Jesus Quotes The GOP Presidential Candidates

The Jimmy Kimmel show thought it would be interesting to find out what actual quotes from the GOP presidential candidates would sound like straight from the mouth of Jesus. Well, we got out answer.

Here's a sample of the quotes from the clip above.

You don’t lock your doors at night to protect people on the outside. You lock your doors because you love the people on the inside.

The fact is that we need appropriate vetting, and I don’t think that orphans under five should be admitted into the United States at this point.

You don’t stop bad guys by taking away our guns. You stop bad guys by using our guns!

Look at that face. I mean, would anybody vote for that?!

I would bomb the shit out of them! I would just bomb those suckers.

The other thing is with the terrorists, you have to take out their families.


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