Condi Rice: The Ring III
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Michelle Malkin is all worked up over a Condi Rice picture that appeared on the pages of USA Today. Even Glen Reynolds is highly suspicious as to the nature of this photo. It is her sworn duty to thwart all anti-conservative propaganda where ever it may be. Michelle spared no expense at getting to the bottom of this illicit conspiracy. She emailed Mr. Curtis for comment.
It has sent shock waves throughout the right wing blogosphere. What followed afterwards no one could have foreseen. All conservatives that viewed the photo from Michelle's website began having horrible nightmares and apocalyptic visions from the Condizilla image. Mass hysteria ensued. C&L has just found out that the only way to stop these hallucinations is to make a copy of the photo and have a liberal view it as soon as possible. Then and only then will you will stop having the nightmares. Since liberals can't see the horror in the Condizilla picture the spell is immediately broken. We'll keep you updated on this ground breaking controversy as the news pours in.
(Did anyone notice a red crescent anywhere in the shot?)
