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The right wingers are pulling out all the rhetorical stops in trying to pretend that global warming is all just a hoax cooked up by Marxist ideologues. Take, for instance, Bill Bennett last night on Sean Hannity's show:

Bennett: It's amazing, you know -- the power of ideology to blind people to reality. You've got this Russian report that you cited -- you know, this thing is falling apart. You had the stuff out of East Anglia University -- I mean, this is reminiscent of the old alchemy, and phrenology stuff.

I mean, this, this -- there's so much junk, so much corruption in the fact that we would fork over a hundred billion dollars. Plus I think the biggest event at Copenhagen was the standing, thunderous standing ovation to Hugo Chavez when he condemned capitalism. That tells you really what that meeting is all about, it seems to me.

Hannity: That's what I want to get to. If we look at the ClimateGate scandal, coupled with what you just pointed out, we've pointed out, about this Russian climate center, what they had to say, there's another agenda. Why would a scientist -- and I have really not gotten a satisfactory answer from anybody -- why would scientists risk their careers and their reputations to lie and manipulate data if there wasn't some agenda? And if they are, and there is an agenda, what is it?

Bennett: Yeah, well, take a look at Soviet psychiatry under Stalin, take a look at various kinds of medical, quote, science under Hitler, and you'll again see the power of ideology to bend men to their, to the ways of the dictator.

You know, I remember reading that biography of Einstein. There's a list of all the scientists who were driven out of Germany by Hitler because of his crazy policies. It's the world's roster of greatest scientists. That's what's happening here. You're getting some of the best people in the world questioning what is going on in this supposedly accepted wisdom, and the thing's falling apart.

Really? A minor dustup among a handful of e-mails is just like Hitler's persecution of the Jews within the German scientific community? Climate scientists are acting like Nazi medical experimenters? Climate science is just like phrenology? Global warming is about bending us to the will exactly which dictator?

Christ on a crutch, get a grip, people. Or at least some tiny bit of perspective.

Hannity has been out leading the parade in trying to make global warming out to be a hoax. And he's obviously pulling out all the stops.

Bennett is right about one thing, though: This situation does indeed powerfully illustrate "the power of ideology to blind people to reality." Just not the way he thinks it does.

Or as the Pat Bagley cartoon put it:

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Holy FUCK?!?! What happened? The casinos all closed for the high holidays!?!?!


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

curtilingus's picture

LOL. It took me a second but I get it. Good one L&P.

Starcats's picture
Yep

His Vegas dominatrix is probably taking some time off over the holidays too.


"By words the mind is winged." - Aristophanes

jotunloki's picture

No, more probably his tab ran too high and they cut him off. He had to go suck up some hate troll money to pay them down.

nemo's picture

(a nicotine and gambling addict who wrote books for little kids about virtues) who set the precedent of the FedGov ignoring scientific evidence of cannabis being a uniquely non-lethal substance, he's not one to talk.

Two-dimensional mental flatlander. Why does anyone listen to this hypocrite?

Tax the Rich's picture

ROFLMAO!

The corporate fascists (Big Brother) are just making sure the moron teabaggers stay focused - on what I have no idea?


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

Starcats's picture

Bennett has an eating disorder as well.


"By words the mind is winged." - Aristophanes

miss_kitty's picture

you hypocritical fuck.

There HAS to be an equal yet separate law for Stalin now too.

A Rule of Stalin/Stalinist Analogies

fiver's picture

I bet you're wrong.


Corruption favors the wealthy.

Geraldo's picture

My "batshit insane" meter starts going off.

Whenever Bennet opens his mouth...breathalyzers in the three neighboring states go off.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

Tax the Rich's picture

LOL! Good one.


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

schultzbk's picture

...I've heard all day -- thank you!


Beware of anyone promising a future full of yesterdays.

project's picture

These old tired warn out idiots spouting totally ignorant bullshit in every direction.
republicanism/conservatism is a mental illness that is killing America!

Tax the Rich's picture

LOL again! Another good one. Keep em' comming folks.


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

oldtree's picture

It isn't fair to humiliate this poor drunken anti psychotic overdosing person without showing that they are medically compromised first. We should help the funny news out by being fair and truthful. Then the net really will take over as the only news source.

Evet's picture

This Bennett guys smart."

"Oh yes dear. Sean knows to bring the best and brightest on to the show we can be thankful for that"

"Yip, baloney sandwiches ready yet?"

Tax the Rich's picture

I'll put $500 bucks down, and give this asshole 5 to 1 odds that he's full of shit!


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

Well...that's alot cheaper than taking him to the bar.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

had he known Einstein was a socialist.

Or maybe he does know and is engaged in the same selective reading of history he's constantly accusing leftists of.

http://www.huppi.com/kangaroo/Einstein.htm

schultzbk's picture

Bennett's "Book of Virtues" is a whirlwind of misinterpreted fables. If you ever pick up a copy, check out his interpretation of Christ's parable of the Good Samaritan. It would make my Sunday school teacher roll over in her grave.


Beware of anyone promising a future full of yesterdays.

Wait, lemme guess ... the real moral of the fable is that first you should roll any victim left for dead to see if he has any change in his pockets ...

pissed off patricia's picture

I think Joe Scarborough topped this, this morning when he asked one of his guest if we should believe everything scientists say just as we should believe everything in the bible.

The right is scared shitless of science because it blows many of their claims all to hell and back. They see science as some sort of voodoo except of course when they are seeking a preventative shot to ward off some disease.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

you can bet on Joe, Bill, and the Bible and odds are you will not fall off the edge of the earth or fry in hell.

Or you can bet on the scientists and drown in your winnings. If you don't fry first on earth.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

schultzbk's picture

...that these anti-science, anti-evolution types are always the first to line up for flu shots? It's like they're immune from cognitive dissonance but have an autoimmune deficiency when it comes to fear.


Beware of anyone promising a future full of yesterdays.

Mutton Jeff's picture

Hey Bill - ya wanna bet that global warming is real? C'mon... I'll betcha it's true! How much you wanna BET?

MountainMan23's picture

Venezuelan President Chavez addresses UN Climate Conference:

Chavez: Capitalism will destroy the planet.

He tears into Obama ..


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture

In addition to Chávez, Democracy Now from Copenhagen with Bolivian President Evo Morales on the ecological necessity of ending rapacious capitalism here

Naomi Klein Says Clinton Guilty of 'Climate Blackmail' at COP15 here

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Marx wrote long before an understanding of the ecology was possible, were he alive today he would understand the the political power dynamics at work.

The powerful, meaning the US, would have the world adjust it ways while we carry on as we have.

What a great irony. The warmonger President stops in Oslo to accept the peace prize and promotes war making in his speech, then proceeds to Copenhagen to give lip service to the ecology.

War is a crime against the planet. What a travesty.


statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

Tax the Rich's picture

This drooling imbecile was education secretary under Ronnie rotten brain Reagan. Yet teacher's with Masters Degrees and 20 years of successful teaching experience, have to prove to the fucking idiot republicans that they are highly qualified?

You can't make this shit up.


If I were a psychopath, I would join the republican party, and get in on the gravy train taking the Teabircher morons to the cleaners.

MountainMan23's picture

Don't get me started about the politics in the education industry ..


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

You mean you didn't hear about the new government mandate to require that all American children should go to private schools?!?!

If you can't afford to go...the government sends you to jail.

Test scores will take flight!! Cause ....we know that the rich are naturally smarter than the poor.


Vote GOP and move forward to the 18th Century.

to intellectuals. Oh the stupidity hurts!


"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

live on high ground or something? I mean, do they think AGW won't affect them? I mean, I can't understand why they keep trumpeting this obviously untrue bullshit. What do they stand to gain?

pissed off patricia's picture

They are trolling for more tea baggers. Anything anyone with a lick of sense says must be put down by the Right. They are already standing on shaky ground and they can't afford to let science or common sense weaken their cause any more.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

MountainMan23's picture

Sen. Graham Courts Climate Votes, Reaps Censure From His Party

AP: Rep. Senator Lindsey Graham has become an unlikely champion for action on climate change. His position has irked just about everybody, even reaping censure by his own party for supporting a bill that would clamp down on greenhouse gases. (Dec. 17)


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

pissed off patricia's picture

That's the one thing Graham has been open about. For whatever reason, maybe his brain kicks in once in a while, he has been talking about climate change or global warming for some time.

Of course the repubs are against him on this, he's showing he has some intelligence.

The right wingers are still pissed because they lost the flat earth argument.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

stewartm0205's picture

The oil and coal companies pay them to lie. They are pretty shortsighted so they take the money and do what they do best lie to the stupid and the clueless.

fiver's picture

Hey, if you've learned that believing that cavemen rode dinosaurs is as equally valid as believing in evolution, everything is just a matter of opinion.

From there it's just a simple matter of Exxon donating to a few mega-churches and telling them what to believe. I think "faith" is an essential component of the herd animals' psyche.

My preferred Faith was much more entertaining.


Corruption favors the wealthy.

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

about the faith thing, but cavemen riding dinosaurs doesn't have immediate ramifications, whereas thawing tundra and rising ocean temps do. But as Bertrand Russell once famously observed, "The problem with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt."
And, yes, I prefer your faith too. LOL

Is this why the lead character in PBS Kid's 'Book of Virtues' is a Buffalo?


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

MountainMan23's picture
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As an American it is my God given Constitutional RIGHT to believe ANYTHING I WANT TO.

.. so there !

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When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

ron's picture
LOL

I had a brother-in-law say that he had a right to his opinion even when I pointed out to him where he was wrong.

Peter G's picture

"Some do not want to discuss the causes of climate changes. I will tell you the cause: capitalism. Capitalism is the worst enemy – for life and for the climate."- Hugo Chavez
This from a guy who's pumping hydrocarbons out of the ground at a ferocious rate with virtually no regard for the local enviroment to fund his "socialist", well more of a Chavezist, revolution. Not unlike the Soviet Union in fact. Have I mentioned how intensely I dislike hypocrites?

His presence was no help at all to advancing the agenda at Copenhagen.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ron's picture

it's capitalism but corporatism that is damaging the world. That said, Peter, If he wasn't pumping oil out, the U.S. corporations would be. It is the one major resource that keeps them going.

Evet's picture

"If Obama, Nobel War Prize, said here, by the way, it smells of sulfur here. It smells of sulfur. It keeps smelling of sulfur in this world."

ricky's picture

smells better than your Exxon corporate gas.

I'm with China. Clean Commie coal whips capitalist coal any way you breathe it.

Chuckle headed punks fart smarter.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

in Venezuela in 1922. Americans wrote Venezuela's petrolum laws. Until Chavez came to power, most of Venezuela's oil revenue went to Americans. Chavez changed that, and as a result, over a million hitherto illiterate adults have learned to read, and Venezuela has one of the best healthcare systems in Latin America. Child malnutrition and infant mortality rates have declined under his leadership, due entirely to more equitable distribution of oil revenue, which is the backbone of Venezuela's economy and has been for over 80 years. What's he supposed to do, closed down all the oil facilities? He inherited this mess; he didn't create it.

Peter G's picture

As far as Chavez goes he lost any residual credibility when he rather hastily pushed a bill through Venezuela's legislature that put the school system into the hands of his party hacks to advance the Bolivarian revolution. Now his party writes the curriculum, decides who gets to be a teacher or a professor regardless of tenure and for good measure they threw in a nice clause that allows any media outlet to be shut down if it is found guilty of frightening children. On the bright side they only fired rubber bullets at the teachers and academics who marched on the legislature in protest. In real socialist countries the agendas on health care,education and social equity are advanced democratically and not through setting up yourself as a tinpot dictator. Making the trains run on time doesn't cut it as an excuse on either the left or the right. Chavez is pure demagogue.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

ron's picture

you've been reaDING TOO MANY wASHINGTON pOST EDITORIALS.

Peter G's picture

cite a single article that contradicts the facts I have asserted. My source, by the way, is an article from The Economist which,as everyone knows has a distinct leftist Keynesian bent with regard to fiscal and monetary policy.
Unfortunately you'll have to subscribe to read the full analysis. It contrasts sharply with the success of his neighbors in achieving the same goals without the dark political overtones.
http://www.economist.com/displaystory.cfm?sto...


Hasa Diga Eebowai

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

the guy is perfect, but calling him a hypocrite because he inherited an oil industry is off the mark.

Peter G's picture

oil industry made him a hypocrite. Chavez suggesting that his brand of socialism is the cure, which it clearly is not, given how he operates that oil industry is the purest hypocrisy.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

Does anyone live up to your standards?

Alan Grayson live up to anyone's standard around these parts?


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

Hell no!


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

good reason.

Peter G's picture

I like the way much of Europe operates particularly the Scandinavian countries. The Germans and the Swiss, the French all seem to have found ways to balance good social policy while keeping the much more efficient use of resources that capitalism provides and most importantly without suppressing democracy. You want to see an environmental wasteland and wasted opportunities and resources look to the ex-Soviet countries. That is more likely to be Chavez's model.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

You started out by saying Chavez was a hypocrite because his country produces oil, then you switched to complaining about the way he treats teachers, now you are comparing Venezuela -- a third world country that the CIA & American corporations are trying to destroy -- with Western industrialized European nations that were rebuilt under the Marshall plan and are defended by NATO. Let's stick to the original topic, shall we? Chavez, for all his faults, has wrested control of his contry's oil resources away from nefarious foreign interests, and is using the revenue from that industry to help his fellow countrymen. I think blaming AGW on capitalism, as he has done, is laying it on a little thick. But I don't think he is a hypocrite just because his country sells its only valuable resource to other countries who misuse it.

ricky's picture

I was beginning to feel like cutting up my CITGO card before this last comment. I wouldn't want to be contributing to the hypocrisy of a petty para military tyrant.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

Hernand Cortex's picture

as in "Democratically elected North American President who escalates a senseless war in the eve of accepting a Nobel Peace award?"

or as in "Democratically elected South American President who has the gall of not toe in line with the interests of the USA?"

I must admit I only speak the Queen's English, so I am not that fluent in American Neo-English.

ricky's picture

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“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

In the spirit of inter continental understanding
... let's concentrate on the yanks definition of "petty para military tyrant." I seem to recall that was my original query.

Cheers.

ricky's picture

Freddy Mercury song to play in the background when I answer.

Actually I am sure it was not Isabella. Otherwise Hugo would be speaking Spansih, not English, and Obama, rather than Palin, would be speaking in toungues.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

Peter G's picture

Could I not make this clearer: The way Chavez is operating the Venezuelan oil industry is to maximize short term production which leaves substantial resources unusable and with little concern for environmental consequences. He is using the money to buy votes with what appear to be wonderful advances in social programs. No thought whatsoever has been given to developing a post-oil industrial economy (those people he considers enemies) capable of sustaining those programs and they will disappear when the oil does. His idea of socialism is pure bullshit and ultimately the people of Venezuela will pay the price. This is no model for sustainability and for Chavez to propose it as a "new" model is nothing but hypocritical. As you can see his presence does nothing but provide fodder for the know- nothings. He's just one more bogeyman and there are enough of those already.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

is that Venezuela's oil industry is harming the environment, then I agree. But every nation's oil industry harms the environment, and, again, Chavez inherited his nation's oil industry from Chevron and Exxon, et al., and it's been harming the environment for decades. Of all the evil ignoramuses doing harm to the environment, however -- especially where AGW is concerned -- zeroing in on Chavez seems to belie an ulterior motive. This thread started out about Bill Bennet, the gamble-holic fake moralist. How you saw that as an invitation to clobber Hugo Chavez, I don't understand.
I acknowledge Chavez has many faults, but so does Sarkozy and the tax-dodger-abetters in Switzerland and so forth. Whatsamatta? Got Chavez on the brain or something?

Peter G's picture

provided yet more ammunition to people like Bennett while offering absolutely nothing constructive to the debate. Do you really think Chavez is someone who'll act as a ally in this thing. He does more harm than good. Certainly Copenhagen's organizers didn't think so. If you feel I'm picking on Chavez unfairly I'll throw in Mugabe as an equally unpalatable rabble rouser that we really don't need as allies to persuade reasonable people to do the reasonable thing. If you think I'm burning bandwidth to no point why did you engage in the debate? Feeling a little defensive re Hugo?


Hasa Diga Eebowai

BigDaddyMalcontent's picture

1. USA; 2. European Union 3. China, enabled by USA; 4. India, enabled by USA; 5. Africa, enabled by USA; 6. Japan, and way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way down the list you come to Venezuela. Sure, some of his tactics are dictatorial; sure he was petulant at the climate conference. But to zoom past Sam Giancana and Carlos Marcelo just to bust the nighborhood dimebag peddler is ridiculous.

Really! Then whose presence was useful? I really want to know.

ricky's picture

and Michelle Malkin cheered. Thongs rule.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

MountainMan23's picture

He led the Bolivarian Coalition in leaving with no intention of agreeing to any statement put forward, but with the intent of continuing the process of working on a global solution.

He was livid - as were many other world leaders - about the attempt by the US, UK and the Danes (the "Danish Text") to draft a statement in secret, and laughed at the US proposal to spend only $10 Billion a year helping other nations cope with climate disruption.


When will government of the people, by the politicians, for the corporations perish from this Earth?

Not soon enough!

Mugsy's picture

Bennett says he "enjoys reading Einstein's biography" and claims Einstein was "driven out by Hitler's crazy policies"???

Einstein... a Jew... FLED Nazi Germany. He wasn't "expelled by Hitler" or his policies.

What makes me think Bennett has either NEVER read Einstein's biography or didn't understand what he read?


* There are two types of Republicans: millionaires and suckers.
"Mugsy's Rap Sheet": Recording history for those who seek to rewrite it.

pissed off patricia's picture

That's the beauty of going on Hannity's show, no one expects you to have facts to back up what you say. Hannity and his audience have no requirement for factual knowledge. Just feed them crap and they're happy as pigs in fecal matter.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

mudshark's picture

To believe what they are told.
That's as deep as they need to go.
It suits their needs perfectly.


What is your conceptual, continuity?

"Well praise the lord. Lou's one smart man dear."

"Yip, he sure is smart. How bout another baloney sandwich honey"

surfjac's picture

..Polar Bear biting bill bennett and sean hannity in the ass.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

Steve J.'s picture

He was asking callers for the temp at their location and one of his on-air sidekicks (Seth?) was recording them. After about 10 callers, Bennett asked Seth for the average and Seth didn't know how to do it!

Spanish Inquisition? "Climate Change Believers are obviously possessed by The Devil! Torture them till they confess! Then burn them alive! Now THAT'S warming hahahahahaha!

Different Anonymous's picture
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Well, I certainly won't be expecting a Spanish Inquisition...

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

Diabolus est Deus Inversus

scooter's picture

They believe that Jesus created man about 2000 years ago, the earth is still flat, the sun revolves around the earth, etc etc. There is no end to the depths of their willful ignorance. They actively CHOOSE to be stupid. Can't we sterilize them or something so they can't breed any more idiots into the world?

pissed off patricia's picture

They are so stupid. Even I know that the sun does not revolve around the earth. The earth revolves around me. I think everyone should know that and it would make my life a whole lot easier.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

but you have helped explain why hurricanes, which revolve, seem excessivbely attracted to your part of the world.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

While it is true that hurricanes revolve around me some times, the earth is always circling my being. At least I would like to think so.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

ricky's picture

when dodging falling trailer houses. I am pretty sure he thinks the world revolves around him. I could be wrong, but I'm willing to bet on it.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

The time of rotation would be much longer if the world revolved around Bill than if it revolved around me. Bill equals about ten of me in size.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Or if Rush made the world go around would we just have endless night?

Finally, and most importantly, how did you make the damn thing spin tilted like that?


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

It's an old family secret. I just move all the heavy people to the top and that keeps it tilted. Us skinny folk stay near the bottom. It's all science and such as, whatever.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

ricky's picture

They believe God implanted the baby Jesus immaculately in Mary's womb 2000 years ago. Man was a bit earlier. After God got tired of being just a word.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

Old Billy's picture

If it turned out that global warming was not happening?

pissed off patricia's picture

Wouldn't it be great if it turned out there was a Santa Claus?

Some things are fun to think about but they often run into a wall of facts.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

"Wouldn't it be great if it turned out there was a Santa Claus?"

WHAT!!!!!!!?????!!!!???!

;)

pissed off patricia's picture

I for one would love a gentleman to leap down the chimney (which I don't have) and leave me stacks of wonderful things. I can have very expensive tastes if I'm not picking up the tab.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Liberalicious's picture

As that's what kept me from believing in Santa...we didn't have a chimney...so how would he get inside. That and the whole flying sleigh and reindeer thing.

Also I was never really a chubby chaser. Slim Santa down a lot and maybe we'll talk.

ricky's picture

Tiger once had a sterling reputation too before we needed him to distract our attention from the failure of Elvis, Anna Nichole, or Michael to reappear in time to boost Black Friday sales figures.

Has anyone seen Mrs. S. wearing her Kay's jewelry rings lately.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

She sold all her gold jewelry so that she could use the money to buy food for Santa's deer. Things are tough everywhere this year, even in places that aren't real.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

Liberalicious's picture
So

what do the elves eat? Broiled reindeer?

ricky's picture

They troll the streets looking for urchin fighting with twigs in their coal stained clothes.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

ron's picture

they eat their own. They must be republican.

ricky's picture

Democratic elves would cook 'em up, set the table, then get pissed because somebody demanded grace be said before dinner. They would cuss each other out and walk away mad vowing never to eat again.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

Yes, democratic elves would also swear they will never by fooled by anyone again just before they told you who they would vote for in the next election even though that person probably would not be running.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

ricky's picture

We are discussing dinner, not politics.

But you are right about their dinner conversation. Except you left out how they would tell you how hard they worked on fixing the dinner before pronouncing it no longer fit to eat.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

ricky's picture

The deer were shot by teabaggers before Obama got their guns.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

Obama took away Santa's reindeer and as a result little kids around the world will cry all Christmas night. He not only took them from Santa but he threw them under the bus.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

ricky's picture

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“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

Exactly! Obviously Rahm is some kind of evil being who has taken over the President and is holding him hostage. Rahm wants to own all the insurance companies and if Obama doesn't come through, it's death panels for everyone.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

around them things would not run into the Wall O Facts quite so often.

Those in charge of Wall O Facts maintenance would appreciate your taking note.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

Winski's picture

So if it's bennett, beck, hannratty, palin, savage, limberger, greter, billo-the-clown, so what's the difference?? ANSWER: NOTHING!!! Not a fringing thing..They may even be the same person!! Just bennett seems to be a little goofier than some...

pissed off patricia's picture

On which goofier scale are you grading?


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

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“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

Industrial goofier scales would work. They hold up to six right wing blow hards, guaranteed.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

but it has to be linear if we assume the earth is flat.

Of course, if it is flat that explains the tilt if they are close to the edge, but not the revolutions.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

pissed off patricia's picture

Well, I know one thing for sure, it's Obama's fault if the earth is flat and it's his fault if it isn't. Those Kenyan people have been messing with the shape of the earth for eons.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

in the Honolulu newspapers.


“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder

..couldn't light a 2 watt bulb. But hey, its so much fun to laugh at their naivete.
And once again, my ole buddy Jack Daniels is calling me up and saying, "Dude, we got to drink the stupid away!" I'm in for a long weekend. B'bye.


Mickey: "It was an epiphany. Do you know what an epipany is?"
Keoni: "NOT NOW MICKEY!"

pissed off patricia's picture

Take care and tell Jack Hi for me.


Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.

nonny mouse's picture

You'd think the extreme religious rightwing would welcome global warming and the death of all life on earth - that seems to be the prerequisite for Christ's return, although by that time, there won't be anyone left alive to inherit the earth.

On the other, I do hope they're right, that global warming isn't happening, that the earth isn't dying. I really do - but I'd rather do everything and anything necessary now to allow them to BE right rather than wait until the oceans boil to say 'I told you so...'

Peter G's picture

they seem to be right and while predictions are not so dire as boiling oceans they are bad enough.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

Alice X - Chomsky Nader's picture

We had one of those, he was Secretary of the Interior under Reagan, James Watt.

Horrible…


statusquObama, change you can only pretend in

project's picture

fox sucks and so do the people that watch it!
I just saw that camron idiot as I was surfing the channels.
He said Obama know that passing health care will cost them dem seats next election.
Know wonder fox viewers are so stupid! The reason dems might not get back in is because they are fucking dumbass republicans on the dem ticket.
We need to put an end to the careers of everyone in the congress and senate. That would be the best thing that ever happened to America!
Which would be a good thing after eight years of nothing but one fucked up mess after another.
republicans go to hell it suits you to a tea!

And gambling to charity?


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

bmw 528's picture

"It's amazing, you know -- the power of ideology to blind people to reality."

No shit, genius. Now do us a favor and take your own advice before you need a white cane.


"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."

Robert F. Kennedy

Kreskin's picture

It's a cult , absolute madness and they've adopted Hitler / Goebbels playbook , lies , lies and more lies , just keep repeating them and no matter how absurd they are the morons will come to believe them , the truth is their party's enemy . In eight years they just about totally destroyed this country and by God they are not done yet . I am not afraid of nor do I worry about foreign terrorists at all but I do fear and worry about these saboteurs and lunatics , they are not normal people .


Insanity , it is what it is , there is no understanding it .

tiktokklok's picture

Bill Bennett is so incredibly stupid it is hard to believe his brain has enough power to keep his heart beating. Why anyone listens to what this idiot says, let alone invite him to be a guest on a television news program (even if it is just Faux News) is beyond me. What an utter waste of flesh and bone.

By the way, here's two great sites:

http://www.larrythepenguin.com

http://www.charlesbelser.com

CFAmick's picture

You can't make a Nazi/Holocaust comparison to an audience that can't find Germany on a map.

who lost millions of dollars playing slot machines.
Yeah right, I'm going to listen to an idiot like that.

He couldn't even play a game that has some strategy or decision making process to it like blackjack or poker.

Half these right wing a**holes on tv are addicts, freaks, emotional disturbed nutcases or have issues accepting their sexual orientation
the other half are mostly just plain douchebags.

flav1's picture

Bennett: It's amazing, you know -- the power of ideology to blind people to reality

A slot machine could blind Bill Bennett to reality.

mmtwain's picture

...should NEVER be on TV unless the subject is how to manage high casino debts or the best casinos to visit if you're a fake high roller.

His advice on getting out of debt..write a book about morals. (Hah! That'll show those liberals!)

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