The Lying Sack of Dog Mess (LSDM), aka Beck: Not just a WATB, but seriously FOS too
By David Neiwert Thursday May 21, 2009 9:00am
Sure, like Duncan says, Glenn Beck is a WATB. We knew that the first time he cried on-air for us.
He's also an evasive guy when confronted with his falsehoods. We saw that yesterday on The View. Whoopie Goldberg's epithet for Beck -- A Lying Sack of Dog Mess -- is a name that's going to stick, like something on the bottom of his shoe.
In fact, we now have a new acronym for him: the LSDM. We don't need to use his actual name anymore.
Oh, yeah, besides being a WATB -- check out his website's report in which he claims he was "ambushed" -- he's also seriously FOS. As when he called in sick for his own show that same afternoon, leaving us to the tender mercies of Judge Napolitano and Michelle Malkin.
Then, at the very end, he called in all plugged-up sounding and claimed he had "a case of the 24-hour swine flu". And then proceeded to once again prevaricate about the "ridiculous" interview we had all just watched that morning.
Beck: Apparently I was a liar because I said that -- which is true -- uh, that she -- I, I, Barbara Walters said hello to me, instead, it was I said hello to Barbara Walters. I walked up to her -- I guess that's we need to spend our time on for seven minutes.
In Beck's truncated version of what transpired at The View, the only reason to call him a liar was that he and Walters had different views on who said hello first. But that's BS On A Stick.
Roll the tape: You'll quickly note that the greeting disagreement started things off, but the main reason they called him a liar was that his whole story on the radio was a narrative about how you can't reserve a seat on an Amtrak train, and here these two media elites came and got reserved seats! The audacity!
But as both Walters and Goldberg explained to the LSDM, they hadn't gotten reserved seats at all. They had worked their ways back to that car after finding no seats in the front cars.
The LSDM, as is his wont, was just making stuff up. No wonder he kinda accidentally omitted that from his lamestain excuse -- it would have made it just that much lamer.
In any event, we remain indebted to Whoopie Goldberg for her masterful contribution to the Wingnut Lexicon.
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doesn't mean it is fair to include dogs in it. They mess. So do humans. Just call him a LSS.
associated with Glenn Beck!
it appears he hasn't had a flea bath or a worm treatment for a long time...
although they have been mistaken by some for 24 hour swine flu.
good god man!!! first i've heard of a 24 hour swine flu???
36 hour kind, but lets you back on the air after you wipe the puppy poo off your face.
Most common cause is when you come in contact with 3 out of 4 ladies who live in the reality based community where fact trumps fiction. Hasssebeck has developed an immunity from being around the other 3 for so long, which is why she's symptom free.
that's the kind where you know it will be a 24hr flu before the 24hrs are up!
(he is pretty good at feigning tears, no stretch to feign congestion)
.... being a right wingnut PIG!
Former classmates of mine still mention that incident to me. Take it from someone who knows Glenn, this humiliating incident isn't going away soon.
That is humiliating.
too!
Really? I'm not surprised. I married a gal from Arkansas too, they're tough. You don't mess with them.
dork.
Another thing you can say about girls from Arkansas... there's no accounting for taste.
Whoopi! You don't remember that big relationship?
was sort of bullying me in that he was touching me and I didn't want that and wanted to be left alone, so I slapped him. He did it again, and since he didn't learn the first time, I slapped him yet again. He ran crying into his house, and I later heard that his father whupped him for crying because a girl hit him...
I don't feel any pity for Beck though.
about that if you had not been in the 7th grade when she did it.
You talkin to me?
in the Grand Canyon.
L&L...he posted he had his ass kicked in the fourth grade by a girl.
Not me.
I was in second grade when I got my but whupped by a girl...
I learned to never drop the N bomb while asking a classmate if she wanted to wrassle.
She beat the tar outta me, lol!
in a progressive sense. Whats progressive about being obsessed with Beck? Nothing personal.
are blessed with being possessed instead of obsessed.
I know everyone has to make a living how's being stuck at Beck level beneficial? There has to be a way to leave this guy in the dust.
... assassinating Rupert Murdoch, blowing up the FOX building, or hoping Beck implodes when he meets his antimatter twin, the only sensible path is to continue calling out his bullshit until people start to realize he's not a commentator or a comedian, he's a thug.
and heavy medications.
Pshaw!
Straight jacket and a rubber room is what that fuckstick needs...
... even Rush had his pimple lanced and removed.
I incyst you call it what it was. They don't call it pimply fibrosis.
then it healed, and started walking around; shortly after that it started talking and has been on radio ever since.
forever.
The doctors completed the procedure and promptly disposed of the fatty growth. Unfortunately, it can't be said that the patient was fully healed after the operation.
Hell, I always just popped them myself.
I'm lucky I don't look like this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9_3cAN9yrU
He had his penis removed?
everyone in America who walks their dogs
and does carry a poo-bag, should save up a
weeks worth of these bags and everyone should
mail them to LSDM's home.
he got his ego bruised on the View and could
not show up for his easy easy bastard show.
a newborn's poo stinks less than LSDM does.
newborn poo is might malodorous.
But don't let that comment imply anything about the rest of your suggestion.
... as biological (fecal) material, it's qualified as biohazardous waste and you would be fined/arrested for doing so.
i know the law, but the thought of delivering
to him what he is......priceless
Well, one could easily make a chocolate concoction that would resemble "dog mess". Or, someone with ceramic skills could craft something similar from clay, glaze it and fire it so it could be a lasting reminder of how the women of The View made showed him for who/what he really is. :) How about paper mache? Dang, now you have my creative juices flowing...
You can buy it cheap here:
http://www.fartmart.com/Product.aspx?pid=1007...
Anybody know LSDM's address?
There IS a gawd!
I never heard them ever criticize the government for the 8 years Bush held it. Odd that way.
Awe that sucks j.s.h.a.s.p., did they make you change your name? I noticed the "1" added.
censorship is a bitch. sometimes I'm surprised they still let me hang out here.
the Cunning family, I see.
How AGVG.
The whole discussion about "reserved" seats on Amtrak and who said what to who was ridiculous and self-serving.
Beck has spoken many nutty, conspiratorial, slanderous lies about Obama in particular and Democrats in general - why didn't the View ladies go after him about these?
His schtick is unchallenged far-right conspiracy theory. If you don't go after him on this, there's no point debating him.
they had direct evidence that he was full of shit. So they made the point of showing it to be so.
If you watch the original clip of where the women on The View confront Beck, you will get a true gauge of his character. It was obvious that the women involved (Whoopi and Barbara) were very clear in their memory of the events, and it was obvious that they were offended with how Beck told the story. The two versions are different enough that it raises questions.
The one thing that is very clear is that Beck is the type of person who (out of jealousy?) needs to minimize everyone else in order to elevate himself in other peoples' eyes. The way he described Barbara and what she said used a common technique: he ridiculed her and gave other people an excuse for ignoring what she says or believes. The same technique was used by Cheney's daughter when she said that a critic of her father had a "cottage industry". She didn't really deal with the facts of what he was saying, but he gave anyone who sympathesized with her father the excuse to ignore his criticisms.
And when he brought up Pelosi to defend himself, I couldn't watch any more. He is slime. The fact that FoxNews puts up with him, O'Reilly, and Hannity shows what low lifes the management and ownership of the network are.
no evidence that it's just species, yet.
you really got your ass handed to you that time, lol!
IS that why you laid outta work after that?
Oh btw...your replacement did a much better job than you.
HA!
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/20/glen...
that his brain farts?
Beck "did you not think that I knew this was coming?"
then mr. LSDC, how could this have been an ambush? the problem he has is that when you talk without thinking, thinking that everything you have to say is so important and correct, you end up getting caught by anyone who takes a second to think about what you say.
and he gets paid well for this?!?! now that pisses me off.
So he knew it would only last 24 hours? Be interesting to see if he's back today and doesn't need tissues.
As for sending him dog poo, my dog is so small that it would take forever to have a sack full. Could I just send a little every day?
Oh no you don't Ricky. No dog jokes.
with an olive.
... replace the olive with ...
The dog or the poo?
... want to dunk your little doggies in a martini?
Oh sorry, that remark was directed at Ricky's comment.
Take your dog to the Grand Canyon.
Give him a sense of purpose.
I could take him there, shame him for digging that hole, and make him feel proud.
when he was much younger, walked up to the edge and spat...then wrote in his diary..."Today, I spit a mile."
Chimp to the Grand Canyon.
I wonder, how many monkeys would it take to fill up the Grand Canyon. Did anyone ever take on the task of finding out?
My PhD is not in Physics.
Well I haven't seen Peter Tork around recently.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfmQ6w7RW7k
Burdon or Morrison?
I wonder how many frommin hammers it would take!
althoug a balpein will satisfy even guys whose asses were kicked by fourth grade girls.
a variety of hammer type instruments.
But, what's this noise about me getting whupped by fourth grade girls?
Methinks you have me confused with someone else.
Chimps... not monkeys.
We don't associate with those apes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIxtnMfCURs
?
But what self respecting eliminationist can, in the future, admit to taking direction from a LSDM who got a can of whoop ass opened on him by a braided, older woman of color named after a parlor joke?
We all KNOW the reason Whoopie used the word "Mess" instead of "crap" was because she was on the air.
Do the same rules apply here at C&L?
If so I apologize for saying "c*ap" and hope you would use this post anyway.
The true acronym for Beck is LSDC and HE would "get it", making it even better... and permanent.
that there's no schoolmarming today as opposed to late last night.
Everything that transpired yesterday Beck had coming to him 100%.
Double post deleted.
"24-hour Swine Flu?" There is no such thing. What people carelessly call the "24-hour flu" has nothing to do with influenza. Beck knows he can say anything he wants to without paying any price at all among his profoundly ignorant viewers. Apparently, he refers to himself as "self-educated," but in reality he is self-uneducated. Surely, the fact that so many people would watch a man so completely devoid of substance is a sign of just how much trouble this country is in. He's like an ADHD child with no internal filter whose been given a microphone for his birthday and been told he'll be rich as long as he never shuts up.
He accused politicians of standing for nothing but getting elected (often true enough), but how is that different or better than standing for nothing but attracting a audience?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJa0BJzV-b4
...a case of the 24-hour double posting flu, no doubt.
http://media.photobucket.com/image/moon%20god...
The fact that Beck would lie about something so trivial makes the broader point that he would surely lie about anything. Which is completely true. Lying is in the far right conservative DNA, they can't help themselves.
A lying liar who lies about lying. And you can drop the "Forest Gump" act, Glen!
"Ambushed" means getting called out for telling bald faced lies by the same people you were lying about.
and now he's in full c.y.a. and blame mode. a true conservative in other words. Get busted then play the victim. Maybe Mann Coulter will write a book about him.
so it's more likely he's a carrier of swine flu.
Biden may have been right.
That Beck got onto.
I'm shallow enough to walk by his seat while he is sitting and cut one lose in his direction.
I would never do any thing so classless.
I'd sit down right beside him and crack ass whilst lookin right at him, then blame it on him.
I was wondering why the LSDM hypocrite was even riding "socialist" Amtrak in the first place. His listeners are too damn stupid to see the hypocrisy in this I'm sure.
Good Call.
Absolutely. If "big government" is so damn bad, why don't you take the private train line wherever the hell you are going? Or maybe your fat ass could walk.
...he's just a swine.
HaHa. Just rec'd message form www.urbandictionary.com that they are publishing "LSDM" in their urban dictionary as follows (will be up within two days):
LSDM
DEFINTION: "Lying Sack of Dog Mess" // "Lying Sack of Dog Manure" -- a press spokesman or personality lying to listeners / users / public (abusing their platform within mainstream media).
EXAMPLE: Whoopi Goldberg (of "The View") called Glenn Beck of FOX NEWS (oxymoron check on the word "news") a LSDM for openly lying on-air about Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters. Exposed by Whoopi Goldberg on May-20-2009 (youtube --watch?v=W2FK2vchoEo) and referenced in media (E.G. Crooksandliars dot com of same date).
5 dollars cash money Amurkan, says that teh LSDM bawled his piglike eyes out last night, and was just too worn out from all the sobbing to make in to "work".
I love to hear this idiot talk about how important the Time Stamp is. It reminds me of one of my favorite gags in BoB and Doug's Strange Brew:
Claude Elsinore: And I'd like to point out that these tapes have not been faked, or altered in any way. In fact they have time coding, which is very hard to fake.
The Judge: For the benefit of the court would you please explain "time coding."
Claude Elsinore: Well, uh, just because I don't know what it is, it doesn't mean I'm lying.
I'm gonna own that movie this weekend!
Haven't seen it years.
Leave it Beck and the Judge to focus on a small part of the View interview and not the whole picture. The women first jumped on Beck for falsely claiming that they had reserved seats on the train, intimating that the "liberal elite" received special treatment by Amtrak. When he had to admit that wasn't really true, the conversation moved to how he mimicked Barbara Walters, using an insulting voice on his radio show, to say that she condescendingly came over a spoke to him. Also not true. The "who said hello to who" debate was to simply show that he was lying about that as well. This is a typical Republican misdirection ploy to get peoples minds of the main subject.
TLAs are hard enough...
If you follow the Atrios link, you'll see that it means "whiny ass titty baby".
I love the intarnets.
Check out the reporting skills on these two clowns in their "follow up" with AMTRAK.
http://phourdythrea.blogspot.com/2009/05/cons...
He's Joe the Plumber not very convincingly wearing a suit.
Beck is outraged! Outraged I tell you! That the video tape made him out to be a liar
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/21/glen...
Why was he not this angry on The View? Instead of sitting there a spoiled brat kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar.
Oh, and why does Beck even bother to respond? What with the deficit and affairs this country being what they are and all? Maybe Judge with the ugly JC Penny tie can explain that one to us.
Beck is suffering from a severe case of Whoopi ass!
The judge has a voice like nails on a chalkboard. I had the misfortune of accidently turning on that crappy show the other day and heard this nasally, whiney voice talking about Glen Beck - I thought Beck was talking about himself in the third person.
Pathological Liar: Yesterday, I put on my green cap and went jogging on the Moon.
Anybody: No you didn’t.
Pathological Liar: Are you calling me a liar? Here are the shoes I wore. Here’s my green cap.
Anybody: Ummm, that cap is red.
Pathological Liar: Oh, so now just because I forgot the color of my hat, that means I’m a liar. I’m wearing the same shoes – are you going to tell me these aren’t my shoes?
Anybody: I don’t know anything about your shoes.
Pathological Liar: So you admit you don’t know. How can you tell me I didn’t go jogging on the Moon if you don’t know? You are the one who’s lying!
Anybody: I didn’t lie about anything.
Pathological Liar: Typical. Distort the facts and change the subject is all you do. I’m not going to show you any of my Moon rocks!
after he lied about what happened on the train, he lied about what happened on The View. Batting 1000. Pathological.
Whoopi should have approached Beck before the show and let him know the agenda, not during the show.
...and Glen "should have" not lied about something so easily exposed. And he "should" stop lying about how much of a punk he appeared on The View.
Maybe I shouldn't be skimming these things, but...
...I had no problem finding a reserved seat on Amtrak.
I have more respect for my dogs' poop than I do for the pathetic, cowardly Glenn Beck. Seriously, this guy is embarrassing to watch and painful to listen to. His weakness and cowardice make Mr. Burns look like Superman. And then there is the lies. What else can be said about that? Just listen to how fake his stuffy nose voice sounds, and the whole fever thing, and just the ridiculous excuses he makes for himself. He truly is an embarrassing weakling and a liar.
Here again, No one that wants to call Glenn an asshole and liar has done any research. Guess what! He wasn't lying. He was right! Ha Ha! You people are so blind! I just can't believe it!
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