Blue in the Bluegrass - yeah, the rich stole all your money;
Bob Cesca - yeah, Chris Christie is still an a-hole;
Just an Earthbound Misfit, I - shall we say pistols at dawn?
Mock Paper Scissors - where can I pee in North Carolina?
Orcinus - Jack Hanna has lost his mind.
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