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Condi Rice Is The GOP Dream Candidate Because She's Flawless

Former Press Secretary Dana Perino stresses the amazing leadership qualities of Condi Rice. She is the most ideal GOP candidate -- except she has no White House aspirations.

The expert analysts on Fox and Friends decided Dana Perino, a woman, would be the ideal pundit to analyze the presidential candidacy of Condoleezza Rice, a woman, versus Hillary Clinton, who is also a woman. Did I mention they are both women? Of course the integral player from the Bush foreign policy dream team would be a far superior candidate than that lousy Democratic Secretary of State who was at the helm during the worst tragedy in American History, the Benghazi attacks. The only thing missing from the perfect GOP female dream candidate: she has no desire to run. She believes she's served her time in public office. Boy has she ever.

As the NSA advisor then Secretary of State to the Bush 43 Administration, she was complicit in controversial decisions that will be the subject of heated debates about war crimes. The Stanford Progressive states, There

are two principal crimes against humanity for which a strong prima facie case can be made against Rice. First, for aiding and abetting aggressive war. Second, for torture, a crime against humanity prohibited under international and US.

On the matter of her time as a professor at Stanford University, one could make the case for her dismissal. With regards for

respect for basic standards of human rights and international law? In the 1970's, another tenured professor, H. Bruce Franklin, was dismissed for encouraging students to engage in civil disobedience – activity which pales in comparison.

Condi visits Stanford athletes

Perino, the smug former Press Secretary for Bush who is a host on The Five on Fox News, believes Condoleezza is just perfect for the job, much more than Hillary because Hillary spent the summer in the Hamptons.

"I don't think that when Hillary Clinton was in the Hamptons this summer working on her new plan for the team that that was going to be really representative of America."

Of course not, she's a Democrat who fights for minimizing violence against women, she's for gender equality, marriage equality, worker's rights, fair tax policy, and the right for women to control their own bodies. Americans hate that stuff. Women want to be subservient to men, they want to earn less, they want the church and religious corporations to decide their health choices and they are very much in favor of torture.

Condi Rice was blameless in those pesky 9/11 attacks, as she was just the NSA Advisor to Bush at the time. There weren't any clues which portended that tragedy was going to occur. And unlike the Benghazi tragedy, there were only thirteen separate embassy attacks on her watch with a mere sixty casualties. Hillary's Benghazi 4 far usurps those as the worst scandal in American History.

Condi loves football too, even jokingly suggesting she wants Goodell's job in the NFL. Perino gushes about Condi being

gracious, dignified, experienced, smart, fun and she could bridge the gap between Millennials and Baby Boomers.

Simply because Hillary vacations in spots generally considered "elitist and uppity" like our President Obama, she is just wrong for America.

The most important thing Condi knows how to do is to protect Republican criminals while turning a blind eye to dangerous lies and crimes against humanity. This would make her far more palatable to the Republican Establishment than Hillary Clinton.

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