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The General digs up the, ah, hot tip:

The fine Real Americans at the Free Republic have found Obama's achilles heel: his Long Dark Staff of White Insecurity.

hoosiermama:

The only other thing that hit me was that Sinclair said BO was not circumcised. When my son was born in a hospital that was done as a matter of routine without even consulting us. Would the same be for Hawaii? OTOH People born at home or in some other cultures are not circumcised.

thecodont:

A relative of mine was born (in a hospital) a couple of years after BO's alleged birth date. He was circumcised also (as a matter of routine, not according to any family request).

afraidfortherepublic:

My son was born in June of 1961 in a hospital in CA, and the nurses released us because of miscommunication in a day and a half before the circumcision was done. We had to go back to the doctor’s office to have it done a week later, and the doctor was NOT HAPPY. My second son was born in the same hospital 4 years later. I don’t remember them asking me about it. Routine procedure for little boys.

hoosiermama:

Wish we had someone to make a phone call to the hospitols in HI and ask if they routinely do circumcism and when that practice started.

MHGinTN:

You might want to make that call to a Canadian hospital ...

MHGinTN:

No...it would have been in Kenya....not Canada.

Natural Born 54

I am having a vision of a court room scene. The judge turns to O sitting in the witness chair to his left and says “I am sorry, Mr. President, but I am going to have to ask you to stand and drop trou .....”

Anyone remember how Republicans wound up obsessing over Bill Clinton's Johnson, ad nauseam, even on TV? I remember Ann Coulter speculating over Paula Jones' claims about the shape and behavior of the Mighty Clenis, as we came to call it.

Now, I guess, they get to do the same for Obama's unit. This should get entertaining.

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liberalNmoderation's picture

decency of dignity...or one shred of factual evidence either...I mean, if THIS is what they're goin with to try to discredit Obama...

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

It IS to laugh!

Right wingers really have an odd fascination with penis. Young or old, they'll take it. I think progressives need to troll the places these people frequent with "GAY" and "REALLY GAY" comments.

WizardLeft1's picture

I do not care one iota about this ridiculous and obscene story.....Shame on you Dave Neiwert for even commenting on it and trying to blow this non-story into something significant....

Not everything these wackos say merits attention, highlights, or analysis, let alone being "news."

I try not to feed into these wackos on the fringe right and Dave---you do this all too often...

Your book is fine and so are most of your posts. But this time I must say to you Dave---that this is a bogus ass story not worth pissing on.

These right wing wackos constantly get their message out on all the cable shows beyond just Fox "News." That should be the real story....

Even Rachel Maddow and Keith Olbermann put on more righties and ex-right wingers who have all of a sudden had an awakening against their old ways, but, that by no means is actually getting out the liberal/progressive message....

Watch all these shows more carefully people! Keith and Rachel seldom have on real lefties like Michael Parenti, Howard Zinn, John Pilger, Paul Street, Bruce Dixon, Glen Ford, Phyllis Bennis, Frida Berrigan, Jim Lobe, etc.

I am tired of MSNBC, including Rachel and Keith carrying water for the military as well. Neither Keith nor Rachel ever have on true peace activists. Yes they invite Jeremy Scahill on to say "how bad things have gotten" but leave out that those things never should have started in the first place. Name the last peace activist that appeared on Rachel Maddow or Keith Olbermann's programs? Paul Rieckoff is not a peace activist but someone who believes in the military and by extension killing innocent people, who often appears with Rachel Maddow. I wish Rachel would put on true leftists instead of right wingers who have just awakened out of their dark lives like Frank Schaeffer, whom I do not trust one bit.

And Obama has continued Bush's wars---that is what I most concerned with here, not his cock!

Cocks, cocks, and then you have dicks, dicks and pricks, pricks, and oh watch it that you don't get it caught in your zipper on your way out the door in the dark of the night and in the heat of the moment....

I wonder how many right wing masochists have cock rings or have pierced their little dicks? Just asking--we all know how kinky those right wingers are....

miss_kitty's picture

I'd say you gave at least a tinker's damn. Usually I show my disdain for a subject by ignoring it, not posting. But that's just me. I wasn't very well socialised as a child.

WizardLeft1's picture

I don't care about this non-story and have every right to comment on it, nonetheless....I am not interested in this story but you can distort it any way you desire there Miss_Kitty. You surely care about this cock story I see, though.

Socially, if someone says something, you do have a right to respond or not. I chose to respond but I really do not care what right wing wackos think and say as you seem to be so fixated upon....You totally did not read or comprehend what I wrote anyhow.

LeftandLeft's picture

Nothing wrong with laughing at the abject impotence of these lying racist fuckers.

WizardLeft1's picture

You feel better now? That you got that off your chest...and you wonder why the right wing is so dominant?

By the way--you're no lefty either....You attack like a right winger and are unable to have a reasonable thought.

Try to clean up your vocabulary....

ricky's picture

one. Two would be a pain in the dictation.


"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter

WizardLeft1's picture

Try to clean up your vocabulary....

ricky's picture

but lNm made me give up the ghost. And when a post is based on Jesus General, your'e giving up the Holy Ghost.


"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter

WizardLeft1's picture

Just try...I mean just try to do it!

Tom's picture

I think she's saying that for someone claiming to have no interest in the story to then make one of the longest posts on the board shows a high level of interest in the lack of interest... or something like that.

You made the only point of any significance in that whole rant in the very first sentence. After that it was nothing but a bitchy, whining rant about people who don't share your opinions.

There's an easy solution my friend... go start your own blog site and then you can allow or disallow anything you damned well feel like.

But don't come here... where someone else is footing the bill and therefore gets to decide what's a story and what isn't... and try to project YOUR PERSONAL OPINIONS AND PREFERENCES as to what is or isn't proper blog fodder on the rest of us and then get your skivvies knotted when someone disagrees with you.

LeftandLeft's picture

Remember the lapel pin? Angry black woman Michelle? Guns and bibles? Obama's going to kill grandma? Of course this is fucking ridiculous but we should always confront these bastards because people believe this shit!

WizardLeft1's picture

I disagree with you....

The left and the Democrats arre failing miserably at "confronting" right wingers and the Democratic Party has totally co-opted what is left of the liberal base anyhow.....

Right wingism is so infested into the American culture and society that one cannot even see the right wing in action when one thinks it is not in action.....what passes for the "left" today is not the real left, as in the old left.....

Where are the leftist antiwar protesters these days? Ever think that a real antiwar movement which is mobilized enough could help bring about improvements in domestic propograms?

Go read about the Hamilton Project at the Brookings Institute and then tell me that the Democratic Party gives a rat's ass about so-called "liberal/Progessive" issues and causes....

Who on the left by the way is going to confront these right wing wackos? Tell me please? I want to know because I do not see any viable and organized left in this country now.

mudshark's picture

There comes a point, when the right have gone so far out of bounds, that it behooves us to just let them go.
They are their own worst enemy.
But hey, that's just my opinion. They do need to be confronted with facts.
But make no mistake, they hate Obama. I mean, They REALLY HATE HIM!
Hmmmm? I wonder why?

Sometimes it's better to let them go and commit political suicide. The vast majority of this country knows what's going on. And , they have a conscience. At least I hope they still have one. We'll see in the next mid term election. Plus, he's got nuthin on me.:)


What is your conceptual, continuity?

Handypants's picture

These people are beyond insane.

I really hope they keep this up. We'll see the GOP and self-labeled "cons" drop below 20%.


"I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
" ~ Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

If they drop below 20% I think that means that they took too much off during the circumcision.

liberalNmoderation's picture

birther BS yet either....
Gotta give to the goopers...they cling to their insanity like a...well like a crazy person.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/24/gop-...

Mutton Jeff's picture

really necessary?

Anais's picture

But it definitely goes a long way toward showing just how insane the birthers are. Talk about fixation!
And the birthers quoted above are wrong, wrong, wrong. I had to sign a document giving the pediatricians permission to circumcise both my sons. OK, neither is as old as Obama, but circumcision is a surgical procedure that requires parental consent. If circumcision were NOT optional, U.S. doctors would not now be trying to make it mandatory, as a circumcised penis is less likely to pick up the AIDS virus. Geez Louise!

miss_kitty's picture
no

you should have skipped posting in this thread altogether.

Is this post really necessary?

No it is not and the picture is worse. People howl when I rarely criticize Neiwert and Bluegal, but if we don't they do stupid shit like this.

This is the best blog in the world, but the staff is not perfect.

Tom's picture

I do have to agree with you on the picture

Tom's picture

That's for you to decide for yourself. Was it NECESSARY for you to suck up bandwidth asking that question?

Evet's picture

that's a given.

Dutch's picture

I have to say, that's a pretty 'tabloidy' photo you've chosen for this posting.
Please pick a dignified picture of Obama.....especially given the content of the article.
Don't be trashy like the wingers!

They are only interested in presenting him and his Family in the MOST controversial positions possible. They are into Hatred, Ignorance,Indifference and Character Assassination directly or Implied.

They can not stand for a MAN that can Talk in constructive sentences or use Critical Thought and High reasoning powers, they are use to and still want the inbred beer guzzling, race, faith based hater.

I agree. Bad taste.

curtilingus's picture

That's what I thought at first. Then I gave in. "If you can't beat 'em," oops, wrong expression.

I'm sorry, but I think it's funny. And, to tell the truth, the less that man wears, the more I respect him.

Tom's picture

That sounds like all those wingers that were going to vote for McCain because they thought Palin was H O T!!!

the photo is beneath contempt!

needdemsinohio's picture

Because the rumor is that I was born in Massachusetts in 1959. But that can't be correct becuase I am uncircumsised, and we know only foreigners are uncircumcised.

oldretire's picture

Just Hate Mongers that can not stand a Black Man over them. Case and point when Arnie was elected Governor of California these are the same Hate Mongers that wanted to Change the Constitution to allow him to run for President.

Seems funny one is WHITE we change the Constitution, the other is BLACK oops, his Birth Certificate isn't legal.

Remember also 13% of the REPUBLICANS in North Carolina did not know HAWAII is a STATE. Remember these IDIOTS are NOT about America they are about corporate and Theocratic totalitarianism.

I'm a helmet my two older brothers are ant eaters, I guess they should be deported.

Why don't they admit it they are in to tea bagging and now are into penal envy, they just want to make sure that his is bigger than theirs so they can feel even more insecure while the make love to their Mommies, daughters and son and praise their jesus while they do it.

These Clowns aren't Hate Mongers?

Floridiot's picture

Is that like S&M?

(lol, it's penile envy)

Samson-'s picture

this is so fucking stupid.

really, if the wingers want to go on a dick fact finding mission i say they start with themselves. get all the GOP thuggies to whip it out for national inspection. boehner goes first.

meanwhile i am going to move to a country where the citizens (see, consumers) aren't so fucking idiotic.

curtilingus's picture

<===3,

or

o===3

that is the question.

David Ehrenstein's picture
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LeftandLeft's picture

Hey Conservatives, just ask. The worst the Prez can say is no.

curtilingus's picture

Probably one of the saddest things to come out of the whole Clinton fiasco is that Hillary is not very good at what she does.

liberalNmoderation's picture

but I think Monica Lewinski is pretty damn hot.

curtilingus's picture

Tom Greene and Monica Lewinsky hanging out as friends in Canada

This is a poor video but I saw the episode when it aired ten years ago or so. It was a very natural and free flowing interview, not dwelling on the incident but it was very entertaining anyway.

liberalNmoderation's picture

and though I still loathe Tom Greene...he wasn't a total douchebag in that clip.

LeftandLeft's picture

She will be forever able to use serial buttman President Clinton as a trump card with her girl friends.

liberalNmoderation's picture

Yeah...she did have that sweet backside didn't she?

CartoonCoyote's picture
...

I think Monica Lewinski is pretty damn hot.

Nice to know I'm not the only one!

liberalNmoderation's picture

ain't nuthin wrong with a curvy woman with a killer smile...nuthin wrong at all.

I would totally bone Monica.

VJBinCT's picture

ROFLMAO, to quote the young'ns.

I agree Reslugs should be kneeling in front of our Prez. and bowing.

kaybee's picture

I nominate Larry Craig. He will put some lip service to the rumor.

Richard Grabman's picture

... doesn't that put the kibosh on the idea that he's Muslim. Of course, if he is...

MsJoanne's picture

I don't know if I can stand much more of this insanity. Republican's have lost their collective minds (well, collectively, they may have one mind between them, but I digress.)

Tyler Durden's picture

and now they will not rest until they see the Obama's mighty one-eyed monster...

Just come of the f*cking closet already guys!

curtilingus's picture

Since I know someone will be asking,

http://www.circumstitions.com/Restore.html

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Samson-'s picture

touching a hot stove

taking candy from a stranger

clicking on a ys link in a thread about penis-things...

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Samson-'s picture
LOL

touche

*tees ball up for ys*

liberalNmoderation's picture

I'm waitng for him to post a link of Mel Brooks in High Anxiety...you know..the part about "Pee Pee Envy"...
I tried to find it...but I have a short attention span.

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

I've looked too no such luck.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Albatross's picture

Homosexuality is a beautiful, natural thing, part of Nature's spectrum of affectional orientation. Unless of course it is repressed by people raised in a culture of homophobia and shame. Then it seems like the repressed sexual urges twist and turn upon themselves, poisoning the mind and the blood. The worst cases become Republican politicians from Florida, or Chris Matthews. But many become Freepers, and they fixate on stories like this one, spinning themselves up into a shame-cycle of erotic self-loathing, until we all have to suffer through another impeachment trial.


"The Good and Great Must Ever Shun, That Reckless and Abandoned One
Who Stoops to Perpetrate a Pun," Lewis Carroll, 'The Three Voices.'

Evet's picture

regardless of a persons choice. Eventually.

Evet...you're the new LA Confidential.

Trittydi's picture

Then we also get to find out if Ronald Reagan and both the Bush's were circumcised. We can ask Monica about Clnton's. In fact - let's just do a penis check on every future presidential candidate needs to whip it out for inspection. We can give Carter a pass because he didn't cheat on his wife or take us to war and he's done more good in this country than all the living past-president's combined.
*

surfjac's picture

..what's wrong with the right-wing is they are all a bunch of 12 year olds. Folks, its either that or Penis Envy. In either case, was this really necessary on anyone's part?
Its the end of civilization as we know it!


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

Albatross's picture

As if their obsession with guns wasn't a dead giveaway about their Freudian inadequacies?


"The Good and Great Must Ever Shun, That Reckless and Abandoned One
Who Stoops to Perpetrate a Pun," Lewis Carroll, 'The Three Voices.'

curtilingus's picture

That's why they've chosen Sarah for their leader. Because the only thing smaller than their penis is no penis.

liberalNmoderation's picture

that made me think of Hedwig and The Angry Inch.

surfjac's picture

..we're having too much fun with this.
The line of the day though comes from Tyler D.:
"Just come out of the closet.."
I laughed my ass off with that one. I mean, they could declare they want Death Panels but won't ever say it. Maybe they will declare they are into some porn or voyeurism or some other deviate behavior to explain themselves to the American Public.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

With their obsession with penises and guns... Freud would have a field-day. This is what happens when insecure "little" men don't get help for their manias - they inflict their sickness on normal society and we all have to suffer.

JerryO's picture

Do these people have any clue as to how utterly ridiculous they are?


Government + the Federal Reserve = organized crime

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

mrspeel's picture

Frankly, it's going to be absolutely disgusting. This says a lot about us as a Society and how far we've strayed from civility in this country!

The fact that nut-jobs are compelled to even go there isn't bad enough, but the fact that they would actually be taken seriously AND be given extensive coverage is mind-boggling to me. Is there nothing that might be considered out of bounds anymore?

coralreefvet's picture

No hospital is performing ANY surgical procedure on ANY patient without permission. NOT HAPPENING. None of these folks claiming circumcision is routine and therefore can be relied on for interpretation of historical events is telling the truth. Not a one.
Hospital get permission for everything!!!!..or..they get sued.

These are only comments on a web board at this point. It'll be interesting to see if this goes any further. It's ridiculous to assume that every male baby born in the US was circumsized in 1961. I was born in 1962 and at least one of my friends back in grade school was uncircumcized (I saw it when taking a leak in the woods.)

curtilingus's picture
:P3

shaggles, why were you looking? Naughty peeker.

diffrntdrummr's picture

ROUTINE? Without consultation or permission? What planet did these idiots come from? I demand to see their birth certificates.

miss_kitty's picture

In the 50s and 60s you pretty much took your doctor's word, and up until 1975, when the AMA declared there was no medical reason circumcision should be done routinely, and this was restated in 1999 and 2005.

However, studies show circumcised men have less penile disease, and their partners tend to have a healthier gyn environment as well. In fact, several large studies just showed a 60% decrease in HIV transmission in circumcised males compared to uncircumcised males, so the AMA may change its stance on circumcision. 60-75% of American males are circumcised.

That's sounding 'routine' to me.

There were several decades where women were knocked out, enemaed and awoke to a dopy swaddled newborn. But really, if you were a run of the mill WASP or Christian, telling your doctor you didn't want youer son circumcised was akin to declining cancer treatment.

They gave permission, but because it was what you did.

curtilingus's picture
3P:

Americans: Obsessed with wearing a helmet on one head and taking it off the other.

boocilla69's picture

funny if it wasn't so pathetic. These are the same people that in the same breath as uttering these inanities would spew something about the "U.S. is #1," or "the Founding Fathers...." Since they obviously aren't smart enough to be embarrassed for themselves I will take it upon myself to be embarrassed for them. I guess it simply goes to prove just how simple and stupid some people are and it's probably time for us to create a magic tonic to sell to these imbeciles.

covered's picture

Someone has released the original birth certificate (I was gonna say "long form, but didn't.) Seriously, I have a very (real) conservative friend in Switzerland who thinks "we are worried that your country has suffered some sort of mental collapse.") Can't say that I disagree.

These Right Wing Nutcases have really hit bottom on this nonsense. What do these morons want the Prez to do, pull down his pants and stick his dick in their faces to prove it???

boocilla69's picture

the picture is sophmoric (sp?) and I generally like quirky pictures.

Phylter's picture

It would "prove" that the President is

A: An American who was "done" as routine back in the day.
B: Jewish
C: Muslim

OMG! He's a Jewish Muslim American!!!

/S

miss_kitty's picture

Because you know, 'Barack' is a Jewish name. Hussein is Muslim. If we call him O'bama, he's looking Irish which would make him, what you said.

Teh Horrorz!

curtilingus's picture

Reminds me of a bad joke I just made up.

What does an Irish penis look like?

A potato.

ricky's picture

for the Dick Tater joke?


"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter

If he was born Muslim, as they often claim, he would have been circumcised, and especially in Africa where they are so keen on genital mutilation.

I dont hate god Its his fan club I CANT STAND's picture
WTF

You have got to be kidding. 1st of all it proves NOTHING. 2nd Its none of your, mine or anybody's business.

They have chosen this argument because it's something that can't be disproven like the birth certificate. I mean it could be disproven or whatever but that's not the point. They just want to keep their fantasy going about where he was born because for this sort of mentality, they need something to focus on or else their tiny brains would wither and die.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

"would" wither and die? They'd have to have one first!

I hate to break it to them but not all hospitals start removing things without asking the parents if they want it done. When I had my baby they made all the new parents sit in a short class before we went home. Nothing major just talking about what to expect and hygene and stuff. There were two little boys born that weekend. Only one chose to have a circumcism done.

oedura's picture

...Obama has wasted on efforts at "bipartisanship" after the Dems won majorities in Congress and the presidency, maybe they should check to see if he has a pair of balls while they're down there, too.

Blue Lensman's picture

55 comments and counting regarding a handful of inane freeper comments.

Wait until the freepers begin asking if the President has an inny or an outy belly button.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Or since they have never seen it, it must not exist. He is an ALIEN then. Maybe an illegal one at that. ;)

I mean really, how do we even know that he is truly a man? Inquiring empty minds want to know.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Bonkers's picture

No really, I encourage you to keep yapping in this manner.

I have a friend whom I really only communicate with via Facebook (as she lives in another, "flyover" state) who answered "yes" to FB poll asking if she would back Sarah "Too Also" Palin for president in 2012. My first thought was, "You HAVE to be kidding me." But my second thought was, "Ok, actually yes. So do I! Run, Sarah, run! And take the Repug Party down the tubes with ya, you betcha!"


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

Bonkers's picture

"Live Freep or Die"?

Seriously. Wotta lot of goofballs.


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

Annoyed Canuck's picture

An ex-girlfriend of Obama (real or bogus, doesn't matter), spilling the goods about the presidential member on trash-TV.

mausium's picture

Is a supposed "ex-boyfriend".

Zilam's picture

I really think the wingtards are getting way too cocky trying to erect such a claim. But I know the truth will snip away the head of this one-eyed beast, and the public will give these people the shaft.

pissed off patricia's picture

Thanks for going there because I sure was tempted, but now that you did, I don't have to.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Either way, I've sworn off the breaded squid rings from that carryout next door to the Rabbi's office

Bitter Scribe's picture

...I give my mother an extra present for not having had me circumsized.

Pretty soon they'll be calling for Hawaii to produce Obama's foreskin. The long form.

The Scarlet Pimpernel's picture

I posted the following on the General's site:

"I don't know what this obsession is that white folks have with penises but I was born in 1952 in a foreign hospital where you had to specifically request to be circumcised, unlike the US where it was standard practice at the time. I am Roman Catholic and I have never been at all concerned about the size of my penis and have never had any complaints."

I am a Latino/White male who has never ever been concerned about what swings down there. What the hell difference does it make anyway? I fathered a fine family and my wife of 34 years tells me she's very pleased with things. Of course she could be reenacting the scene in "When Harry met Sally" in the delicatessen. But somehow I don't think so.

pissed off patricia's picture

Anyone who can't tell a snorkel from a peepee, has way more problems than they may be aware of. Especially when they go snorkeling.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Bonkers's picture

Now I gotta clean coffee off my monitor. THANKS, pop.


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

pissed off patricia's picture

Send my lawyer the bill for your new monitor.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Bonkers's picture

Found that a quick wipe with a paper towel solved the problem. We'll keep the lawyers out of it...THIS time. [squints significantly]


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

ron's picture
POP

LOL! You are too precious.

pissed off patricia's picture

I think the precious is a result of my having "cuties".


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

ron's picture

you're funny as hell too.

ricky's picture

if mine is called a peepee, what is yours called?


"I mean Romney is the most conservative on illegal immigration and I don't think Ronald Reagan could get elected in California today."
Ann "Clipped" Coulter

Precious


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Mike the Canuck's picture

wtf has this got to do with anything.I wonder if these people realize how incredibly stupid this makes the entire US look to the rest of the world.

Too late for that...

"The only other thing that hit me was that Sinclair said BO was not circumcised."

The fuck are we responding to his claims for? The guy's still avoiding felony warrants, IIRC. He's a lifetime grifter with a talent for convincing racist bigots that he fucked our President with nothing but his "word" to go on.

Hieronymus Braintree's picture

Do you realize this is the second Democratic president in a row, whose johnson they want to see? Does the term "distinguishing characteristics" ring a bell? As in when Paula Jones' people insisted that Clinton could be identified by a left hook in the old you-know?

BTW, I figured at the time that the allegation was untrue and that's why Hillary put so much misguided faith in her guy regarding Monica.

ot - but important bit abut CIA torture conspiracy:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/08/24/whit...


"Government by organized money is just as dangerous as Government by organized mob"
-= Franklin Delano Roosevelt =-

I guess it's time for Chris Matthews to get Tom Delay on the horn.
Matthews: "So Tom, what do ya think?"
Delay: "Why doesn't he just show us his dick and get it over with? We know he won't show us his gift certificate."

Sooner or later, all these loons refer to wisdom and examples set by the ultimate authority for all true patriots, the Founding Fathers.

So let's address these vitally important historical questions:

Did Thomas Jefferson father his line of mulatto bastards circumsized or uncircumsized?

Did Washington cross the Potomac with a intact foreskin?

What, exactly, was at the business end of John Hancock's cock - a bare one-eyed snakehead, or a turtleneck?

schizophonic's picture

Our failed "fourth arm" of government will give this way too much coverage. The "news" media in this country is turning our country into an idiocracy.

Any chance of my family claiming political asylum? I'd like off of this ride now, please. =)

Seth Russell's picture

Well i remember the boys locker room in a mixed junior high school in the 50's. Most (but not all) of the white boys were circumcised. Most of the black boys (but not all) were uncut. That indicates to me that hospitals did not circumcising boys as a matter of routine. Seeing the Obama dick will prove nothing.

Yellowbird's picture

Of course they would. It's the nitty gritty of their deep seated RACISM isn't it?

They are so damn afraid that the "Black" man might be superior to them in EVERY WAY.

Well DAMN! It seems to me that they are.

So hey you stupid flabby Krackers!

Quit fighting Public Option. After all you are going to get your VIAGRA for free and then you can stuff your tiny member into your fat mouthed ugly women... and they will never know your closeted secret. Will they.

Kate's picture

I think serious sociological studies have been done about this -- it's really a deep-seated fear in many conservative white males: (1) That the black man has a bigger penis, (2) that he can better satisfy any woman, black or white, and (3) that white women prefer black men sexually.

At http://www.geocities.com/mclane65/superior.html, the author writes:

"Donald G. Mathews refers to the days of slavery, and white fears of superlative black powers in the sexual realm. "The whites' belief that blacks' sexuality was far greater than their own and that the license of such libidinous creatures had to be controlled." [Religion in the Old South, p. 71]"

"And the fear of black superiority goes back deep into our nation's past. Let's take a glance into the Lynch Era. Writing in 1903 in the journal Medicine, Dr. William Lee Howard claimed that the physiological problem behind the rapes of defenceless white women by Negroes included 'the large size of the Negro's penis' and the fact that Negroes lacked 'the sensitiveness of the terminal fibers which exist in the Caucasian.' [quoted by Randall Kennedy, p. 190]"

Fascinating stuff, and yet another indication that so many conservatives are psychologically disturbed.

euroclyde's picture

Is any and all evidence of Obama's birthplace that is based on his unit circumstantial?

sixhundredsixtysix's picture

“I am sorry, Mr. President, but I am going to have to ask you to stand and drop trou .....”

President stands.

Zip.

Kaflump.

Women gasp, men faint.

Judge: Bang Bang case closed! Good god ...

Redwood Rhiadra's picture

Interestingly, there's an NYT article this morning about recommending that newborn circumcision be routine, to help prevent AIDS. It seems that even at the peak, the circumcision rate was only 80%, and lower among blacks.

Circumcision of infants is male genital mutilation.

curtilingus's picture

You might need that extra skin later in your life. Seriously. I have a friend who has skin cancer on his scalp and they need to take a piece of his butt and graft it on its head.

Quasi's picture

. . . by posting a supposed photo of the one-eyed trouser snake under contention.

Does anyone remember whether Long Dong Silver was circumcised?

curtilingus's picture

Whatever makes your cobra spit.

liberalNmoderation's picture

but what about that man from Nantucket?

Since Bill Maher attempted to counter the birthers with where Sarah Palin's high school diploma is, a Google image search reveals her IQ: http://cousinavi.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/...

harmil2's picture

Ok, let's assume the Whitehouse is so wussy it caves and tries to appease the teabagging birthers/deathers (TBDs).

1. Whitehouse releases statement that Obama is circumcized. An hour later during interview on Fox News a TBD guest and Brit Hume demand a picture as evidences.

2. Whitehouse releases picture. An hour later a TBD expert on Fox expresses doubt to Nancy Grace regarding photo as it doesn't seem dark enough. Nancy says she expected better. Demands photo of POTUS in full frontal nudity.

3.Whitehouse releases photo as demanded. An hour later on Hannity's show a TBD panel discusses expert's allegation that the POTUS penis has been obviously photoshopped by the same Iranian that did the picture of the infamous missle shot and making the POTUS penis appear not only circumcized but larger than...Hannity then demands that Bill O'Reilly be allowed to personally examine the POTUS penis as Bill might be into that sort of thing, but not him.

4.Whitehouse agrees to examination but Bill O demurs that since Sean brought it up, so to speak, perhaps he should do the examination. Sean argues that it would take too long. Bill O finally agrees to come to the Whitehouse with camera and ruler. To Bill O's surprize he must get in line behind Rush Limbaugh who is already there, bent over and holding his ankles as Rush assumes this is the only position allowed white males at the Obama Whitehouse...

OMG, does anyone have any idea what it would take to end this?

Kate's picture

OMG, this is brilliant -- thank you for a good laugh!

But "POTUS penis" is kind of an awkward phrase, isn't it? Shouldn't we call it something like the First Penis?

curtilingus's picture
:P@

"OMG, does anyone have any idea what it would take to end this?"

A copy of his birth certificate, or a copy of his penis.

It's so simple even a cave man could figure it out.

miss_kitty's picture

impaled on his long form penis displayed publicly wouldn't satisfy any of these assholes.

I am having a vision of a court room scene. The judge turns to O sitting in the witness chair to his left and says “I am sorry, Mr. President, but I am going to have to ask you to stand and drop trou .....”

There was, as i recall, the same fascination when the allegations emerged about the direction the Clenis bent when aroused.

Cus what it is, they all feel inadequate. Johnny Rodd, et al, notwithstanding, we all look, and compare. And for most (white) guys, the comparisons are not comforting...

The rightard wing has created a whole new syndrome: Male Penis Envy.

sixhundredsixtysix's picture

We laugh at their next silly attempt to marginalize the president but this is yet another layer in the layer after layer attack that the Republicans have become so good at.
Sure it doesn’t matter and will wash out eventually and be silly in the end … but the individual layer doesn’t matter. It never does.

After all, did Kerry look French? Or like a Cicada? Or like Frankenstein? (Well maybe a little)

Point is, this is what they do ... anyone got a count on the layers so far?
I mean they already believe Obama is a Muslim, a Communist, a Socialist, a Marxist, etc ... all at the same time!!

It's all about layers ... and even if one or most all of them fall away as ridiculous, the damage has already been done and one more step towards perception taking the place of reality has successfully been taken.

I swear this is a written play in the Republican playbook for steering sheep. Layer after layer of whatever the hell they can come up with - fact based or otherwise.

darter22's picture

for their tiny little penises.

toddbishop's picture

Behold the new teabagger credo.

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