Borowitz Report: McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

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Borowitz Report: McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

Calling the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to “dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.”

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