Presidential polls mean nothing unless they're done by me, Susie Sampson. They are the most accurate because they come from real 'mericans.
April 24, 2015

Here it is! My first presidential poll for America. And obviously it's the best. I'm the number one reporter for Presidential politics so it makes sense that I would put out the first real poll. Looks like there's a lot of love for Hillary (boo) but that can all change once the Republicans figure things out! I'm especially excited about Dick Whitman. He's a GOP Dick I can really get behind:)

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