November 6, 2022

Former President Donald Trump finally came out and assigned Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis a nickname. Both men are possible contenders for the GOP nomination. Trump is very childish, and his nicknames highlight that.

He and his lint-licking fire-breathing supporters have called former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton' Crooked Hillary' for years. Still, now, it's the twice-impeached one-term President who is under investigation for espionage.

Trump was shopping a nickname around to see what would stick with DeSantis. He did that with President Biden, too.

Trump has called Joe Biden quite a few juvenile nicknames, including Basement Biden, Beijing Biden, China Joe, Corrupt Joe, Crazy Joe Biden, Joe Hiden, Quid Pro Joe, Sleepy Joe, Sleepy Creepy Joe, and Slow Joe.

During Trump's eleventy bazillionth rally last night, he referred to Ron DeSantis as "Ron DeSanctimonious."


DeSantis won't be appearing at Trump's Florida rally on Sunday, making this even more interesting. How does MAGA feel about Trump's nickname for the Florida Republican and the Governor's snub on Sunday?

They've been telling us that DeSantis is the best Governor in the United States for a while now. Stop laughing; they can't help it. Now that Trump has signaled that he's ready to go after DeSantis, the red hats will need to pick a side.

It should be interesting when the die-hard Trump supporters attach conspiracy theories to the Republican Governor. Fight amongst yourselves, guys. Trump's nickname for his potential rival is weak. However, all of his grade school-level nicknames for his opponents have been weak. But his supporters like them. Go figure.

DeSantis could call Trump 'China Donald.' The ex-president did call the head of the Chinese Communist Party “king” last night at this rally. Do you see how we try to be helpful around here? Or it can be Ron DeSanctimonious vs. Donald WhinyLittleBitch.

Watch your back, Ronald:

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