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Moar Gunz! Of Course Ammosexuals Warn Hillary Will Destroy 2nd Amendment

The III%ers and other militants think that any sensible gun laws will result in TYRANNY!

Conspiracy! A pro-gun youtuber publishes "super secret" Hillary Clinton audio of her railing against the NRA and open carry laws. The text over the video claims she is waging war on the Supreme Court but sadly for ammosexuals Scalia is no longer with us.

The hilarious part of this video is there's nothing secret there. Hillary Clinton's website is ten times more anti-NRA than this "secret recording." But hey, if it's not a super secret underground conspiracy, your average gun hoarder can't get enraged enough to turn out and vote for the party of Reince Priebus.

The mind of an ardent ammosexual who believes in his own mythical reinterpretation of the 2nd Amendment, is not the slightest bit logical. Any legislative efforts to help prevent gun accidents/tragedies is met with threats of retaliation from the band of ammo-fanboys. The group known as the 3%ers believes that any common sense gun safety laws espoused by Hillary Clinton should be viewed as a usurpation of ALL GUNZ!

Perhaps deadly firearms would be less accessible if guns also carried some insurance? It's irrelevant. All of these 3%ers and their acolytes interpret any regulations imposed upon guns in the United States of Ammosexuals will be met with irrational overreaction.

Mike Vanderboegh, the leader of the 3%ers, threatened to "cut off Harry Reid's balls" if he took any action at the Bundy Standoff, Part I in April, 2014. He uses the term 'Second Amendment remedies' often and capriciously, resulting in some terrible tragedies. He has plenty of blood on his hands.

For example, shortly after the Sandy Hook Massacre, this Vanderboegh character fought tooth and nail to prevent any sensible laws that may prevent future tragedies.

Nothing has seemed to slow Vanderboegh’s penchant for making threats, or at least implied threats. In the wake of the 2012 Newtown, Conn., school massacre, he warned in E-mails sent to more than 1,000 employees of the Connecticut State Police that they risked “initiating hostilities” if they tried to enforce the state’s tough new gun control law.


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When the gun zealots asked for open carry at the RNC, the Secret Service suddenly took over and shut that movement down.

Another gun group then decided to start a petition to disarm the Secret Service and other security at the Democratic convention because, that'll show 'em! Warning: this link goes to that pro-gun group's press release.

These militant morons are assuming that all 'Democrat Politicians' are hell bent on triggering mass hysteria among gun owners. They seriously believe that Dems could do the unthinkable and abolish the amendment so adroitly reinterpreted by LDS Senator Orrin Hatch and the NRA-ILA. I hesitate to mention Hatch's faith, but LDS families are notoriously known for being doomsday preppers, and as we saw in the Bundy Sieges, many LDS folks are members of these frighteningly irrational groups.

Gun deaths in America are a huge problem, but these ammosexual groups are lobbying Republicans to prevent any future president or congress from enacting one single rational gun measure. There are plenty of pro-gun Democrats out there too, lest we forget.

Those who hold gun ownership as if it is a religion are dangerous. All Democrats, including Bernie Sanders, will be labeled as hostiles to the holy Second Amendment.

But hey, nothing increased the nationwide sale of guns like the election of a two-term Democrat to the White House. Amurrica's gun fetish is likely to continue, sadly, for years to come.

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