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Desperate Marsha Blackburn Pretends Chuck Schumer Is From Tennessee

Marsha Blackburn is losing her race for Senate and is desperately trying to run against Chuck Schumer. Who isn't her opponent and isn't from Tennessee.
Desperate Marsha Blackburn Pretends Chuck Schumer Is From Tennessee

Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.

Tuesday night featured a US Senatorial Debate between Republican Congresswoman and fake baby parts conspiracy theorist Marsha Blackburn, and former Tennessee Governor Phil Bresden.

Bresden is very popular, even among Republicans, because as Governor he made Tennessee a priority and brought the Titans to the state. Football, you know.

Blackburn held baby parts hearings against Planned Parenthood until the nano-second Trump won and then shut down her committee's "investigation" because obviously, it was another Benghazi investigation ploy to get her on Fox News. The New York Times reports that she doesn't talk about abortion on the campaign trail anymore for fear of getting even fewer votes than she's gonna get.

So during last night's debate, the number one word on Marsha Blackburn's lips was...Chuck Schumer?

ELEVEN mentions of Chuck Schumer in one hour? Who does she think she is, Brett Kavanaugh asking for a "fair hearing"?

These broken record Republicans are not the party of ideas. And I'm pretty sure Chuck Schumer is from New York. He's also Jewish. What are you trying to imply, Marsha? What is it you're running against, from, and to?


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