January 20, 2023

As a shock to no one ever, the Supreme Court revealed that they have been unable to figure out who leaked a draft of the Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization opinion that was used to overturn Roe V Wade.

On Thursday, the Supreme Court released an unsigned statement concluding that it was unable to determine the identity of the individual responsible for the leak or even explain how the draft ended up in the hands of Politico.

The highest court in the land can't find out who the leaker is. Sure thing. It couldn't be Justice Samuel Alito or insurrectionsist-enableing Ginni Thomas, wife of Justice Thomas, who was at the Jan. 6 rally, right? No, that would be weird.

Meanwhile, former President Donald Trump took to Truth Social to demand that arrests be made, and we'd be OK with seeing Alito or Ginni perp-walked.

"Arrest the reporter, publisher, editor - you'll get your answer fast," he wrote. "Stop playing games and wasting time!"

This is fascist talk, and one of the myriad reasons why he will never see the inside of the White House again. Ever.

Later, Bloaty McBatShit posted again.

"Page 1: I can't get over the fact that a casualty of the greatest Witch Hunt of all time, Allen Weisselberg, my long time employee and chief financial officer, is sitting in a prison cell in Rikers Island for a type of case that has never been brought before in the history of our Country," he scribbled. "He didn't pay taxes on the use of a company car - does anyone? The use of a company apartment - does anyone? Or the Education of his grandchildren - Wow! Are these things really a criminal, or even a crime?"

"Remember, we are talking about New York City as the Crime and Murder Capital of the World, where no murder case has even been tried by the D.A. in 6 years, and yet they spend tens of millions of dollars, view 11,000,000 pages of documents, years of investigation, and weeks in trial over the education of grandchildren, etc." he added. "Such a thing has never happened before. He was offered a “DEAL” if he pled GUILTY TO EVERYTHING - 90 days, or Life in Prison. Allen Weisselberg is a CRIME VICTIM, and so am I."

That stupid fuck. While the rest of us were trying to keep our heads above water amid the pandemic, Trump thought it would be a perfect time to be a tax cheat. That. Chud.

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