Borowitz Report: McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA

Calling the Obama Administration’s actions against the soccer organization “weak and ineffective,” Senator John McCain on Thursday proposed military action to “dismantle and destroy FIFA once and for all.”
By Heather — May 30, 2015

Progressive radio host Thom Hartmann shares the latest Borowitz Report with his listeners.

You can read the whole thing here: McCain Urges Military Strikes Against FIFA.

It would be funnier if so much of it, sadly, were not true.

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