August 5, 2015

It is as if this primary season has unleashed the hounds of verbal hell upon the nation in an effort to see who can sound the dumbest or come up with the weirdest metaphor. Here's your daily dose of Vitamin Bizarro, courtesy of dumbass Fox Host Todd Starnes.

Via Media Matters:

This is the guy who is saying what the American working man and American working woman want to hear. And here it is in a nutshell. And I get what Jeb Bush is doing. Everybody is trying to be the kinder, gentler, you know, the compassionate conservative. But you know what, Jamie? The average American, they don't want one of those metrosexual purse dogs, they want a pit bull in the White House.

RAWR.

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