(h/t Media Matters)
Just further proof that Sarah Palin's political career is entirely due to all these Republican men thinking with their GOPenises.
In an appearance on Imus in the Morning (now airing on the Fox Business Channel, which is why you probably didn't know it was back on the air), Fox News Sunday host Chris Wallace** exposed a little more of his psyche than he probably should have:
WALLACE: We are going to have the first Sunday show interview ever with Governor Sarah Palin. We’ll be down in Nashville with her at the National Tea Party Convention and…I’m excited. First of all, I’m excited to finally meet and interview Sarah Palin. We’ve been chasing her like Captain Ahab and the great white whale for the last year and a half, so it’s going to be interesting to sit down with her and talk. And in addition, I’m interested in going down to the Tea Party convention and get a sense of other than seeing them on TV what they’re…what their platform is, what they’re interested in.
IMUS: When she…when you interview her, will she be sitting on your lap? [laughter]
WALLACE: One can only hope. [laughter]
Ewwww. The dirty old man chuckling made me more than a little nauseated. This is not the first such occasion where Wallace has made really inappropriate statements, as documented by our friends at Media Matters:
However, this time, Wallace got the condemnation of none other than GOP also-ran Fred Thompson and wife, Jeri. Dude, when Fred Thompson wakes up enough to say you're out of line, you have really messed up.
**Corrected. No one should confuse the quasi-journalism/propagandizing of Chris Wallace with any other family member
to take care of that bulge...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Does this dumbass ever think before he speaks?
Thinking is for condescending elitists.
I think Wallace's dumb sexist answer to the stupid sexist question is a good example of how the Right really thinks & feels about Sarah: Eye candy, stupid but sexy. And her hubby does all the hard work!
Well, just look at most of the helmet-haired bimbos that front most Fox shows. The mouth-breathers that make up Fox's audience must have their eye candy.
Democratic Party progressive, Vietnam veteran and proud Union member for 41 years
That's the problem. He was thinking. He was thinking that the question was "Would Palin be sitting on his face during the interview." And his response was, "One can only hope!"
It's hell when the fantasy interferes with reality.
how could you tell where one set of
wrinkles stops and the other begins?
is an anal retentive nit wit, I bet Chris wouldn't go down on any woman, even if he was offered $1,000,00.00 !
represents herself..cutsey and mini-skirts,winking and kinda dumbed down but this guy is supposed to be a professional. If this an indication of why she appeals we have a real good ole boy problem which she plays too!!
sit on his face. Ya notice his nose?
"One can only hope. [laughter]"
Sick. Dirty gop dicks all of them.
Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. Albert Einstein
As usual, Republican men who are repressed can't hide their erections for Sara. She is very attractive until she begins to speak.
I am always struck by her propensity for sarcasm. That seems to be her only strong point. Entire speeches and interviews are sarcastic remarks strung together with her self-satisfied smirk. Five minutes of her is too much for me.
Her 600 person audience got more attention from the media than
people marching all over the world against Bush's War. That's just the way it is now. The new reality.
You list the more respectable father, Mike Wallace, in the second paragraph. You mean Chris, the smirking chimp, his regrettable son.
Men are basically smart or dumb and lazy or ambitious. The dumb and ambitious ones are dangerous and I get rid of them. The dumb and lazy ones I give mundane duties. The smart ambitious ones I put on my staff. The smart and lazy ones I make my commanders.
two grinning psychopaths, from questionable parentage.
In both cases, the best part of each ran down their father's leg.
Democratic Party progressive, Vietnam veteran and proud Union member for 41 years
I happen to be a guy who doesn't think Sarah is all that hot. Living where I do, I see better looking women working at the supermarket check out line.
who think Palin is hot are the same guys who haven't had ANY pussy since pussy had them!
I think you mean CHRIS, not MIKE.
Mike Wallace=60 Minutes journalist;
Chris Wallace=embarrassing progeny of 60 Minutes journalist.
;o}
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that was quite a boner.
me-oww!
s..s..sn..sknappy comeback to Imus.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Hey, you got drunk last night, went home and left me with the tab for all those doubles you ordered for everyone. That's the last time I invite you out drinking. :)
Sitting on Chris' lap might be the best use we've found for her. She can be a paper weight that doubles as a wood weight.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I figured he'd get stopped in customs or at the ag inspection station on I-10... :)
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
No that comment was to Miss Kitty. We were going cyber drinking yesterday and she made a crack about Obama not getting single payer health care for everyone. So I almost didn't invite her to go with Mugsy, Dr. Squid and me. When I did invite her she said she would pay for the second round and she said they would be doubles. Today I was just teasing her and letting her know that she gave single payer a whole new meaning when she skipped out on her part of the tab leaving me as the single payer.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Serves me right to try to skip coffee and go directly to gin...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
since I
a) Scrambled the eggs at the Snake Farm
b) Peed in the Fountain of Youth
c) Suggested Butterflied Shrimp on a menu must confuse
old folks with shellfish allergies in Palm Beach.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
is encouraged by St Augustine CoC during drought years...
"Parachutes are allowed in checked or carry-on baggage, but may not be worn in flight."
---Southwest Airlines
Just try scrambling the eggs at Gator Land.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I like alligator shoes and belts. Snakeskin, on the other hand, won't stand up to our humid summers.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
You mean the WASN'T the bartender?
:P
me-oww!
Umm, I guess not. But I think I saw that guy with his phone trying to dial the number you gave him. I guess he had a few too many too.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Sorry, my bad. I obeyed the instructions
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Or Chris's father, the respected Mike Wallace of "60 Minutes"? If they had in their day, they'd have been fired. Yet Chris Wallace will probably see no repercussions from his sexist employers. Just one more reason to cite when opining that Faux is just a faux news channel, neither fair nor balanced nor in any way professional.
They're regressives. They're conservatives. They're Republicans.
As someone trenchantly put it a while ago, if the pulchritudinous Sarah Palin looked like Golda Meier -- or even Elizabeth Edwards or Susan Collins -- she would have been consigned to the dust heap of irrelevancy months and months ago.
BID
before the thread plays out.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Hey, I already jumped in with both feet because I'm feeling a little frisky today.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
I already jumped in with both feet because
I'm feeling a little frisky todayI don't have a pair to weigh in with.“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Yes, I am challenged in that way, but I seem to compensate in other ways.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
He named one HOpe and I presume the other is named "Change."
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Palin's blantant hypocrisy on full display when she exuses the party boss's use of the word "retard". Palin may be the Queen of Teabags, but she proves further who is still Republican Party Leader.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/07/pali...
shouldn't he have a theme song for them by now? I know "Born Freak"
"Trig the Magic Veggo" would fit his gentle satirical spirit.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
"The other will be rarin' to go."
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
"We’ve been chasing her like Captain Ahab and the great white whale for the last year and a half"
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
even his father, whos about 90, is better-looking (and a better journalist) than his petulant son. not unlike Linds Graham, the utter idea of something sexual being bandied about with the likes of Chrissy...eww, shudder. i mean, do you have to ask?
Mike Wallace never has to explain the source of his well documentsed struggle with depression.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Mioke? Is that how you pronounce it in Texas?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
with a Toyota plant in San Antonio? Sorry, couldn't stop myself.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Did you see that comedy skit on Letterman where one of the US car makers said they would not be out done by Toyota so they were completely removing the brake system from all their cars?
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
demanding we have cars with functional accelaration and braking systems?
Isn't our repeated rejection of RalphNader's presidential bids sufficient evidence of the sophisticated American consumer being able to look after him or herself?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I saw one tea bagger being interviewed. One of his complaints about the government was that he had to wear his seat belt.
The stupid bastard didn't understand that because he was so stupid they had to enact a law to protect him from his stupidity.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Emergency Room expenses under ObamaCare and he will probably cut the damn things out with the set of Sarah Palin Ginsu knives he picke up from a vendor on the road to Opryland.
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
I would love to know how much each person spent during their venture to see sister sarah. All that shit and you just know that most of it was made in China.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
will invent a paper seat-belt that looks real. The idiots will replace their real seat belts and ha! ha! really fool those stupid politically correct police! But wait! There's more! Don't ask me what.
the same sentence ever again... Or I may have to take a vow of chastity... :S
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
When they went one-on-one the other night, O'Reilly tried to give Wallace as an example of reporters at Faux that have integrity. I'd like to hear how he'd spin this, though I'm sure he'd like to have Palin on his lap as well.
I watched the end of Palin's Tea Party speech on MSNBC, and noticed the leg shots and near crotch shots during the after-speech question-and-answer period. I actually switched over to FOX to see if they had zoomed in for a better view.
camera?
“Why would anyone with a functioning brain believe this guy?”
Some guy with an eating disorder
Ed Schultz must have drawn the short straw.
Basic Instinct?
me-oww!
Palin never crossed and uncrossed her legs in the few minutes that I watched, though. And the only people smoking were probably male tea-baggers that had finished "doing their business".
the perv-o character on "Family Guy," kinda' resembles Chris Wallace?
http://www.siteoffline.com/files/glenn_quagmi...
I've seen some stuff, man. And some thangs...
What did Quagmire ever do to you to deserve that crack?
Wallace is a complete mediocrity drooling over another one.
These people worship mediocrity.
"To me, truth is not some vague, foggy notion. Truth is real. And,
at the same time, unreal. Fiction and fact and everything in between,
plus some things I can't remember, all rolled into one big "thing."
This is truth, to me. "
-Jack Handy
"My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there are praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share." [Rita Mae Brown]
Study the symptoms not the virus...
the men on your side of the aisle really think of you. You're just objects to them.
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Well, to be honest I don't recall any republican women in congress who are much of anything else. Bachmann is a crazy object. Palin is a grifter object. Hutchinson is a freaky object.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Rep. Virginia Foxx [R-NC5]
Study the symptoms not the virus...
... Require "To be faithful" be removed from their wedding vows???
Was he possibly afraid of lying before the lord... in his house?
Just a hunch?
Study the symptoms not the virus...
there in the church! ;)
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
she appears ready to experience some beatdown now rather than employ typical electoral strategy... the tV job, the buying her own book, the pathetic criticisms rooted in vagueness only her rabid clique comprehends...
please lets hope she implodes sooner rather than later; she is a front for these people that are prepared to make their treasonous play.
i say expose 'em now and declare her irrelevent
your name's Lebowski, Lebowski... and your wife is Bunny
She should be a pitch-woman for those "sold only on tv" ads for future landfill trash.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
riding on Todd's emails.
I very much hope these assholes who were outraged at first female Clinton helping Bill (and eminently more qualified to do so) do pull the IOKIYAR bullshit.
me-oww!
or, as time has gone by, Sarah Palin has adopted more the look of the 'actress' they got to do Nailin' Palin back when the Pubs firs turned her out?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nWkVJCbL54&NR...
LuLu
is how they fit both Wallace's and Imus' egos into that one studio?
"Someday somebody related to some of these sufferers, these victims, these collaterally damaged souls, may try to kill you. And I have to tell you, I think you’ll have it coming." - Christopher Cooper
♥
Study the symptoms not the virus...
Either way, it is a bit on the creepy side. ...Grandma Palin
*shudders
LuLu
drooling over grandmothers and not young girls and women.
"The greatest tyranny is censoring information in order to be better able to control people." - Cristina Saralegui
Women aren’t -“prize”/objects/f*****bots/ whatever…
Women (surprisingly) = human beings ; -)
LuLu
This is not news...
...but if we're going to focus on this, the focus should be on Don Imus, not Chris Wallace. Given that the Don asked such a revolting question to Chris Wallace, Chris' response is really not that big of a deal. He just seemed to be telling the perverted DJ what he wanted to hear.
He's supposed to be offensive.
What makes me want to throw up is not the deal about her sitting on his lap, but what the conversation was before that, as if Palin is some sort of God, and the Tea Party Movement is some sort of serious political phenomenon. Only in the parallel universe which is Fox News is this the case. The Tea Party Movement was a GOP front to kill health care reform, and now that they have served their purpose, they will be dropped, like any other tool is dropped when one is done with it. They keep Palin out there in our face to just sort of irritate us. She doesn't have any more chance of running for President than John Glenn does of standing on the moon. Unless they rocket his ashes there someday, that is.
The tea baggers are being used by the GOP and I don't want to be around when they finally figure out that they have been suckers and have been robbed to boot.
Say what you mean. Mean what you say. But don't say it mean.
Because if and when teabaggers realize what suckers they've been, their gonna blame Liberals.
This creature is a mutt. I don't get even goopers thinking she's attractive.
it is easier to manipulate a puppet when it is sitting in your lap. The only question here is which one is the puppet.
Hasa Diga Eebowai
I have no clue what your peoples problems are with Imus. Have you ever even listened to his show? Or do you just take clips from libsandliars.com and be brainwashed like Fox News sheeple?
Um, Imus isn't even a Republican. You PC libs need to chill the eff out. You whine, bitch, moan, and cry over every little word someone says, while this Country goes straight down the drain.
This site is harder and harder for me to come to. Every week you guys get farther and farther left. You are as wacky as those psychotic neo-cons.
-or then again, do let the screen door hit you in the ass.
my guess is that wallace actually never
read Moby Dick. once capt. ahab finally
caught moby dick, he got entangles in the
harpoon lines and went down to his death
with the whale....he must feel safe if
palin will sit on his johnson/harpoon.....
poor bastard that is wallace...lol
just love Palin. She is their (wet) dream G(overnor)ILF.
Tea Party starts off with people sick of DC and then what do you know.....the parasites come calling with the funding and now the movement is co-opted by the Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin crowd.
The DC farce was the whitest rally i've ever seen next to scenes out of Mississippi burning.
In a way, this exchange reflects how the right really feels about Palin. Do they see her as the capable leader they purport her to be, or as some bimbo beauty queen kept around to fulfill their pathetic fantasies?
This is the woman you put up to be the Vice President of the United States! Perhaps your candidate for POTUS in 2012! Is this all the respect you can muster for her? When (if) she shows up for the interview, are you going to have a stack of one dollar bills, just in case?
Personally, I'd like for her to just go away. Every time I hear her voice my skin starts to crawl...
WALLACE: "We are going to have the first Sunday show interview ever with Governor Sarah Palin...We’ve been chasing her like Captain Ahab and the great white whale..."
Wonderful analogy there Chris. You do realize Ahab was an obsessive meglomanic, right? Fits Palin to a "T"
Wallace and Imus reminds me of those idiots that were going to Palin rallies to be able to look up her skirt. How any woman can support redneck Republican candidates is beyond me.
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