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If the RNC is going to spend $150,000 on clothing for America's Wal-Mart Hockey Mom, they should at least try to dress her in GOP themed clothing -- not terrorist loving, socialist donkeys. Photo via Newsweek.

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Dahgrostabph-r-i's picture

all that Red White and Blue and she still couldn't find the patriotism to where a lapel pin

xoites defends Constitution's picture

Fly me!

Ferrofluid's picture

Beer goggles is a must with her, and her too drunk to nag.

In my youth, myself and the posse made the mistake of trying out a 70s disco bar which had been revamped into 90s chic through the means of camo netting hanging from the ceiling. (fire trap as well as ugly)
9PM and place was pretty empty but a unmistakeably a MILF lair, complete with paw prints from the entrance to the bar, they offered to buy us drinks, we politely declined and left for more ronk'n'roll environs.

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

At least she does not look like some dyke or HIllary and her ugly pant suits. She wears pant suits because of her big A-- and ugly legs.
It is nice to see a real female. I am glad she wpent mone onCloths. You know
Spredding the wealth around. Someone had to have a job at the place she purchased the clothing. There was a janitor, a security guard, a cashier, on and on.
But... I forgot, Obama wants to give hand outs not support those working.

donitacurioso's picture

Wow, Sick, yew must hv grad-yoo-ated at the top of yer clss

jwf's picture

Stacy and Clinton from "What Not To Wear" could have saved you and the RNC $145,000!

Bangkok Bob's picture

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MsJoanne's picture

It's Bible Spice. :D

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

What maked you think you know the correct way to dress? you some elite getto busterr.

An Average Joe's picture

in the day to be hitting the sauce, isn't it?


"Your lips move but I can't hear what you're saying..."-------Roger Waters, "Comfortably Numb"

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

I just think Sarah looks nice and do not understand why it is so hard for you all to say that. Does everryone have to look lik crap in torn jeans and t-shirts.

donitacurioso's picture

Yes, she's a very attractive woman and she looks great in those clothes. But she could have assembled a very nice wardrobe for a fraction of the cost. I don't have a problem with her getting some fashion advice. But with the economy in tatters it probably would have been a smart idea for her to have been more modest in her spending.

Besides, this post is about her brand new BEAUTIFUL scarf!

MsJoanne's picture

I will burn this liberal, anti-American, commie loving, socialist scarf in effigy of all those damned unpatriotic Marxist liberals. Did I mention that liberals hate America? You betcha!

Widespread's picture

o u thynk ur so smert

Time4Change's picture

Should I autograph it as Moron, Imbecile, Ignoramus or Idiot. I am too dumb to figure it out. After all I am a radical, right-wing, republican, redneck which is proof I ain't too smart. Yes, I realize Old Senator Senile McAngry, is also an Idiot for picking me but, hey, what can you say, he is totally out of touch with reality any way!

Storm's picture

Dontcha know Alaskan elephants are really, really thin. Because, you betcha, all they have to eat is snow.

Ruttle's picture

hehehe

Widespread's picture

Rouge on a caribou?
Designing woman?
A terrorist fisting?

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

So, being a getto busting, gun toting gangster hoe is betterr than Sarah Palin.
Says WHO.

Looks Like I'm Gonna' Need ... a CLOSET Organizer!
http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=4242

Bangkok Bob's picture

And I don't mean that in the "fun" way.

xoites defends Constitution's picture

"How do you expect me to eat with just one chop stick?"

P.D.'s picture

Eew! With all that money for clothes, you would think she would have picked a better scarf.

xoites defends Constitution's picture

If it is ugly and cost $5,000 it is not ugly, it's chic!

P.D.'s picture

Well, I wouldn't know. I'm 'Joe the Plumbers' wife. I don't get to spend $150,000 for my rags!

ron's picture

What do you expect with only $250,000 a year income?

P.D.'s picture

My God. If someone gave me $250,000 I would bank it. And if McCain wins, I would move to Europe. Wait. Do they still like us in Europe? Maybe Iceland?

Ferrofluid's picture

IOKIYAR

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

Most of us don't spent that much. However, they would crucify her if she looked lik Hillary or Michelle in her K-Mart dress and you know that is true.
I don't mind wearing K-Mart but not a person in her position should be wearing that sort of cloting when they meet world leaders.

I hope she looks real snappy wehn she goes to Iran!

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

I think it is a nice scarf. I have a different opinion, does that make me racist?

Andy K's picture

Overfed, patriotic, Republican Alaskan Elk!

curtilingus's picture

Its a bib to catch my re 'ublican base drool.

Ferrofluid's picture

Hijab ; religious head scarf

She looks like a native of the 'Republic of Gilead'

SplendidMarbles's picture

What a creature this woman is - she knows no shame. Reformer my pale ass. She spent money from Alaska' treasury with reckless abandon - imagine what she'd do with Uncle Sam's wallet.

SDGreg's picture

"imagine what she'd do with Uncle Sam's wallet."

W on meth.

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

Well, Barney Frank,MAxine Wters, Chris Dodd, Shumer, and others blew our money because they had to much pride to admit Fannie and Freddiw were in trouble. If they had at least admitted there were problems it could have been solved earlier.
Funny how "sub Prime" "Bankruptcy" were mentioned int he 2007 TAX CODE. They KNEW!
They could have saved trillions, and you are caring about what the RNC spent on Her clothing.

BigIslandDave's picture

... and the only reason anybody listens to my grating gibberish is that I'm a hottie who still looks good in a bikini. Otherwise I'm pretty vacant, vapid and vacuous! (Oh, I just learned those words today. In a script, then on a teleprompter!)

You betcha! I'm Sarah! Fer sure!

curtilingus's picture

Sarah Palin is inappropriate. Please remove her from this thread.

MsJoanne's picture
Heh

Funny!!

xoites defends Constitution's picture

Outside of Bachman she is the Democrats' best recruiter. :)

cswat's picture

deleted.

dadams's picture

an x-lg pair of rubber gloves
strategically placed, possibly
with a hand in them, might
help that outfit.

curtilingus's picture

"This is the sharpie I use for my mascara."

"I'm five!"

MsJoanne's picture
Ooh

A Sharpie for a harpie!

tokar's picture

"This donkey covered bib will cost the RNC more than my wardrobe demands."

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

She oculd be wearing asses on her scarf.

all hail the hypno toad's picture

Is it just me or is one of those donkeys sucking the behind of one of the donkeys in front of it? If it is, then it is totally apropos.

Ferrofluid's picture

"this is so yooouu" waves hands about and does a little dance ;)

either that or Piper/Willow designed her outfit.

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

I would rather have a dignified lady wave than a man walking like a gangster and dancing with Ellen.

xoites defends Constitution's picture

"Are you important? Can i have your autograph?"

LibertyLover's picture

OOPS! Did I just make an A** of myself?


Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned and the last fish has been caught
will we realize we cannot eat money.

dk's picture

Caption: "Ass"

GOTV video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HOOUtOf1--M

Tune in, turn on, turn out.

dk

kjvd00's picture

This Huckey Mum just made a donkey's ass out of herself!

http://demockracy.com/the-future-of-choice/

Edwin's picture

If they're going to spend all that money on clothes, how about American-made? Sporting $2,500 Valentino jackets, in a depressed economy, seems elitist and not-caring to me. Not to mention simply over the top.

HuffPo has a slide show. You should see her clothes in 2007-- total frump. I think they've put lipstick on a pig.


far left loon >.<

MsJoanne's picture

Do you have the link handy?

Ferrofluid's picture

"Tonto, I dont think we are in Anchorage anymore"

and 'nov 5th, click your heels together and wish yourself back in Juneau'

MsJoanne's picture

It's the pink frock in the 2nd to the last picture that sent me into a fit of laughter.

Unreal. Honestly.

Ferrofluid's picture

wearing (over their normal shirts) their ghey pink WcCain tshirts OMFG.
theres two women behind them ignoring Palin, while the two teens stare awestruck up at here, almost drooling, a third one on the left wearing a cap and dumb struck too.

classic picture

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

If Obama does not win he can go back to his corrupt city, with it very own terrorists, Socialists, Realestate cheating Rezko, His happy RevW right damning America. His Corrupt ACORN,

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

You can tell Obama does not wear cheap cloths. Just his wife shops at K-mart while eating her lobster dip, two giant lobsters, Iranian Caviar and Iranian champaign while staying in the Expenswive Ritz.
What a joke. Acting like all Democrats are poor and for the poor is a crock. There are some very very rich Democrats. And guess what, they lie as well as Republicans and Independents.
Then Rich Dems can squander money, rip people off, cheat too.

sheilahi's picture

Sick of Cheap,
If you're going to take the time to make ridiculous comments, at least take some time to read. The whole "lobster, caviar, champagne" thing turned out to be just another lie put out there by a "reliable source". Every comment you've made has been disproven, so at least do us all a favor by checking your facts first.

Red Headed StepChild's picture

Those are obviously Russian female reindeer. She can see them from her house! And she keeps an eye one them, because if they want to eat frozen tundra in America, where are they gonna go? It's Alaska! Also!

DKarma's picture

OMG where's the outrage at her muslim scarf?!?!?
I bet she's planning a suicide bombing right now.
Someone get this bitch a burkha.

Adam-kun's picture

It does suit her. She is after all a jackass.

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

NO we re the Elephants. You fool! Big, Strong and wiling to stomp a few.

curtilingus's picture

vote for me and the donkey

ElleninBigD's picture

You know the old saying: Can't make silk purse out of a sow's ear -- whatever. I know what it is but I misremembered it. Sorry.

Ferrofluid's picture

to the the cool half a million spent by the contractors build the sports arena and skating rink in Wasilla, when they built the royal 'shed' for the Palins.

Same contractor people who lifted and rebuilt Sen. Stevens house did Palin's house.

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

So the Obama million dollar house with its six bathrooms is small, insignificiant, and understated compared to her home.
Stop and think, in Alaska, they don't have worthless entertainment on every street and you condem them for having a place to have some entertainment.
But I know, only New York and California really rule this country with their greed and filthy entertainment palaces and arenas..

Don from Canada's picture

Jesus was a socialist.

Capitalism may be a driving force for the economy, but Jesus saw it as destructive to community. Capitalism leads to the hoarding of Capital and only leaves a few crumbs for the poor. The freemarket may do some good, but that good is usually unintended, It is strange that with all of the Repuvlicans complaining about having the rich pay more that they cannot see the irony with their procliamed religious principles. Jesus basically said "spread around your wealth and give to all those that need".

It is easiler for a rich man to slide through the eye of a needle than into heaven.

p.s. F**k you "Joe the Plumber" you greedy pr*ck.

P.D.'s picture

They smeared her ugly scarf. Oh, I get it. Rachel was wearing a TERROIST scarf. WTF?

Saint Augustine's picture

1. I think her clothes buyer was aware not to buy any Muslim clothing like Rachael Ray wore.

2. Northern Exposure could have used Sarah's foibles in it's story lines along with Don Young's, Ted Stevens's, the First Dude, Troopergate... Cicily is just down the road a ways from Wasilla, you betcha!

ysbaddaden's picture
)O(

That's sarah's napkin for sucking ass.


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

ysbaddaden's picture

Offering to test us to see if we're smarter than sarah palin? They claim she has an IQ of a 120, although I doubt she can spell it.

)O(


Diabolus est Deus Inversus

Abbybwood's picture

...when he said last night about Palin: "If we lose on Election Night can I keep all the new clothes and make-up and lingerie and shoes....and the cool scarf?! Huh?.....Well, can I??"


"The US has an army of 90,000 soldiers in Afghanistan and is spending $100bn a year, but has still been unable to defeat 20,000-25,000 Taliban who receive no pay at all." - Patrick Cockburn

Semper Fly's picture

the picture isn't touched up, therefore it is unfair to the Governor.

BobbyG's picture

did the RNC spend on clothing, accessories, and makeup for John McCain? They need to be asked. Palin's stuff seems to violate federal campaign law 2 USC 439b(2)(B):

(b) Prohibited use
(1) In general
A contribution or donation described in subsection (a) of this section shall not be converted by any person to personal use.
(2) Conversion
For the purposes of paragraph (1), a contribution or donation shall be considered to be converted to personal use if the contribution or amount is used to fulfill any commitment, obligation, or expense of a person that would exist irrespective of the candidate's election campaign or individual's duties as a holder of Federal office, including--
(A) a home mortgage, rent, or utility payment;
(B) a clothing purchase;
(C) a noncampaign-related automobile expense;
(D) a country club membership;
(E) a vacation or other noncampaign-related trip;
(F) a household food item;
(G) a tuition payment;
(H) admission to a sporting event, concert, theater, or other form of entertainment not associated with an election campaign; and
(I) dues, fees, and other payments to a health club or recreational facility.

The law makes no exception for post-hoc "we're gonna donate it to charity after the election" excuses.

Ferrofluid's picture

will Sen. Norman Coleman (R-MN) also donate the lavish gifts he received, before or after nov 4th, and before or after his trial.
Curious Minnesotans want to know.

MsJoanne's picture

I am working here this week and it appears that I have a class of librul dems...the lunchtime discussions about Bachmann have been quite amusing. :D

YonYone's picture

It's all just lipstick on a Pig..................sorry!

BTW does airhead even realize that most of the "Real Americans" and "Joe six pack/ plumbers" that she is attempting to Bulls**t connect with won't feel any real connection with someone who spends 150K to dress up her wardrobe?

BobbyG's picture

Our household income last year was just a bit more than Palin's RNC fashion expense for one month.

just_rachel's picture

my husband (Enlisted in the Air Force for the last 17 yrs) and I (teachers aide) made in the last 7 years.

Ferrofluid's picture

earlier this year, walked out of a job of five years and took one for less money but more sanity.
Trouble is cant afford to buy health insurance, HI at new place is twice the cost of scheme at old job.
sigh

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

We are all responsible for our choices. Do you expect me to picl up the tab now for your choice to change jobs.
Should I pick up the tab if you choose to stay home and have illigimate children? Help you with low income housing, food stamps, and unemployment?

just_rachel's picture

illegitimate children. Oops, Palin's daughter must be a democrat! What WILL the neighbors think??! But wait, she's a good parent for sticking by her daughter. It's just the people who earn less than Mrs. Palin spends in clothes for two months who get scorn and anger when they have children out of wedlock, right?

What a rip off. Why didn't Palin wear a outfit like the one that made Cindy McCain look like Ming the Merciless? Jesus! Did she buy some ballgowns? Audit right now!

Ferrofluid's picture

Stepford Wives incarnate, lock jawed and botoxed they march ever onward.

Well all except Bachman, she will be doing something else on nov 5th.
She will be cursing the un American communist RNC, "damn them all" screams Michelle, oh well theres always a job at Faux for fallen Repugs.

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

Good lord, Vain has a new meaning, Biden looks like an alien.
His face no longer moves, his forhead is locked in place and his cheeks are rigid.
Guess it takes beauty like that to be a VP.
And the mouth, if the MSM rally layed what he said and did not edit it like crazy, we would see the Mouth as he really is. A blubbering Fool!

Sick of Cheap Shooting socialists's picture

Cindy McCain dreses very well. What is wrong with all of you? Have you worn your torn jeans to long, your trash t-shirts, your floppies.

just_rachel's picture

You sure are firing them out of both barrels. If you had an iota of truth to you, I could see your point (with one eye shut of course). However, all you are doing is making cheap shots.

Bonkers's picture

"The scarf? Oh, well Johnny Walnuts was giving me hickeys there altso y'betcha. What, you thought I was on th' ticket for my brains?"


I'm just superstitious enough to hedge my bets.

just_rachel's picture

I used it to smuggle my kids in, that way I could claim them as expenses.

A vote for me is a vote for the unintelligent masses!

goodforthemonkey's picture

too also to as welll as in as to that or in well in also as well as in as much as too as well as or not you know you betcha wink wink

Then again, Senator John McSnarly and I are Idiots so get off our backs!

Raz's picture

What? Donkeys? I thought they were moose.

odanny's picture

I notice a message "Access denied" on the commenting page of the "Video Cafe", do you have to ask for "access" now to comment on the video links?


Radix Omnium Malorum Avaritia

Rick Street's picture

"Here, now don't forget to call the number on your screen and vote for me!"

bmw 528's picture

why not advertise the facts--- you know, by golly you betcha.


"We will find fulfillment not in the goods that we have, but in the good we can do for each other."

Robert F. Kennedy

Peter G's picture

I don't see an elephant...Oh you're supposed to connect the dots in order. I see.


Hasa Diga Eebowai

YonYone's picture

I wonder if the McCain Contributors understand that the 150K to dress up Caribou Barbie came from their campaign donations.

That money could have been wasted on much better stuff like More Ads with Ayers and Jeremiah Wright and the negative filth that has been blowing back in their faces over the last two weeks!

McCain should quit whining about how much money Obama is spending because he looks pretty stupid spending what little money he has playing dress-up with Sarah Palin.
You can dress up a turd in pretty clothes .......but it's still a turd!

DarkStar's picture

$75,062 At Neiman Marcus
$41,850 At Saks Fifth
$5,102 At Bloomingdale's
Duping a gullible public into
believing your NOT an elitists snob – Priceless!

MinuteMan's picture

It's just a stab at truth in advertising: Palin is an ass. Too bad Mr. Blackwell has passed on or Palin would be heading up his list this time around!

credoagathos's picture

Her scarf shows how North American Pit bulls apply their lipstick. I saw it on Animal Planet. They come in close behind a dominant male and using their canines nibble at the anus until a laceration appears. They then apply their lips to the anus causing a lipstick like affect, or the blood poisoning of the alpha male which ever comes first. This truly shows how much of a conservationist she is, also how the campaign is going. Anyway you all are great. Love ya.

Mr. Squirrel's picture

"What? The clerk at Neiman-Marcus told me they were horsies!"

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Comment taken from the Newsweek post:

"Take another look folks. Those aren't donkeys, they're jackasses. The GOP even has one wearing it."

I really wonder what kind of charity is going to get her clothes, especially that red leather jacket????

SDGreg's picture

Goodwill in The Hamptons?

lewis stoole's picture

or how i have learned to stop worrying and love the bomb

"come in governor palin, palin come in. a camera is on you. don't turn. don't look at it. keep doing what you are doing. that's it. now look up and act interested. there. smile. more dammit. wider mouth, ah that's it baby. great. roger, bogey intercepted. we got it. go go go!!!"

intercept #102208-f1128739 between her ear ring and an undisclosed source in siberia, intercepted by nsa.
yes siberia.

ericarage's picture

Contradictions, distortions, lies. Focusing national attention on sub-par, first grade level idiocy! Please tell me America has finally grown bored and tired of lunatic born again pseudo religion and it's less then worthy for public office minions? The impact of this gang of warriors for their phoney god obsession has been painfully debilitating on the nation. Bachman and her rants, Palin and her rants. These people should stop presumming to speak for "real Americans". These people are the weak and the fearful, willing to believe the biggest batch of nonsense ever used to twist a mind into knots and pervert it beyond all reason. Born Agains should make a choice - to keep their view of things to themselves. I'm okay with them believing their fantasies. Where my acceptance ends is where they attempt to insist all of us become true believers as well. These people's believes make them unfit for national office - any office for that matter. Separation of church and state was a very wise choice for those forming a nation - THIS NATION - and this is one aspect of the principles on which this nation was founded that should not change. I believe its time for us to fight for FREEDOM FROM RELIGION. We deserve to not have to suffer anymore at the hands of their needy, fantasy dominated reality. Does matter what they slap on Palin - she's still a completely unqualified selection for VP. Fueling the base of fundamentalist born agains is not a reasonable criterea for nomation as the running mate of a would-be president. They cling to idiotic beliefs and demand we abide by them as well! We'd never let anyone get away with the things we allow people, in the name of religion, to get away with. We need to cleanser our politics of this idiot religion BS...now and forever more.

General Jack D. Ripper's picture

Hey, you definitely hate the "real Americans" and God! Don't you know that God appointed Sarah Palin and that she is filled with the Holy Spirit?

What's wrong with you? She's a Pentecostal who speaks in tongues! Once she gets in office, she'll be speaking in tongues, telling us all to become real Americans and telling the military to attack Iran and Russia.

I hope you repent because of your statements!

Praise the Lord, and pass the ammunition!

You know, Sarah Palin would have made a great topic for Bill Maher's new movie, "Religulous"!

crescentdave's picture

From neo-con to donkey-con

SDGreg's picture

What happens when the clock strikes midnight, Nov.4th?

How many hockey moms shop at Nieman and Saks? A real woman of the people.

xania's picture

Yep I am offering ass. You betcha

Jack Leary's picture

I wonder how many jackets, pairs of pants, and boots 150 large could buy....christ almighty, when is this broad going to get off TV?

OriginalCynic's picture

Ooooooooh.........shiny!!

King Fisher's picture

Some older republican should have told Mooseolini that wearing a scarf with the symbol of a "donkey" with stars on it, is the Democrat party logo. Of course, we know now why she "attended" 5 colleges, and no doubt didn't take courses that gave her the education to run for public office.

onelittlevictory's picture

"Do I get to keep this when we lose?"

Honesty Please's picture

"Hiya Joe! Ya want me ta sign that big pipe of yours?"

LWing's picture

Cindy McLame makes an income of more than $4.1 million
And Falin,with assets WORTH 2.1 million -MIDDLE CLASS??
Are you kidding me???

We aren`t buying the BS Sarah Failin-so you can put yourself on every dog and pony show ya want -It won`t change the fact you are a disaster…….- I hope Wooten sues the hell out of you……..I hope the fine ppl of Alaska make you write them a check for all the tax payers money you squandered there also. I hope they IMPEACH you.

Un-freaking-believable. And I'm supposed to believe that they want to help po folk like me? Ummm...I may be poor, but I'm not stupid!
Someone said you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

Dodger Dave's picture

YEAH,i'm a maverick,he's a maverick,and i'm cool with that-but if he EVER speaks to me like he speaks to his wife,i'll put a balm in his daggone gilead he'll never forget.you betcha.

Bigmama's picture

OK, lets see...
- Her mouth is open and she is looking up
- She is holding a pen.
- The man (who appears to be wearing a blue tie), next to her appears to be frowning (at least the part of him we can see).
- She's wearing square-shaped ear-rings, which match with her rectangle-shaped glasses.
- Her scarf pictures animals sniffing the animal in front of them (I'm not taking it any further than that).
- She appears to be in a big room with bright lights shining down
- What I'm actually thinking could not be posted on this site.
- Please, lock her in a room with Bachman. May the pro-est American win.

JudyLou's picture

to Pat Nixon's "good Republican cloth coat." My, my, how times have changed. I never thought I'd long for the good old days of the Nixons. /snark/ At least Nixon was smart. Evil but smart.

ralphmwhite3's picture

"I went from Wasalia to Saks 5th Avenue and all I got was this stupid T-shirt"

Moe Norman's picture

"and dog gone it, it hasn't worked yet."

ctk in ky3's picture

this just had icanhascheeseburger written on it.

so thats what i done.

http://img65.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lolpa...

Kent Weed's picture

...she is precipitating the implosion of the Republican Party and the Democrats do have more shopping spree money to pony up.

rwcgal's picture

Someone seriously needs to put a pie in this woman's face.

George's picture

The polls are still open in Alaska. We're sending out the Wassilla sled dog team to round up voters. You Betcha!

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