Our own regular commenter CaptainKaangaroo left this beauty today re Donald Trump:

It is so astonishing that he has as many supporters as he has. The man is weak. Very weak. Very very weak. That I can tell you. He is weak on economics. He has been bankrupt what? 100 times. So he has been bankrupt 100 times. That is very weak on economics. That I can tell you. Weak. He is weak on women. Very weak. He cannot be strong because his hands are too small. Very small. Have you ever seen his hands? They are very small hands. That I can tell you. Have you ever seen anybody so weak on universities? How can you fail at universities. He is being sued all over the place on his universities. It is pathetic how weak he is on universities. Pathetic. A weak loser. He loses more than anybody you have ever seen. That I can tell you. And steaks. Has anybody ever lost at steaks. Steaks are so easy. Anybody can do steaks. He lost at steaks. Weak. That I can tell you. And when he loses to Clinton he will get schlonged. Who gets schlonged by a woman. He is very good at women by the way. Terrific. But he is going to get schlonged by a woman. A weak woman. Who loses to a to a weak woman? How can somebody lose at casinos? Nobody has ever lost at owning casinos. Losing at owning casinos is very very weak. That I can say. They bring dump trucks full of money to casinos to give to the owners. How can somebody lose when they own a casino. He has bankrupted casinos what? 10,000 times. So he has bankrupted about 10,000 casinos. You have to be low energy and weak to bankrupt a casino. That I can tell you. I know. I have a lot of experience at casinos. I do casinos better than anybody. That I can tell you but the casinos always win. But Trumpf is a loser. The biggest loser. That I can tell you. Don't even get me started on Trumpf Mortgage. How can anybody be weak on mortgages? How can anybody lose at mortgages? He is a real loser at mortgages. That I can tell you.

Thanks, Captain.

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