CPAC speaker proves it's just like a Tea Party
Conservative comedians are sure funny.
Jason Mattera of the Young America's Foundation, declared that: "Our notion of freedom doesn't consist of snorting cocaine, which distinguishes us from Barack Obama."
Later, he added: "On the cocaine front I do believe many young people in America view Barack in the same fashion they view drugs: it was a substance to experiment with."
The hangover has them saying, 'What the hell did I just do.'"
Media Matters is tracking the atrocities. (Especially worth remembering: Glenn Beck not only used cocaine recreationally, he was a cocaine addict who had to go through rehab.)
I point this out not because Beck had a cocaine problem, but because Jason Mattera thought it appropriate to attack Obama over a mere mention of it in a book. Will CPACers make fun of Beck Saturday night?
CPAC, Tea Partiers, Congressional Republicans, Newt Gingrich, Glenn Beck, FOX NEWS, etc...
Q)What do they all have in common?
A)Everything.
I always associated cocaine with conservatives and pot with liberals...
I can still remember being in the parking lot at Oxford Speedway in Maine after a Dead show and there where this 2 conservative assholes snorting coke and arguing. And all the deadheads telling them to shut up and take their cokehead BS elsewhere.
Uh. . . . George W. Bush. . . Coke-head
Neil & Jeb, too.
Beck raped and murdered the young girl? Or was that the reason he raped and murdered a young girl?
Please, explain this for me, as I don't know to what you are referring.
Democracy is the road to socialism. ~ Karl Marx
http://www.examiner.com/x-19545-Anchorage-Lib...
They mention the site...but Beck andthe powers that be had it shut down.
Thank you. That made me smile.
Democracy is the road to socialism. ~ Karl Marx
'little' problem with painkillers. But then again maybe downers ARE conservative?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjQuJDjZar8
Yeah, because when I think of Barack Obama, I think cokehead... sure, he was the first black editor of the Harvard Law Review, but who remembers stuff like that...
Doesn't matter who did what. Only thing that matters to these asshats is the color of your skin and the amount of green in your wallet. Too much color and / or not enough cash = not welcome!
Democracy is the road to socialism. ~ Karl Marx
houses? They're better not get onto the subject of addiction because it'll blowback in their faces.
I'm reading Glenn Greenwald's book right now, and he mentions not just Rush's hillbilly heroin but John Wayne's alcoholism too...
I've never seen change without a fire
several times. His widow, Pilar, is a very warm and gracious woman. Though I never met John, I knew that the Wayne estate was not happy with the OC airport being named for him, as the jets regularly flew over his house.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
was still alive. And I can't blame the estate for being unhappy about the airport naming. I'm sure the planes must have annoyed the heck out of the Wayne family.
The closest I come to the Waynes is a 17th century genealogical connection and also John used to visit the hotel down the street decades ago for the pheasant hunt. They wouldn't recognize the hotel now tho as the hotel has been in lousy condition for many, many years. Most of it burned down several years ago too.
I've never seen change without a fire
Per Wikipedia, Pilar is still alive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilar_Pallete
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
These are definitely among the most pathetic human beings on planet earth , they make one proud to be an American .
only whites snort powder. (/snark)
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Seems like we have another young closeted conservative teascrotum here.
Q-How do you separate the men from the boys at a teascrotum convention.
A-With a crowbar.
Honestly guys i know alot of these guys are chumps but i think we sometimes help them out by giving them more press than they deserve. We put them on all of our sites plus the conservative sites then get on tv complaining about them when the vast majority of the country dont even know who these particular people are. This radio guy will be more famous now for this stuff than he wouldve been any other time. hes not funny and hes feeding only people who believe his stuff anyway. i say we press on and deal with more important issues
LT
Unfortunately the video cuts off, so I can only ASSUME that the next words from his mouth were "as well as George W. Bush". Please tell me that's what he said next.
and was shocked to see that he did not mention George Bush. How shocking.
George Bush = GB = Glenn Beck
omg!
Democracy is too important to be entrusted to politicians.
Rise Up!
Protest!
Don't they read their own BS. They just put a document and one of the planks it its platform says:
"It honors the central place of individual liberty in American
politics and life."
So, once again, individual liberty is sacred as long as yu are only doing things they think are proper. Want to do drugs? Banned. Want to burn the flag? Banned. Want to get on the school's PA and say "There is no God?" Can't have that. Want to sell beer in some dry county? Out of the question. Of course, the government should be able to tell you can't. They're a all a bunch of liberty luvin' libertarians until you start doing something they don't like and then they want to pass a law or maybe just show up at your house in a gang with their guns. What a load....
That's what Mt. Vernon was, and they want to glorify that? The opposition needs to say, again and again, what Mt. Vernon was and the underlying message of naming this document for this plantation.
...sold cocaine to Americans to raise money for an illegal war, but that's different.
"substances to experiment with" is pretty good, in a divorced-from-reality, under-the-circumstances kind of way. It's funny to consider the niche comics, the jesusy ones, that rabbi--they have to be careful where they go and what they say. Just like Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce and George Carlin, they are so oppressed by the requirements of their art that they speak only to audiences who think they are funny and not just assholes.
ice
Pryor, Bruce, and Carlin ARE very funny. I've never found a RW one that was anything but mean-spirited or just plain dumb.
Bob Hope?
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Hope was somewhat okay for his time, but then he just turned into Jay Leno's dad.
I didn't realize snorting coke made you a Liberal. Dubya must of been a raging Liberal then and me a dyed-in-the-wool Conservative since I've never even smoked a joint.
* There are two types of Republicans: millionaires and suckers.
"Mugsy's Rap Sheet": Recording history for those who seek to rewrite it.
... especially those of color, is that they know that by pretending to be conservative, they can get ahead in a party desperate for non-white faces.
I met Dinesh D'Souza at a college journalism conference at Hollins College in 1982. We had been sitting drinking beer, and I was still young and naive enough to wonder why someone half Asian and young would be a Republican, so I asked him, "Do you really believe all that conservative crap?"
He was honest about in. Perhaps a little "in vino veritas." He said to me, "I'm not really all that political, but since most college students are liberal, this is a good way for me to get ahead."
To be fair to him, I'm sure he became a true believer along the way. But I'll never forget what he said over that pitcher of beer.
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the drug of choice of so many Hitler youth...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Why does Jason Mattera set off my gaydar?
men.
The one Republican I dated (and he'll be the last) in my early 20's and who was also my age, was bi.
I've never seen change without a fire
As for being Republican, well...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
after all, but he perhaps would have been happier if he wasn't invested in his conservatism and come out of the closet. None of his relationships with women went very well...if he were liberal, he'd have an easier time perusing his attraction to guys.
It's a pity really.
I've never seen change without a fire
were just his rest stop on the highway to homoville.
;)
:P
I've never seen change without a fire
Thu, 02/18/2010 - 17:50 — Annaleigh
It's a pity really.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuStBNkvwhE
Diabolus est Deus Inversus
Regardless of the point of the reference, I really enjoyed that video. Thanks for the link.
One is decided for us by our genetics, the other is an immoral choice.
Never thought I'd get the chance to use that in reverse. You made my day.
Democracy is the road to socialism. ~ Karl Marx
I know the Seinfeld reference is pretty corny and old, but...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Just to be clear, as a gay man, my comment was not meant to cast aspersions.
But, my gaydar simply registered a ping.
that there may be quite a few closeted GLBT Republicans. I feel bad for them, they're not able to be fully honest with themselves.
I've never seen change without a fire
I can NEVER go to GOP conventions, I'd lose what's left of my hearing.
It would be one thing to criticize a public figure for substance abuse if that figure had tried to conceal it or was hypocritical of it, but to criticize someone for something they've admitted to and regret is a low blow.
Aside from being a hypocritical, sexist douchenozzle, Mattera is a typical young rightwinger in another area. He loves the idea of war, but he will never set foot in a recruiting center. He's a chickenhawk, like most of the young Republicans. They get to declare war. It's the little people who get to fight it. The lad deserves a good ass-kicking. Given his attitude toward women, perhaps it will be a young lady who gives him a nice, hard shot to the cock.
"perhaps it will be a young
ladyman who gives him a nice, hard shot to the cock."Fixed it.
"Typical
rightwingwrong-wing douche"Fixed it. :-)
Democracy is the road to socialism. ~ Karl Marx
I wish people would link this more.
Thanks.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
I can't stop laughing.....thanks.
Jason Mattera of the Young America's Foundation, declared that: "Our notion of freedom doesn't consist of snorting cocaine, which distinguishes us from Barack Obama."
No, your idea of "freedom" consists of drinking booze and smoking cigarettes. There are a hell of a lot more alchoholics in this country than cokeheads, and nicotine is one of the most addictive substances known to man.
Of course, you would never know that from that Mattera dickhead, because booze and cigarette companies are two of the largest contributors to GOP candidates.
Fucking hypocrite.
and shooing old lawyers who you can't tell between them and a small pen raised flightless birds.
Don't you see. Ronald Reagan increased the national debt by almost 5 times more than Jimmy Carter, but he's the greatest conservative ever! Conservative principals, like fiscal responsibility, were followed very well by him you see! It's so easy!
Beck did coke? Who cares!? Look at how Rush railed for years against people who did drugs and said they should be locked away, but then NO ONE thought Rush should be the moment he was caught doing the same thing... at least not in the conservative audience that is.
They gave Dick Cheney the biggest welcome of the day. Do they care that under his administration, a non-US citizen terrorist (Richard Reid) was read his rights almost immediately? Nope. Over a hundred or so Gitmo detainees released during the Bush/Cheney years? Nope, that doesn't bother them.
Does it make sense? No, but watching them squirm when approached and asked to justify this contradictory position is sure as hell fun to watch.
Mattera the clown: "Unlike on the left, our women are beautiful"
I guess this asshat has never seen liberals like Angelina Jolie on our side or the sea of fat white toothless heffas at the teaparty rallies.
Mattera the delusional clown continues: "and we speak in complete sentences"
Clearly asshat must have had his teevee on mute during George Bush and Sarah Palin speeches.
liberal, they suddenly forget all the Hollywood starlets when they start up with the "liberal women are ugly" meme.
I've never seen change without a fire
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I've never seen change without a fire
Or he has never read a tea bagged sign. What a moran!
and if you can tell me where there's a beautiful woman I'll be at the next teabag rally holding a sign of Obama in joker make up.
Not that she'd ever go to one of those things, but...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Meryl Streep, the absolutely stunning Susan Sarandon, Vanessa Redgrave-- all beautiful. So if your mom is a liberal, she is probably one hot mama. Not only are liberal women beautiful (not that it matters) but we are pretty diverse. If you like identikit blondes like Megyn Whateserface and that Gretchen Pretendy-airhead, then the GOP is chock full of them.
However, his argument is blown because they hold up that pile of dogshit and malice that is Ann Coulter as hot--a woman that looks as she survives on cheap vodka and unfiltered Camels.
What beautiful conservative woman, if there were such a thing, would want him now let alone in another 10 years. In 10 years he'll be just another fat balding doughy obnoxious unfunny wingnut. And that voice. My gaydar is beeping. More likely he'll be caught on his knees in a public mens room then chasing after women that are way out of his league.
It's interesting that on the old Matthews interview with Mattera, Jason sounds like your typical country hick. But now the vocal inflections make him sound closer to Rip Taylor. No hint of a southern accent anymore. What did he learn in college? Next time he appears before this crowd he should try doing it in drag.
who looked at the video posted below of Beck barking like a dog accept the idea that he doesn't use cocaine anymore. It's probably caked onto his face during pre-show make-up. Every show.
Hasa Diga Eebowai
the Dems are poopyheads! Take that Liberal Media!
Seriously, how can this "comedian" say this crap with a straight face and conveniently forget Rush and Beck?
NOBODY 2012
The teagaggers' civil war started today. Austin was their Pearl Harbor, Joe Stack already their hero. Anyone who doesn't loudly condemn this act of domestic terrorism for the treason it was must be assumed to support it.
Remember Austin. Remember 2/18.
Liberals, buy guns and learn to shoot them well. The civil war started today.
2/18
2/18
what an idiot n/t
CPAC Credentials List:
doughy pant load
hypocrite
evil
stupid
pasty faced boomer
pathological liars
chickenshit chickenhawks
closet case homophobes, rapists and pedophiles
greedy
brainwashed authoritarians
racist, bigoted hatemongers
irrational and violent
corporate tool
talking point bs pez dispenser
all around loathsome, useless, SOS
"Your table awaits you..............."
Rush Limbaugh is what a smart person thinks a stupid bigot sounds like.
Mark Rubio is just another pretty-boy Republican puppet whose strings are pulled by the big sch*t's in the RNC!
With no military service even though he was 20 at the time of the first Gulf War and around 32 at the start of Bush's Great Middle-Eastern Crusade!
Having no real experience in the real world though he might be a lawyer! What does Rubio bring to the table? Nothing in his life's wanderings around South Florida give you any indication of what "HE" thinks about or what he "Believes-in!"All you have is a puppet on-stage speaking a bunch of well rehearsed words put in his mouth by the likes of Frank Luntz, Newty or Groover Norquist!
Rubio with his perfectly coiffered hair, stiffen with many cans of John Bohner's ozone-depleting hair spray, a dark tie to go with his board-stiff white shirt,a dark suit and thrown in for the preppy look a pair of well-shined loafers complete with tassels! To complete his choir boy out-fit he comes with a cheese-eating smile put perfectly in place by some well-healed,oily Republican plastic surgeon who has lost his license for embezzlement/child porn!
In closing I wonder how deep in the closet Rubio is!
Mr "Two Teleprompters are Better Than Obama's" needs to fade back into the obscurity of some Hialeah bodega. The thing he forgets is that he's too brown for the CPAC crowd anyway. Even his chants of "keep the screws on Fidel" won't keep the white boys off his back for long.
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
...reminds me of a game show host fluffing his audience. He's like an applause sign, There is no thought procees going on with the morons in the audience. "Hey, he said something against libruls, we must laugh and agree". They look like they're looking forward to the 'all you can eat' buffet after the show.
"He wrote this book here and the book says ; He made us all to be just like him So, if we're dumb, then god is dumb and maybe even a little ugly on the side".
Frank Zappa
I'm not sure how relevant it is to compare Obama with Beck, but I do recall ol' Prez W being an ex-cocaine user. How soon they forget.
They scare me these fanatics; they seem to have no grasp on history and even less on reality. Think they wannabe "players" in the game so bad they will say or do anything to be relevant. The direction they are heading is eerily familiar. Baby Nazis maybe?
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