Welcome to February, Crooks and Liars! It's gotta be better than January, right? I mean a religion ban followed by a Monday Night Massacre cannot happen again… can it?

Big Bad Bald Bastard still thinks Trump might be a Trojan Horse.

The Awl wants to marry Sally Yates.

Eville Times it's not Both Sides crap, it's appeasement.

Bonus Track: 9 Thousand Feet gives us shorter Trump: He's lying.

Round-up by Tengrain who blogs at Mock, Paper, Scissors. You can follow Tengrain on the Twitters, too. Send tips, requests, and suggestions to mbru@crooksandliars.com (with For MBRU in the subject line).