those leap years? So... OK, if that's what we're doing, then there's a bunch of things I saw that were pretty good, and I'm pretty sure there are maybe three or four that I didn't get around to seeing that were... well, maybe not totally awesome, but pretty good, you know? So this is... well, I don't know.
But yeah, it was pretty good. So... let me see if I remember this right... Sarah Palin is so awesome that she'd walk through an open door, right? And there was something about going to Washington D.C. to do lines, which is... well, I'm not really OK with that, but that thing with the doors was, like, totally real. It's like the guy singing knows me, you know?
Crap! I just spit out my iced tea.
That's funny!
Totally!
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
This was sung in a church...eewwwww! What's next, are they going to
worship a cardboard cutout of Palin like those kids did with Bush at Jesus Camp?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg
How about they just call their church Sarah Camp and be done with it?
Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds--Bob Marley
"Sarah has the wisdom
to walk through an open door"
uuuuuuhhhhh huuuuuh.
'Talk to the hand'
That's why they need her. They don't have the wisdom to stop walking into walls.
" and when she gets to washington".................it'll be a cold day in hell.
'Talk to the hand'
But, I'll amend it to make it more acceptable.
Two Teabaggers walk into a building.
Because Sarah wasn't there to show them how to use a door.
What's the original version?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Two blonds walk into a building. The brunette walked through the door.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHjIb6trxBI
Is it cool to put the words "lines" and "crack" into the same stanza?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Some people are very eager to see those death panels instituted.
Authoritarians in action. Especially this part:
"Sarah has the wisdom
To walk through an open door
She is stomping out the wretches
Where the evil lines are stored
She will scrub the floors and sweep the riff raff into cracks
With God and the Tea Party
She's gonna take it back"
http://home.cc.umanitoba.ca/~altemey/
I think the author of this tune spent far too much time snorting and smoking sh*t...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
That stuff is sticking in my head. They are still a bunch of scat munchers though.
Here's a better song to cleanse your spirit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bdr_2IAJWU
Or another good one...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaCPUIfr8PY
Peace. Long live the King.
"Great minds discuss ideas; average minds discuss events; small minds discuss people." ~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Do NOT listen to this on a full stomach.
The people of privilege will always risk their complete destruction rather than surrender any material part of their advantage." J.K. Galbraith
on Windows Mobile. (The above was supposed to be a reply to PoP upstream.)
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Did that guy at the end say he wanted to dedicate it all to the tea party and the pastries? Because that would kind of make sense. The song certainly doesn't - it left me behind with the second line.
easy enough to imagine... and everybody knows the tune...
but, have to ask - why is the microphone BEHIND her, and facing the wall...
maybe that's a "blessing"...?
Yes, this video appears to be in a church. As it's being used for a political statement, isn't it about time to take away their tax-exempt status?
"Sarah Palin's comin' south to hunt some skunk.." - again with the gun references. Wasn't Tucson enough?
"Sarah Palin, she'll throw them all in jail..." (Well boys, the new marshal's in town, we better skedaddle) Excuse me, if a majority of people voted, and you are in the minority when did it become fashionable to form a lynch party to take out legally elected member of Congress? You lost. Get over yourselves.
"And when she gets to Washington/It'll be cold as hell." ROTFLMAO -Yeah, right. A cold day in hell.
These people honest to God believe Palin's the Second Coming of Christ. It's obvious the GOP and the Tea Party have studied brainwashing, these two yokels are a prime example. Definitely glued to FOX propaganda.
Well, if they can f*ck up a great song like "Battle Hymn of the Republic", I'll add my favorite version by Pete Seeger and The Weavers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYiKdJoSsb8
Democratic Party progressive, Vietnam veteran and proud Union member for 41 years
A political cult.
"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxdt_f0hwUg
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
they are tax exempt. a tax break for brainwashing children, excuse me, not exactly correct; tax exemption for indoctrinating and conditioning children.
You don't want their hair limp and lifeless do you
That hasn't already been shaved off?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
to take away their tax-exempt status?
way past time, way, way past time. as a godless commie i resent any church, christian, jew, muslim, bahai, hindu, any friggin' church not having to pay taxes on their income and property. the "establishment of religion" referred to a state church, when they get away scot-free on the support of this country, how is that right? how is it any different than a state sponsored church? sure you are not favoring one senseless creed over another, but the net effect is the same, the state is sponsoring religion. these entities are virtual corporations, how is that working out for us? make every one of these bullshit bunko artists open up their books.
tax exempt staus for religions violates equal protection for atheists, why should i have to pay taxes to support religions damaging superstitions? why should religions be tax exempt for pushing this dangerous garbage?
Serious Lion says...
There's always free cheddar in the mousetrap, baby. - Tom Waits
and pass the ammunition.
posted it before, go on over to talk2action and read up on sister sarah, mary glazier, and the prayer network; talk about alternate reality. looney tunes, makes my old favorite "synthetic financial instruments" seem almost reasonable.
...of the "Battle Hymn of Sarah Palin".
It reminded me of the mid-50s when my older brother and I write stanza after stanza of our own version of "The Ballad of Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier", sung by us at the top of our voices to the melody (such as it was) from the Fess Parker television program of that name.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7sPvWrL6KY
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Someone, PLEASE MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY....
Starve the WAR Beast...
... Feed Americans.
Glory, glory for the springtime and the fall,
Glory, glory for the springtime and the fall,
Glory, glory for the springtime and the fall,
When you climb down in between the sheets with nothing on at all.
"Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the coming of the Lord.
He is driving down the alley in a black and yellow Ford.
He has one hand on the throttle and one hand on a bottle
of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer!"
.
“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.”
Sinclair Lewis quotes (American Writer, 1885-1951)
.
Starve the WAR Beast...
... Feed Americans.
oh, god
here's comes sarah bunyon appleseed bush-wacker.
the half-term govenor who pimped out her daughter
in her own home.
If there is a God, he'll take these crackers to their reward before they get to vote again.
And then they put out the collection plate
Their name for the puke bucket.
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3CZYbIPCPo
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
right?
http://www.alternet.org/blogs/peek/102140/is_...
http://endtimespropheticwords.wordpress.com/c...
http://endtimespropheticwords.wordpress.com/2...
"On June 13, 2008 Mary Glazier told attendees at the “Opening the Gate of Heaven on Earth” conference, who represented many of the New Apostolic Reformation’s top leaders, that she had been present at the inception of Sarah Palin’s political career and that Palin was in her personal prayer group :
“There was a twenty-four year old woman that God began to speak to about entering into politics. She became a part of our prayer group out in Wasilla. Years later, became the mayor of Wasilla. And last year was elected Governor of the state of Alaska. Yes! Hallelujah! At her inauguration she dedicated the state to Jesus Christ. Hallelujah! Hallelujah!"
praise god, that he has raised up such a woman as this for our time of need!!!! now with glenn beck riding in on his white horse we should be covered. hallelujah!!!
Maybe the retirement age should be extended. These ungrateful ignorant seniors obviously have too much time on their hands.
"Anyone that makes less than $150K in this country, has no business voting Republican."
and just who are the skunks?
camoflage hat being worn in church?
It's probably a safe bet these two don't have passports...
and have never left the county...oops...I mean country....
It's probably a safe bet these two don't have passports...
and have never left the county...oops...I mean
countrycounty....When I attended college in Arkansas I had lived in three states by that time... I met people who had never left their county before or seen a member of another race in person.
"When are we going to stop trying to tell elected officials what to do. Our job is to spend the taxpayers' money the best way we can." -- Tommy Watkins, Justice of the Peace, Crawford County, Arkansas
.....like he needs more proof about how stupid some people are in this country.
You can dunce to it.
Hasa Diga Eebowai
Brilliant! Saved for the next TPer who claims the left has a "Messiah" obsession.
Let's see how far to the right they go before they fall off of the edge of this flat world.
It takes talent to lose to a write-in candidate. Sarah, please send us more Joe Millers.
JC , I hope this is a joke ? The US government better cut back on the military spending and start building more insane asylums .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z18HJh_T7MM
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...reminds me of Becky Fischer, the lecturer in "Jesus Camp" who was ranting about "warlocks".
I have been constipated for 4 days and that crap of theirs broke my crap loose... worked better than ex lax
Sarah has the wisdom
To walk through an open door
Well holy shit! Color me impressed! She can walk through an open door! And how the fuck do you watch your freedoms running through an hour glass? I'm sorry, the lyrics are bad enough; I can't listen to the video - I just can't. Julia Ward Howe should come back and beat the fuck out these clowns (Metaphorically speaking, of course!)
If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're gonna get selfish, ignorant leaders.
George Carlin
ROFLMAOF.......I'm still laughing,
Like Sands Through The Hour Glass So Aren't " The Days O Our Lives ".....LOL
Wink, wink!
You gotta be shitting me.
This is obviously a fake that is designed to make Sarah Palin look bad!
Nowhere in the lyrics or video does it mention some aspect of her "victimhood", and we all know that she wouldn't go three words, much less three minutes, without mentioning something about that.
~ Harry R. Sohl
As one said, can't wait to hear Weird Al's cover!!!
"A black belt is not what you were, it is what you become"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg&ob...
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
"And when she gets to Washington it'll be cold as hell" -
are they trying to say that hell will have frozen over before she gets elected to any job in Washington?
Jesus. How fucking pathetic.
but WAIT wasn't Chuck Barris a CIA agent? Do I see a conspiracy here? You know this will have to go viral!!!! Help Mr. Wizard!!!!
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Do these people actually fuck one another?
"War is Peace, Freedom is Slavery, Ignorance is Strength" .. George Orwell
Confederate flag underwear.....$4.50, Camouflaged hat.....$12.00, Sarah Palin campaign song.....Priceless!
Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism or in the darkness of destructive selfishness.
Martin Luther King, Jr.
that was beautiful.
i like to sing billy shears along with the final "marches on",
i think it adds something, i think it makes it better.
...to this. I already hate the Battle Hymn of the Republican and Sarah Palin separately. Why on Earth would I want to combine them? I'd rather undergo 28 simultaneous root canals without anesthesia. I read a few lines and gave up -- surely, the person who slapped this POS together gave it the full sixty seconds it deserves -- although from the looks of the lyrics, sixty seconds seems excessive for such mindless, artless drivel.
"Sarah has the wisdom to walk through and open door". It's called quitting. And she did if for the money.
That's "real Amurikuh" for ya! Ignorant, backward old coots. They don't call em fly over states for nothing.
sarah palin is the bird all the guys want. as judge judy would say "looks fade but dumb is forever".
that has to be from the onion
enorceht
Listen to more than 15 seconds of that shit!
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"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
"Sarah" means psychopath and "Palin" means "drooling cretin". She is aptly named.
These tea party folks are f**king nuts!
shittin' me? Please tell me that these two primates are kidding, right? I never thought that song lyrics could make me want to puke ,but, there's a first time for everything! This is funny stuff. Time out.........OK I'm back. Me and the Mrs just had some medicinal cannabis and then viewed the above video and we howled with laughter for a good couple of miutes so kudos to the fine folks in this soon to become classic video!
Sarah Palin would hate these people. We've seen the TLC show. She complains about walking to the car when it's snowing. Can you imagine Sarah, wearing her $100k dress and her Louis Vuitton sunglasses, flinching when one of them tries to hug her, smelling like freshly cleaned carcass and Schlitz?
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