Move over Elf on a Shelf. You're history. Nothing but a bad memory.
You've been replaced by a real nightmare, Zuck on a Truck. It's guaranteed that there will be no good little boys or girls this Christmas once Zuck on a Truck - or Meta on a Jetta, if you prefer - gets done with them.
Jimmy Kimmel and his writers nail the truth about Facebook dead on and couch it in humor.
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