After definitively proving that John McCain has been entirely consistent with his attacks on Barack Obama, Stephen decides to try out some of the same "consistency" on McCain himself.
"For the record, John McCain has not accepted my invitation to appear on this show, so unfortunately I have no choice but to spread horrible lies about him. Here we go: John McCain wants to harvest the organs of sleeping toddlers, inject RedBull into his taint, and is determined to run a campaign based on straight talk and decency. Phew. Thank God none of that is true."