Juggalos Outnumber Trump Supporters At 'Mother Of All Rallies'
Credit: h/t Nicole Belle
September 17, 2017

Hair Führer’s base have been planning a rally in DC that they said would be The Mother of All Rallies. As near as I can tell, it was supposed to cheer up our insane Comrade Stupid and show us libtard losers how powerful their movement is! Fear the Derp!

Meanwhile, the Juggalos (the dedicated fans of the rap-rock band Insane Clown Posse) have been planning a Washington rally of their own, too/also. They were going to protest the FBI’s designation of the Juggalos as a “loosely organized hybrid gang.” (But we cannot get people who want to blow up abortion clinics designated as domestic terrorists. Go figure.)

Anyway, the clowns went to DC! (See what I did there?)

So, the size-queen question Trump is no doubt asking as he stares at his short fingers: Who had the bigger rally?

  • about 1,500 Juggalos
  • about 300 Trump supporters

So maybe it was The Evil Step-mother of All Rallies?

Anyway, what can we discern from the casting of the voodoo priestess’ chicken bones:

  • Comrade Preznint Stupid’s base is not as enthusiastic as they once were?
  • There is a reason Hair Führer fired his advance man after the Phiasco-in-Phoenix!

In the greater scheme of things, this rally really doesn’t mean much, but watch this space. Claim Chowder: 500 Quatloos says that Comrade Stupid’s poll numbers from the people who voted for him are gonna drop off a cliff. (Think his DACA flip-flop-flip will be the driver; hell hath no fury like a racist scorned. Or furry, for that matter.)

Crossposted from Mock Paper Scissors

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