Florida Sen. Marco, who is in a close race against Val Demings decided to focus on the most important issue facing Floridians today, a CDC bulletin that lists the risks of "pregnant people" from COVID before and after giving birth.
The culture war lunacy of Republicans is reaching its pinnacle as the midterm elections creep up on us.
Speaking at an Edmund Burke/ National Conservatism affair, Rubio testified to his outrage.
"Today we are subjected to things like, there are such things as pregnant men," he said.
I'm sure the children of Uvalde would have much rather faced a CDC bulletin rather than the harbingers of death, AR15s.
"As far as I know, every single human being has ever been born has been born by a biological woman," he stated.
He's a real Mensa man.
Now we get to the crux of his anger.
"We have the CDC, who insists on using the term "pregnant people," Rubio said scornfully.
The horror!
The shame!
How can Republicans ever recover from such a slight!
The indignity of pregnant people, everywhere.
Pregnant men are showing up in Florida!
Hide your other children!
Please support Val Demings, and get rid of the MAGA trash in Washington.