Trump Stupidity and Delusional Disorder is turning into a virus, as demonstrated by a totally bizarre rant by Sean Hannity. In an ode to Trump's claim to fame - birtherism - Lumpy made a totally random offer to President Obama. He'll send him "back to Kenya" on a one way ticket if Trump wins the election.
Phew, good thing that chances are 99 to 1 that we won't have to actually see if Lumpy keeps his word.
Talking Points Memo reports that on his weekly radio show today, Hannity cited a fake news article published from "Burrard Street Journal" which falsely said that President Obama announced that he would be moving north to the land of mounties and sexy Prime Minster, Justin Trudeau. Yes, Oh Canada.
Too bad it was a joke.
But, Lumpy didn't get the joke. So this was his offer:
"I have an offer for the President. I will charter a plane for you and your family. I will make sure it’s as big a plane as Air Force One, what you have grown accustomed to, in other words. Taxpayer-funded plane. I don’t know where I’m going to get—Maybe I’ll just—Maybe I’ll ask Trump if I can charter his plane for Obama. That’s what—I will charter Donald Trump’s plane if he’ll let me, and I will charter it to the country of your choice."
"You want to go to Canada? I’ll pay for you to go to Canada. You want to go to Kenya? I’ll pay for you to go to Kenya. Jakarta, where you went to school back in the day, you can go back there. Anywhere you want to go. I’m gonna—I’ll put the finest food, caviar, champagne, you name it. I have one stipulation: you can’t come back. That’s fair."
I have a better offer! When Trump loses, can we put Bully O'Reilly, Lumpy Hannity, Loser Trump, Racist Bannon, Pervert Ailes, Paid Shill Lewandowski, Shoplifter Katrina Pierson and the bevy of blonde Trump spokeswhackos on a plane out of the US?
*I would add Chris Christie, but I suspect he may have new housing arrangements based on recent Bridgegate revelations.
**I would add Rudy Giuliani, but I suspect he will be in seeking treatment for his probable case of dementia or treatment in an anger management program.