Colbert covers Tucker Carlson's whining about protestors interrupting his restaurant experiences:

STEPHEN COLBERT: Come on, somebody yelling 'f--- you!' doesn't ruin a meal. In fact, I think it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without it. ...Good news, there's still one establishment Tucker frequents. Naturally, I thought it was Extremely White Castle, but I was wrong. Turns out, it's a restaurant that caters just to him."

And then the Late Show staff presents an ad for said restaurant.

Here's an alternative, however, courtesy of my own Professional Left Podcast: