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Dude, I'm Not Sure That You Understand What 'Supremacist' Means

All across Texas today, people of color are laughing their butts off.
Dude, I'm Not Sure That You Understand What 'Supremacist' Means

Okay, here’s the deal. On Wednesday …

According to police, the suspects forced entry into a residential house and assaulted a victim on Willow Walk Drive in Pflugerville. The suspects then stole a guitar and amplifier before leaving the scene in a blue and tan Ford Explorer.

Pflugerville is a real place in Texas. It’s really far north Austin.

The four suspects took off and led police on a high speed chase through the city and to a retirement home, where they holed up for a while in the kitchen like Butch and Sundance and then decided to jump out second floor windows after scaring the bejesus out of some old people. Of course, they got caught and all rounded up that night.

And who are these hooligans?

After further investigation, it was determined that all four suspects are documented gang members. They each belong to a derivative of white supremacy oriented street gangs.

All across Texas today, people of color are laughing their butts off.

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