March 18, 2023

It looks like the first of several potential indictments against former President Donald Trump will possibly be handed down next week. Trump knows it, too. Trump's attorney said that the disgraced former President will follow the standard procedure in surrendering to face criminal charges if indicted by a Manhattan grand jury, and there will be no standoff at Mar-a-Lago. It could end up as a white Bronco scene, though. Who knows.

Trump is frightened. He took to Truth Social to lash out at the world, including "boarders." I can only imagine the contempt he has for Airbnb. Stand back, y'all; he's going all-caps on us because he's going to be arrested on Tuesday over his alleged hush money payment to adult film actor Stormy Daniels.

"OUR NATION IS NOW THIRD WORLD & DYING. THE AMERICAN DREAM IS DEAD!" he wrote. "THE RADICAL LEFT ANARCHISTS HAVE STOLLEN OUR PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION, AND WITH IT, THE HEART OF OUR OUR COUNTRY. AMERICAN PATRIOTS ARE BEING ARRESTED & HELD IN CAPTIVITY LIKE ANIMALS, WHILE CRIMINALS & LEFTIST THUGS ARE ALLOWED TO ROAM THE STREETS, KILLING & BURNING WITH NO RETRIBUTION."

"MILLIONS ARE FLOODING THROUGH OUR OPEN BOARDERS, MANY FROM PRISONS & MENTAL INSTITUTIONS." he added. "CRIME & INFLATION ARE DESTROYING OUR VERY WAY OF LIFE.NOW ILLEGAL LEAKS FROM A CORRUPT & HIGHLY POLITICAL MANHATTAN DISTRICT ATTORNEYS OFFICE, WHICH HAS ALLOWED NEW RECORDS TO BE SET IN VIOLENT CRIME & WHOSE LEADER IS FUNDED BY GEORGE SOROS, INDICATE THAT, WITH NO CRIME BEING ABLE TO BE PROVEN, & BASED ON AN OLD & FULLY DEBUNKED (BY NUMEROUS OTHER PROSECUTORS!) FAIRYTALE, THE FAR & AWAY LEADING REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE & FORMER PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, WILL BE ARRESTED ON TUESDAY OF NEXT WEEK. PROTEST, TAKE OUR NATION BACK!"

Trump is calling for protests to break out. We all remember what happened the last time he did that. He's never been held accountable for his misdeeds in his entire life.

Many people are saying that his fingerprints will be the best fingerprints ever. Believe me. They were big strong men saying that with tears in their eyes.

I hope he has nightmares while screaming out Jack Smith's name in a cold sweat while Hillary throws an indictment party as she sips a glass of Chardonnay while not being investigated. Oh, and she should invite Michael Cohen to the party. And Stormy Daniels, too.

I think I just got a lady justice boner. Should I call my doctor if it doesn't go away in four hours? How does this work, guys?

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