— September 10, 2026

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker joined the Texas Democrats in giving the bootlickers going to Trump's midterm self-serving convention a very warm welcome by bringing some fire.

Pritzker started by mentioning the three Texans, Greg Abbott, Ken Paxton, and Ted Cruz, calling them "Each one a poster child for bad governance, bad morals, and bad vibes, respectively."

Pritzker moved on to the cabinet members. He pointed out that Worm for Brains, Bobby Kennedy Jr, was to thank for the "return of measles and unsafe foods." Pritzker continued by going after Trump's Attorney General and personal lawyer, Todd Blanche, who wanted to give your tax money to insurrectionists.

On a side note, when will someone question how these cabinet members, especially Blanche, go to a highly partisan event and whether it's a violation of the Hatch Act?

Now, back to the weenie roast!

Pritzker pointed out that Don Jr is "the chief accomplice in his daddy’s shakedown of the American people."

Pritzker correctly assessed Vance to be "Trump's chief bootlicker, who wants to hide the fact that he’s the architect of Trump’s endless war in Iran."

Pritzker saved the biggest burn for the biggest weenie of them all: " And, of course, we have Donald Trump himself, a president suffering from dementia, who unleashed violence on our cities, who jacked up grocery prices, screwed our farmers, and now has you paying for his gaudy golden ballroom."

It should be noted that no notes were needed for the whole speech. He was 100% correct on every point.

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