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Military Short On Guns? Here's The Solution

So the SEALs don't have enough guns? There's an answer for that.
Military Short On Guns?  Here's The Solution

There’s a congressvarmint who is really upset that the Navy SEALS are short on combat rifles.

Navy SEAL teams don’t have enough combat rifles to go around, even as these highly trained forces are relied on more than ever to carry out counterterrorism operations and other secretive missions, according to SEALs who have confided in Rep. Duncan Hunter, R-Calif.

Problem: there’s not enough M-4 carbines to go around.

Solution: Sweaty Sally’s Gun Show and City Center Outdoor Firing Range.

Y’all, I think it’s finally happened. There are more combat weapons on the damn street than in the military.

Alternative Solution: people who already own combat weapons get drafted into the military immediately.

On second thought …

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