O'Falafel is just appalled at those smutty Tea Bag jokes
By David Neiwert Thursday Apr 16, 2009 11:00am
Both in his Talking Points Memo segment and later on in "Policing the Net," Bill O'Reilly is shocked, shocked that those dirty-minded liberals at that competing network actually had a little fun with the "Tea Bag" protests.
In the later segment, O'Reilly brings on Amanda Carpenter, who can't bring herself to openly reference "teabagging," and the Gallant Sir O'Reilly won't let her go there. Of course these scumsucking perverts earn nothing but contempt from him for their dirty-mindedness and low sexual mores.
So sayeth the author of Those Who Trespass:
"Say baby, put down that pipe and get my pipe up."
"I would like you to unhook your bra and let it slide down your arms. You can keep your shirt on."
"Cup your hands under your breasts and hold them for ten seconds."
Funny thing: I always thought it was liberals who lacked a sense of humor.
We can only hope they don't decide to hold any Bareback Parties, or Fudgepacking Parties. Or even worse, Santorum Parties. It will drive us all insane with suppressed laughter.
Meanwhile, I'm sure Amanda and Bill will be appalled, but I had to share this shot from a lonely liberal who showed up too early yesterday (like me) at Seattle's Tea Bag party site:
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Fuck you O'Reilly!
... but given the latent, self-loathing, nearly ubiquitous, homosexuality of the male religious right, "tea-bagging" just fits somehow - as does O'Reily's mock "offense."
Methinks falafel boy doth protest too much.
..then BOR's feigning moral sensitivity?
only when he is conversing with a hot chick on his show ...
wishing he could tea bag her while eating middle eastern food.
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Oh wait he's a smokescreen that's right I forgot.
I'm hoping that there will be an increase in funding for school music programs, prompting a Fox News movement to send decrepit musical instruments to the White House: "Give Obama A Rusty Trombone!"
..to get the torturers and torturer-enablers sent to jail.
Yeah, but to properly be a right-wing protest or movement these days, it needs to have a name which can also be interpreted to be really, really gay. Not "gay" in some stupid, high school derogatory sense, but actually homosexual. (See also: 2M4M.)
You mean, like, golden showers, frottage, rimjobs, fisting, felching, snowballing, and other such things?
He had it right, those things you mentioned along with tea bagging can be attributed to either hetero or homosexual behavior.
ETA Although I will admit that snowballing between partners of the opposite sex does conjure images of homosexuality.
Never heard of that one...
until I googled it. Basically dry-humping although there is a definition specifically for gay males. Makes me wonder what kind of a crowd Edwin hangs out with to be so familiar with those terms.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter...
so kids don't equate sub woofers with music theory for a change.
..your FAUX NEWS CORPSE that coined the phrase.
Whoops, got those blinders on again, doncha?
Billo, billo, billo the clown;
tar and feather Billo and run him out of town.
(twisted from Kinko the Klown)
Funniest teabagging sign ever. That brought a tear to my eye (not to mention a good number of chuckles). David, I hope you gave that lad appropriate appreciation for his wicked awesome sense of humor.
OMG the media TOTALLY IGNORED these stupid reichwingers and their mock "protest"
AND personal attacks to boot! Wow, like BillO knows nothing about personal attacks.
Serves them right!!
..pissed-off because he probably just got "it".......the joke
his Techno song on YouTube is filled with profanities ...
and I wish I had the larnins to make a mashup of the faux noise people saying teabaggers to a snazzy beat.
.
cause he can't spell Sanctimonious
Thu, 04/16/2009 - 12:17 — surfjac
That headline sounds like you flunked human anatomy.
Might want to make that BOR as there's a rather respectable person with those same initials.
and knew he wasn't referring to Obama.
I try to check the users posts before I remark to make sure. That's why my remark wasn't ballistic.
..the error of my ways. Let the word go forth into the ether, from this day forward, I will refer to Bill O'reilly as "Bloofah".
Felt like a damn idiot.
..BO is the name of the new dog. I forgot that too.
This getting old crap is getting old. Well, getting ain't for sissies.
Not that it makes a difference really, lol!
..Bloofah = Sanctimonious Putz
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zI1axFVArYc
put senior citizens back to work full time Mr. O'Billo?
You want to try that one?
laying around with gamepads that seems like a logical conclusion to the our kids are going to be better off then we were crowd.
Even attempting to change the meme from "teabagging" to "tea party" is just barely a step in the right direction. As any devoted reefertarian can tell you, a "tea party" was '30s era slang for a marihuana party.
Somehow, I doubt the mighty righties would find solace in that.
If they only knew...
..or Mary Jane, or Tea, Acapulco Gold, Reefer, etc.
There's an old movie that John Milius did where he does a "Alfred Hitchcock" and puts himself in a scene. He's in Tijuana and he's all slicked hair and hat, sleazy looking and he tries to get some young people to sample his wares by saying, "Reefer, hey, Mar-E-JUANA!" He really stretches Marijuana out. Its a funny scene. Well, I think its funny.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZdhcNegZgU
Road Apple Red.
from Firesign Theatre
Aerosmith, Mama Kin
fell out of bed, dragged a comb across my head.
Found my way downstairs and had a smoke. Somebody
spoke and I fell into a dream.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEsB3-SMr5s
That's how we developed the ability to read Jonathan Livinston Seagull without nodding off.
"Simplemente sublime."
Did they use Liptons or herbal?
Thought I was the only progressive voice at a rally. Guess not, but I did my best here in Richmond, VA:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=388992&...
Congratulations!
Took some snide, kool-aid related comments, but nothing too bad. Of course, I was "discreet".
a day well spent.
Kudos sir!
Here's one that made it to a local paper:
http://news.oldva.org/wp-content/gallery/tax-...
Let's hope it gets national!
At least our protestors can make a decent sign and spell correctly and are not "morans".
Good to see not everybody is under the Faux thumb.
Some of our local radio stations here in MN, have been rebels at times, there always was some subtle statements on Bushco at times. Just enough to reassure the awake listeners, that they were not alone in their questioning.
after he was over being shocked BO offered Amanda Carpenter a Roman Helmet
I figured him for a strawberry shortcake kind of guy..
..for using the appellation, "BO" for Bill O'Reilly. I must pass along the ire for that questionable practice. Hey, I'm using "Bloofah"; you may also if you like.
When I saw this last night, I immediately fired off an email to BillO.
From time to time, BillO defends Rush the pig Limpballs (at least he doesn't criticize him). I pointed out to BillO that yesterday afternoon, while I was running an errand in my car, I heard the Pig Limpballs joking about the urban dictionary's definition of "teabagging."
The Pig Limpballs made some comment about how Anderson Cooper was having trouble explaining what teabagging was, but the Pig didn't understand that because, as he said, Anderson should be very familiar with teabagging.
The Pig Limpballs then proceeded to attempt to explain what "teabagging" was, but he claimed he was having difficulty, because his was a "family program."
I wonder if BillO the Teabagger will express his disgust over what Rush the Pig said yesterday about Anderson Cooper and teabagging?
By the way, I also sent The Pig an email after I heard him yesterday....I told him I was so glad to hear that his show is a "family program." I was kind of concerned a couple of weeks ago when I heard him say that Gordon Brown might catch a case of anal poisoning. Now that I know his show is for the family, I'll recommend it to my sisters so their little kids can listen to the Pig and grow up to be extreme hate mongers.
to just give the 20,000 tea bagger's a monthly rebate coupon for the Dollar Store?
Not sure where the idea came from that liberals don't have a sense of humor. I think that's true of the right wing. Even right-wing comedians aren't funny.
where everyone waits to see if someone else laughs. Then everyone else follows.
I've heard the leader of the GOP and conservative movement, Rush the Pig Limpballs, often say that liberals don't have a sense of humor. That's likely where that idea came from.
I agree 100% that the right wing has no sense of humor. They simply are not funny. Faux News tried that "Half Hour News Hour" program, and it failed big time....it was not funny!
But, but, but.....Dennis Miller and Jay Leno......
/snark.
BillO is full of teabags. He says that "NBC" allowed its commentators to viciously attack the tea baggers, and, once again, he attacks Immelt.
He didn't mention that the top story last night on NBC's evening news with Brian Williams was on the tea bag parties. In my assessment, it was very "fair and balanced" coverage....even more than fair, given that it was the top story for NBC.
Is this the same man who thought it was OK to call his underling and proceed to sexually harass her?
Yep, it's time for this asshat to STFU!
HA HA bout time someone mentioned what teabagging really means. DEEZ NUTS!!!!!
They're going to hold the Dirty Sanchez protest...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?ter...
...out the disgraceful attacks of anybody. A Goddamned breathtaking hypocrite...fucking amazing to listen to this freaky mother fucker slam others for being indecent.
Oh geeze...you're lightening up on us man.
You've been reading Jonathan Livingston Seagull again?
And no youtubes...please.
... because you get to read this for the first time. Enjoy.
n/t
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I tried to find the movie, but all I could find was still pictures, enjoy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgkk0Hdwmo8
This from the sexual pervert, O'lielly, who pretends to be embarrassed at tea-bagging, but would jump any prostitutes bones.
This sick twist has already shown his true colors.
Bill, you guys came up with the name, we just supplied the humor. Oh you are appalled? You're just jealous that your side was so stupid and we got to have all the fun. To get even why don't you show the Paris Hilton ad where she is washing a car very much exuding sex. Let's see, that would be the what, 400th time you've shown it?
This morning Steve Doocy said the term was about "a filthy, filthy act"
if you do it right.
Seriously, it's just more of the whiners' homophobia coming in loud and clear.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The funny thing is, most of these dumb-ass conservatives don't have a clue as to what the term "tea bagging" has come to mean.
Everytime I heard a con say it with gay abandon, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing at them!
I loved it when Michael Fay was senteced to a caning, and you had all these attractive female anchors talking about how he would get six lashes on his bare buttocks.
O'rally doesn't want any one to think about his teabag because Andrea may have talked anyway and it makes him nervous that pictures were taken and he doesn't have the negatives. He certainly doesn't want to discuss the condition of his teabag with this lady as it is making the wood warp.
and to conclude; We should be able to create a thousand videos of "parties" for conservatives that really reflect their values. We can have a diaper party for the vittster, a boys in bondage party for Rushites, (please, don't really do what Rush does to children, that is illegal in most states), a drunken ayn rhine orgy of peon bashing. There is just so much material here to remind them of how important they are.
I will be concise here: Bill O'Reilly continues to pollute American culture and society.
There is no value in listening to anything Bill O'Reilly says, at all. The man is deranged. In short, O'Reilly is evil.
...will get a tea bag proposal.
So O'Reilly frowns on those who criticize the teabaggers because they are "attacking fellow Americans"?? Are you kidding me? So when O'Reilley attacks Obama, Barney Frank, Clinton, etc. etc. he's not attacking fellow Americans?? This guy has gone off the deep end.
It's time to boycott those who sponsor his daily on-air hate and smear tactics.
They're not REAL Americans, though.
/snark
I love it, that one was rich.
Where did the bailout money go, and if it went to other country's banks to pay back loans taken during the Bush admin, why isn't it called loan-shark money, war liens?
I would sexually demean O'Riely, but I know you are all watching how I behave now....:/
Limp-Dick Blimpaugh does this all the time to his very special little boys in the Dominican Republic when he's vacationing at his favorite place. I still can't believe that Limp-Dick didn't suffocate one of those little fellows with his Lard-Ass.
I'm sure the Ron Paul supporters will be upset that she said they crossed over and joined this protest. Libertarians maybe out there but they know the Republicans are all liars and do not agree one bit with this protest
and rightly so.
The GOP totally hijacked their gig.
De-fusing.
were out in full force.
Now that I know what "teabagging" means in the vernacular, that sign has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time!
His double standards seem unending...
being mocked by dirty-minded liberals for using the teabagging term repeatedly with no self-awareness, well one of their cohorts who was aware should have warned them at the outset. And yes, the fact Billo's outraged about this is rich and hilarious!
I had to explain the guffaws and double entendres yesterday to my mother; she had no idea. I just told her that teabagging was sexual slang for something, and she wouldn't want to know (she's a bit of a prude), and that I was only telling her that much so she would understand why Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow seemed to be enjoying themselves so much, lol...
Their numbers were small,and they seemed to be operating at the command of local right wing radio blowhard Jay Severen.
I was espacially amused when one teabagger called me a 'fu**ing fag' (in response to my asking if they carried out similar protests duing the Bush years) ...
The radical right may be very loud- but they are not the majority...
Moderate republicans are even growing sick of their Bible thumping bullsh*t...
before or after he asked if you could teabag him?
All I did was ask if they protested when Bush went on his 8 year spending spree- the teabaggers were apologists for Bush, and blamed Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Pres Obama for all the current problems-I think I successfully gutted their argument- then i was called a fa**ot..
My response to being called that would have been this: "I'm no fag--ask your mother!"
She looks like she'd bite off billo's.
I think the right wing is just about to seriously implode. They need just a little more pushing and their craziness will eat them alive. This teabag thing didn't help. Unfortunately, I believe when they finally do implode, they'll try to take out quite a few of us with them.
The radical right seems to really think all Americans are gay bashing Christian funamentalists- They are in for a shock....
Republicans will never regain the White House without the moderates-and given the hatred the moderate and radical right wing Republicans have for each other, they may be out of power for a LOOONG time..
I say GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
... guess the "baggers'" Memorial Day sack races have been cancelled...bummer
Eazy E couldn't describe it better:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85Jyw1BGvDc
When Americans were "attacked" by reich wingers with guns and killed did Bill O the Clown complain? It's only when someone verbally calls a spade a spade to the tea baggers Bill O clutches his pearls and collapses on his fainting couch of falafels.
Bill O would love to get together with Amanda and a falafel. You know that's all that's going through Bill O's dirty mind in this segment as Amanda clutches her pearls over the meanie leftist bloggers. Bill O is thinking how he would love Amanda to clutch his pearls for a good tea bagging.
I sent my Congressman a set of truck nuts.
It's time to take the next Cleaveland Steamer out of town.
Do you think that Amanda is fridged?
Au contraire, I get a distinct "super freak" vibe. Maybe deeply repressed, but definitely there.
You mean, does she live in a refridgerator? Or is she frigid?
He just wants that snatch.Just look at him!!
BillO: Of course these scumsucking perverts... with their dirty-mindedness and low sexual mores... Oh, and I'd like that falafel to go, please. Thanks.
YES! we're laughing at them. We're ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF!!
How stupid can one group of people be?
Hey - Shit-for-brains O'Reilly . . . these people call THEMSELVES "teabaggers" - who're we to disagree?
LOVE the picture. Kudos to him for his brave set.
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At the jokes and foul language from the left!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY
Hypocrisy, thy name is Falafel.
Take away Falafel Guy's telepromter and he looses it!! He's lost without it you know.
He'll do it LIVE!
Heh.
Before I started laughing. So Fox News promoting it day-in and day-out on every single show (in other words, spending more in several days than Coca Cola would in a year) wouldn't be considered a "top-heavy group"?
In fact, I'd like to know why these kind of partisan attacks aren't included under political donations. Seriously, Fox News has spent more money actively promoting Republicans and Bush, SPECIFICALLY, that they ought to be held to the same campaign limits as any individual.
In fact, I'm going to write the Federal Election Commission right now.
I worked for G.E. for many years. They gave me good employment and cut me a lot of slack when I messed up. What a jerk O'Reilly is.
If this doesn't sound disturbing and/or hypocritical on Falafel Guy's part, nothing will:
Stripping off her bathing-suit, she walked into the huge shower. She pulled the lime green curtain across the entrance and then set the water for a tepid 75-degrees. The spray felt great against her skin as she ducked her head underneath the nozzle. Closing her eyes she concentrated on the tingling sensation of water flowing against her body. Suddenly another sensation entered, Ashley felt two large hands wrap themselves around her breasts and hot breathe on the back of her neck. She opened her eyes wide and giggled, "I thought you drowned out there snorkel man."
Tommy O'Malley was naked and at attention. "Drowning is not an option", he said, "unless of course you beg me to perform unnatural acts – right here in this shower."
Calling Andrea Mackris!
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