September 10, 2015

Everyone, can we shed one Big Crocodile Tear for Glenn Beck? He let loose this morning about yesterday's wingnut rally, beginning with Sarah Palin.

"I'm going to say it," Beck declared, "I don't care what Sarah Palin says any more. Sarah Palin has become a clown. I'm embarrassed that I was once for Sarah Palin. Honestly, I'm embarrassed."

"I don't know who she is any more, I don't know what she stands for," Beck continued. "I saw a clip of her talking to Donald Trump. What the hell is that? I don't even know who she is any more ... Don't care. I don't care."

Well, Glenny. You ought to be embarrassed. You ought to be downright ashamed of yourself.

It must suck to be completely irrelevant, eh?

Yesterday, Glenn Beck traveled to Washington, D.C., so that he could be seen by God speaking out against the nuclear deal with Iran. Following the event, Beck was disappointed that nobody is really listening to his message and later that evening when he appeared on CNN last night, he grew even more despondent that what he felt were some of the best parts of his discussion with Don Lemon were ultimately edited from the broadcast.

Awwww, poor Glenn. Nobody is listening to his message because his message is incoherent, just like Snow Snooki's. We don't know what Glenn Beck stands for either, other than being That Guy who will say anything for a buck.

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