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Hans And Greta Spin Horror Tales Over 'Ballot Thieves'

Greta Van Susteren and Hans Von Spakovsky do the 'ballot thief' shuffle.

Welcome to the Hans and Greta show, where they spin fairy tales about how elections will be stolen by roving bands of marauding 'ballot thieves.'

Von Spakovsky was an FEC commissioner, not an election official. He was a partisan hack who did his best to screw up campaign finance any way he could.

But I digress. We are talking about Colorado, where 'ballot thieves' will steal absentee ballots so they can stuff the ballot box.

This is a complete fairy tale. Feel free to mock them as you will. Voting by mail is actually a safer way to vote, especially in states with voting machines. I voted by mail already, checked our county website to see that it was received and processed (it was), and it's all done.

This is how I know conservatives are worried about the outcome on Tuesday. They're already setting the stage to explain how all their certain wins turned into losses.

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it. So vote and prove me right.

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