April 19, 2023

Republicans campaigned on jobs and combatting inflation. Well, step back, y'all; Minnesota Republicans are all over that. State Sen. Eric Lucero sprang into action and addressed the House to say, "Sin is real." All we had to do was point to his smurf-looking yellow suit to confirm that. I'm sure he'll mention a solution to inflation soon. Any minute now.

"I do not want pictures, plays, theater, sculptures, or any other type of art to be used to channel the occult," he continued with a super serious expression on his face. Minnesota Republicans reportedly created an amendment banning public funding of necromancy and the occult.

Who amongst us has not been channeling the occult lately? Next, this chud will want to ban any reruns of Bewitched.

OK, let's move on to the next Minnesota Republican, who will prioritize jobs and fighting inflation. Right?

Republican State Sen. Nathan Wesenberg, who is not wearing a banana suit like Lucero, called the police on a drag performer.

Just a reminder that Democrats want solutions to the crisis of gun violence, student loan forgiveness, taxing gazillionaires, and affordable healthcare, while Republicans are focusing on drag shows and necromancy.

H/T: @BriInMN

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