Donald Trump Responds To Small Hands With Big Package

This is how tonight's debate began, with a dick and a whimper.
By Karoli Kuns — March 3, 2016

Yes, tonight's Republican Debate began with Donald Trump promising everyone he has a big dick.

I'm assuming it's a lie just like everything else that comes out of Trump's mouth.

Today, we've had Republicans talking about blowjobs and penis size. This is today's Republican Party.

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